Has there ever been a Dildo gun before? Because that what springs to mind looking at all of these horrible monstrosities.
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;22724173]Has there ever been a Dildo gun before? Because that what springs to mind looking at all of these horrible monstrosities.[/QUOTE]
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Congrats you made me google "dildo pistol"
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Finally finished sanding off the inside of my outer barrel on my KP-06 (KJW Xcelerator) now the orange tip is 100% gone.
[QUOTE=DarkSamus;22724455][img]http://www.sfgate.com/templates/columnists/morford/graphics/gunslinger-264x188-vibe.jpg[/img]
Congrats you made me google "dildo pistol"
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Finally finished sanding off the inside of my outer barrel on my KP-06 (KJW Xcelerator) now the orange tip is 100% gone.[/QUOTE]
Finally I can satisfy my Airsoft Fantasies!
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;22724843]Finally I can satisfy my Airsoft Fantasies![/QUOTE]
:pwn: or :gonk:, i can't choose
When in doubt, use an image macro.
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This thread is so good.
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Also I am pretty sure I am going for that M1911. Now to get da moniez. Any ideas on that?
Get a job.
You lazy bum.
Or better yet.
Rob a bank.
Someone here put a tactical dildo bayonet on his AK. I'll try and find the picture.
did it have super penetrating action?
or a tac light?
I bet it really helped when he had to penetrate the enemy defenses.
:smug:
AK47 CPW w/ FMJ D.I.L.D.O.
Destroying and Ionizing Leaflet Drop Ordnance
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FMJ leaflet drop mortar?
Well fuck. I broke my bolt release today and now i have to manually close the dust cover on my pdw. :saddowns: The good news is, I was on fire today and got at least 25 guys out.
[QUOTE=Fenriswolf;22734026]Well fuck. I broke my bolt release today and now i have to manually close the dust cover on my pdw. :saddowns: The good news is, I was on fire today and got at least 25 guys out.[/QUOTE]
You still manage to shoot people even when your on fire?
Neato.
Ugh, horrible night game at CQB City. If this gives you an idea how bad it was, I quit after the 3rd round and left. I have never left a field early before.
Initially I thought it was going to be a good night, only 40 people or so. That was wrong.
First thing I saw that would lead to the downfall was the vast amount of noob kids on my team. Most of them played too much MW2 by the sound of it. During the first game we got spawn camped so bad, majority of the team wouldn't push. So here I am with a CIRAS and a shitload of gear running my ass off again trying to get things done. Hell even my dad was rushing, but these kids wouldn't. At least these kids called their hits though, so I'll give them credit for that.
2nd Issue, partially to blame to the first, was the spawn camping. We got fucking spawn camped all 3 matches and could barely move 50 feet out without being lit up.
3rd Issue: Other team not calling hits. I was running the new G&G CM M4 w/ 4x ACOG (both worked beautifully) and I was sniping these guys. I can clearly see the bbs headed right at them and hitting them, but they wouldn't call it. It was worse in CQB. I was shooting people from less than 20 feet away with both a TM MP7 and a P226 and they wouldn't call it or argue over it. One guy repeatedly pissed me off.
4th Issue: That asshole in the killhouse. First time I encountered this guy I had just pistoled his friend but my mag was out of gas. I'm trying to reload and he comes around and knifes me. He's start being a bitch and getting all up in my face that he knifed me, being an inmature little bitch over something so insignificant. Oh whoop de fucking do, you knifed a guy who was reloading, I'm so impressed (/sarcasm). 2-5th times I ran into this idiot was during the 3rd round.
First time I enter the killhouse, my dad goes first and gets pistoled by this guy. I run in and plug my MP7 into his gut and shoot while he shoots at me. He claims I didn't hit him and he got me first. I try to be civil and say lets just both go back to spawn and that's it, but NO, this guy continues to be an asshole. I say fuck and go spawn and go after him again. Did this 3 times and he still wouldn't call it. Each time I would yell out there's a cheater behind this door, go shoot him when I walked back to spawn. 4th time I barged in he was arguing with my dad who was in the alley way. I just shot him in the back as much as I could, yet he continued to argue with the guys in the alley way.
5th time I saw him was when I had already secured a room in the killhouse and was popping shots out the window. I check the hallway and see a shadow moving at this door. He pulls out with his back to me, and I light him up with the MP7. He calls it, but says my gun was dry firing. My ass, I'm using tracers. Fucking asshole.
Later that game we are spawn camped so bad I can't even turn the corner without being lit up by 3 guys. I organized our team to rush these guys and we did it 3 times and they didn't call it. By this time I am cussing and cursing at everyone and everything. My team is right up there with me. Supposedly I heard someone was booted because these arguments got so bad. Once that game ended early, me and my dad said fuck it, were out of here.
Yeah that pretty much sums up my shittiest day of airsoft. Grant it I got a shitload of kills at the beginning with the new M4 and ACOG, but the rest of the night sucked.
I'm going to be taking a break from airsoft for a while, going to focus on Archery again and maybe getting back into weapon designs. Me and my dad have a few ideas that might be worth while making.
Jeez man, that's rough. Why in the hell weren't the Refs doing anything about the cheaters?
I've decided it's my time to get a job to supply my Airsoft needs and my upcoming yearly computer upgrade. I secured a job interview at sears the only issue is it's fucking Aug 3rd, Why would they allow interview dates to go that far. I was going through the lists and they only do it 1 day a week every week. And they only allow 2 per that day. One in the morning the other in the afternoon.
Anyway it looks like i'm either getting regular store supply or a form of tech there.
[QUOTE=64k1;22743920]Jeez man, that's rough. Why in the hell weren't the Refs doing anything about the cheaters?[/QUOTE]
Doesn't help when some of the refs playing are the cheaters.
[QUOTE=xXEnder007Xx;22743560]Ugh, horrible night game at CQB City. If this gives you an idea how bad it was, I quit after the 3rd round and left. I have never left a field early before.
Initially I thought it was going to be a good night, only 40 people or so. That was wrong.
First thing I saw that would lead to the downfall was the vast amount of noob kids on my team. Most of them played too much MW2 by the sound of it. During the first game we got spawn camped so bad, majority of the team wouldn't push. So here I am with a CIRAS and a shitload of gear running my ass off again trying to get things done. Hell even my dad was rushing, but these kids wouldn't. At least these kids called their hits though, so I'll give them credit for that.
2nd Issue, partially to blame to the first, was the spawn camping. We got fucking spawn camped all 3 matches and could barely move 50 feet out without being lit up.
3rd Issue: Other team not calling hits. I was running the new G&G CM M4 w/ 4x ACOG (both worked beautifully) and I was sniping these guys. I can clearly see the bbs headed right at them and hitting them, but they wouldn't call it. It was worse in CQB. I was shooting people from less than 20 feet away with both a TM MP7 and a P226 and they wouldn't call it or argue over it. One guy repeatedly pissed me off.
4th Issue: That asshole in the killhouse. First time I encountered this guy I had just pistoled his friend but my mag was out of gas. I'm trying to reload and he comes around and knifes me. He's start being a bitch and getting all up in my face that he knifed me, being an inmature little bitch over something so insignificant. Oh whoop de fucking do, you knifed a guy who was reloading, I'm so impressed (/sarcasm). 2-5th times I ran into this idiot was during the 3rd round.
First time I enter the killhouse, my dad goes first and gets pistoled by this guy. I run in and plug my MP7 into his gut and shoot while he shoots at me. He claims I didn't hit him and he got me first. I try to be civil and say lets just both go back to spawn and that's it, but NO, this guy continues to be an asshole. I say fuck and go spawn and go after him again. Did this 3 times and he still wouldn't call it. Each time I would yell out there's a cheater behind this door, go shoot him when I walked back to spawn. 4th time I barged in he was arguing with my dad who was in the alley way. I just shot him in the back as much as I could, yet he continued to argue with the guys in the alley way.
5th time I saw him was when I had already secured a room in the killhouse and was popping shots out the window. I check the hallway and see a shadow moving at this door. He pulls out with his back to me, and I light him up with the MP7. He calls it, but says my gun was dry firing. My ass, I'm using tracers. Fucking asshole.
Later that game we are spawn camped so bad I can't even turn the corner without being lit up by 3 guys. I organized our team to rush these guys and we did it 3 times and they didn't call it. By this time I am cussing and cursing at everyone and everything. My team is right up there with me. Supposedly I heard someone was booted because these arguments got so bad. Once that game ended early, me and my dad said fuck it, were out of here.
Yeah that pretty much sums up my shittiest day of airsoft. Grant it I got a shitload of kills at the beginning with the new M4 and ACOG, but the rest of the night sucked.
I'm going to be taking a break from airsoft for a while, going to focus on Archery again and maybe getting back into weapon designs. Me and my dad have a few ideas that might be worth while making.[/QUOTE]
Cheer up man, we all get bad days. Some days just turn out to be really bad.
[QUOTE=xXEnder007Xx;22743560]Ugh, horrible night game at CQB City. If this gives you an idea how bad it was, I quit after the 3rd round and left. I have never left a field early before.
Initially I thought it was going to be a good night, only 40 people or so. That was wrong.
First thing I saw that would lead to the downfall was the vast amount of noob kids on my team. Most of them played too much MW2 by the sound of it. During the first game we got spawn camped so bad, majority of the team wouldn't push. So here I am with a CIRAS and a shitload of gear running my ass off again trying to get things done. Hell even my dad was rushing, but these kids wouldn't. At least these kids called their hits though, so I'll give them credit for that.
2nd Issue, partially to blame to the first, was the spawn camping. We got fucking spawn camped all 3 matches and could barely move 50 feet out without being lit up.
3rd Issue: Other team not calling hits. I was running the new G&G CM M4 w/ 4x ACOG (both worked beautifully) and I was sniping these guys. I can clearly see the bbs headed right at them and hitting them, but they wouldn't call it. It was worse in CQB. I was shooting people from less than 20 feet away with both a TM MP7 and a P226 and they wouldn't call it or argue over it. One guy repeatedly pissed me off.
4th Issue: That asshole in the killhouse. First time I encountered this guy I had just pistoled his friend but my mag was out of gas. I'm trying to reload and he comes around and knifes me. He's start being a bitch and getting all up in my face that he knifed me, being an inmature little bitch over something so insignificant. Oh whoop de fucking do, you knifed a guy who was reloading, I'm so impressed (/sarcasm). 2-5th times I ran into this idiot was during the 3rd round.
First time I enter the killhouse, my dad goes first and gets pistoled by this guy. I run in and plug my MP7 into his gut and shoot while he shoots at me. He claims I didn't hit him and he got me first. I try to be civil and say lets just both go back to spawn and that's it, but NO, this guy continues to be an asshole. I say fuck and go spawn and go after him again. Did this 3 times and he still wouldn't call it. Each time I would yell out there's a cheater behind this door, go shoot him when I walked back to spawn. 4th time I barged in he was arguing with my dad who was in the alley way. I just shot him in the back as much as I could, yet he continued to argue with the guys in the alley way.
5th time I saw him was when I had already secured a room in the killhouse and was popping shots out the window. I check the hallway and see a shadow moving at this door. He pulls out with his back to me, and I light him up with the MP7. He calls it, but says my gun was dry firing. My ass, I'm using tracers. Fucking asshole.
Later that game we are spawn camped so bad I can't even turn the corner without being lit up by 3 guys. I organized our team to rush these guys and we did it 3 times and they didn't call it. By this time I am cussing and cursing at everyone and everything. My team is right up there with me. Supposedly I heard someone was booted because these arguments got so bad. Once that game ended early, me and my dad said fuck it, were out of here.
Yeah that pretty much sums up my shittiest day of airsoft. Grant it I got a shitload of kills at the beginning with the new M4 and ACOG, but the rest of the night sucked.
I'm going to be taking a break from airsoft for a while, going to focus on Archery again and maybe getting back into weapon designs. Me and my dad have a few ideas that might be worth while making.[/QUOTE]
I think it's time for a facepunch airsoft meet-up.
Pay for my tickets then.
[QUOTE=DarkSamus;22745810]I think it's time for a facepunch airsoft meet-up.[/QUOTE]
The closest FP'er playing airsoft is an hour away.
[QUOTE=Identity;22748850]The closest FP'er playing airsoft is an hour away.[/QUOTE]
I have to drive an hour and a half to every game I go to...
I think theres a few NY FP airsofters
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;22749037]I have to drive an hour and a half to every game I go to...[/QUOTE]
I had to drive only about an hour to games, back when my "team" actually played with other people.
I think most of the people in CA are at least a four hour drive for me now since school's over. Though I think a few people play in SoCal, I'm not sure.
The proposed meeting spot for west coast is CQBCity in stockton, california. If this is fine then we just need to set up some times. Who is available when?
Never. I am in Scotland. Unless you want to pay for my tickets of course.
I live in New York, you can guess what my answer would be.
[QUOTE=xXEnder007Xx;22743560]Ugh, horrible night game at CQB City. If this gives you an idea how bad it was, I quit after the 3rd round and left. I have never left a field early before.
Initially I thought it was going to be a good night, only 40 people or so. That was wrong.
First thing I saw that would lead to the downfall was the vast amount of noob kids on my team. Most of them played too much MW2 by the sound of it. During the first game we got spawn camped so bad, majority of the team wouldn't push. So here I am with a CIRAS and a shitload of gear running my ass off again trying to get things done. Hell even my dad was rushing, but these kids wouldn't. At least these kids called their hits though, so I'll give them credit for that.
2nd Issue, partially to blame to the first, was the spawn camping. We got fucking spawn camped all 3 matches and could barely move 50 feet out without being lit up.
3rd Issue: Other team not calling hits. I was running the new G&G CM M4 w/ 4x ACOG (both worked beautifully) and I was sniping these guys. I can clearly see the bbs headed right at them and hitting them, but they wouldn't call it. It was worse in CQB. I was shooting people from less than 20 feet away with both a TM MP7 and a P226 and they wouldn't call it or argue over it. One guy repeatedly pissed me off.
4th Issue: That asshole in the killhouse. First time I encountered this guy I had just pistoled his friend but my mag was out of gas. I'm trying to reload and he comes around and knifes me. He's start being a bitch and getting all up in my face that he knifed me, being an inmature little bitch over something so insignificant. Oh whoop de fucking do, you knifed a guy who was reloading, I'm so impressed (/sarcasm). 2-5th times I ran into this idiot was during the 3rd round.
First time I enter the killhouse, my dad goes first and gets pistoled by this guy. I run in and plug my MP7 into his gut and shoot while he shoots at me. He claims I didn't hit him and he got me first. I try to be civil and say lets just both go back to spawn and that's it, but NO, this guy continues to be an asshole. I say fuck and go spawn and go after him again. Did this 3 times and he still wouldn't call it. Each time I would yell out there's a cheater behind this door, go shoot him when I walked back to spawn. 4th time I barged in he was arguing with my dad who was in the alley way. I just shot him in the back as much as I could, yet he continued to argue with the guys in the alley way.
5th time I saw him was when I had already secured a room in the killhouse and was popping shots out the window. I check the hallway and see a shadow moving at this door. He pulls out with his back to me, and I light him up with the MP7. He calls it, but says my gun was dry firing. My ass, I'm using tracers. Fucking asshole.
Later that game we are spawn camped so bad I can't even turn the corner without being lit up by 3 guys. I organized our team to rush these guys and we did it 3 times and they didn't call it. By this time I am cussing and cursing at everyone and everything. My team is right up there with me. Supposedly I heard someone was booted because these arguments got so bad. Once that game ended early, me and my dad said fuck it, were out of here.
Yeah that pretty much sums up my shittiest day of airsoft. Grant it I got a shitload of kills at the beginning with the new M4 and ACOG, but the rest of the night sucked.
I'm going to be taking a break from airsoft for a while, going to focus on Archery again and maybe getting back into weapon designs. Me and my dad have a few ideas that might be worth while making.[/QUOTE]
That really f&*king sucks Ender. I know we all have bad days from time to time but what you've just said there takes the cake :aaa:
Ender I feel for you man. I was at a game and there were a bunch of 12 year olds who wouldn't call their hits. I think it's time for a Facepunch airsoft meetup.
Oh Ender, is the MP7 accurate? I think I might be on the prowl for my second gun or I might just upgrade the internals of my first.
My friend beat a kid with the stock of his gun because the kid wanted to try airsoft and we let him tag along and he never called ANY hits.
needless to say he called his hits the next round we played (his last).
The kid was a total douch though, glad he left.
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