also more kondraki
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/yellowdrakex/kingofthebutterflies.jpg[/img]
Hahahahahahahahahahah
[quote]Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: A portable computer playing a partial audio recording of the Monty Python sketch "The Funniest Joke in the World".
Transcript: "Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
Result: Tomato explodes. Debris clocked at 137 mph. Computer heavily coated by debris. Keyboard ruined by exposure to liquid matter - all other components proved functional after cleanup.[/quote]
[editline]08:39PM[/editline]
Someone draw Dr.Kondraki riding the SCP-whateverthenumberwas during the "Duke Till Dawn" incident
if I may clarify;
Dr. Kondraki was removed from adminship for a series of poor decisions made over several months, and a number of incidents that indicate an unwillingness or inability to work as a team with the other admins and mods.
the story regarding the death of the character is part of a "death of a senior staff member" series. there was a contest for ones about Clef not too long ago.
Besides, I talked to some site members, the whole thing isn't canonical.
none of the Library entries are to be considered related to the actual articles, and, depending on who you ask, there's not much of a canon at all.
Wanderlust is probably the closest to being an exception, but that's just Fish being Fish.
I'm talking to the writer of Red Dawn's handbook.
:dance:
The coffee machine where you can get anything is the best one.
[quote][B]Addendum [SCP-294ac]:[/B] Dr.████████ requested "My life story" from SCP-294; SCP-294 made humming noises and shook violently for approximately 3 minutes. Once the machine ended said vibrations, a heavily viscous, opaque black liquid was produced. Upon consumption, Dr.████████ reported that he remembered everything that had ever happened to him. After spending 48 hours inside of his office, Dr.████████ returned with a 538 page autobiography. Extensive reading of the autobiography is under consideration.[/quote]
That is just awesome.
ok 914 is pretty awesome too
[quote][B]Setting:[/B] Very Fine
[B]Output:[/B] 1 small black box, bearing a red button. When the button is pressed, everyone in line of sight of the object except the holder experiences an overpowering orgasm.
[I]Note: The Very Fine has been confiscated by Oversight, due to potential for misuse.[/I]
[B]Input:[/B] One (1) DVD player.
[B]Setting:[/B] Very Fine
[B]Output:[/B] A small box with jacks for connection to a television and AC input. Any audiovisual media placed inside the box when connected to a TV will play perfectly in high definition, despite format, region control or degradation of original media. Box responds to voice commands such as "play", "rewind" and "fast forward". Box has been deemed safe to use, and has since been placed in the break room at Site-██ for recreational use.
[B]Input:[/B] 1 disc containing a copy of W7P x64
[B]Setting:[/B] Fine
[B]Output:[/B] One (1) DVD copy of Windows ██████ Professional 256-bit
[I]I'm keeping this. -Roadrunner[/I]
[B]Input:[/B] 1 disc containing a copy of W7P x64
[B]Setting:[/B] Very Fine
[B]Output:[/B] One (1) ████-format copy of Windows █████████ Immaculate ████-bit
[I]…a minimum of ███TB RAM to run this thing? A ██ Petahertz CPU required to install it? It takes up 50TB of HDD space? Woah. I don't think that we have anything that can quite run this… yet. -Roadrunner
Hmm, let me test a follow-up on that one. Even though this thing is a sentient deathtrap. -Dr. Blast[/I][/quote]
I want one of these.
[B]EDIT:[/B]
[QUOTE=Lazlow87;21134733]I found some floppy disks that contain the entire internet;
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-335[/url][/QUOTE]
Floppy #76 says "Able"... [URL=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076]SCP-076-2[/URL] refers to himself as Able :aaaaa:
I'm Roadrunner, by the way.
[editline]05:14AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=40kplayer;22036864]I'm talking to the writer of Red Dawn's handbook.
:dance:[/QUOTE]
Yeah Waxx/Dmitri is a pretty cool guy. He used to be on FP, but he was banned.
And no, Kondraki is not dead.
I got an idea for an object, has this been done yet?
What I was thinking was a painting so horrendously ugly that whoever lays eyes on it will have intense stomach pains, followed by numbing in the fingers and toes. Hours later, the numbing will have spread to the arms and legs rendering the person paralyzed, until it eventually spreads to the heart and lungs, constricting breathing and blood flow, killing the victim. This all happens under 24 hours of when you first saw the painting. All attempts to burn or otherwise destroy the painting have been met with failure, as it appears the painting has taken no damage whatsoever.
Has it been done? :v:
[QUOTE=the_KMM;22038999]Yeah Waxx/Dmitri is a pretty cool guy. He used to be on FP, but he was banned.
And no, Kondraki is not dead.[/QUOTE]
That was Waxx? I remember him from PHW, and well, here too
[QUOTE=Jojje;22039374]I got an idea for an object, has this been done yet?
What I was thinking was a painting so horrendously ugly that whoever lays eyes on it will have intense stomach pains, followed by numbing in the fingers and toes. Hours later, the numbing will have spread to the arms and legs rendering the person paralyzed, until it eventually spreads to the heart and lungs, constricting breathing and blood flow, killing the victim. This all happens under 24 hours of when you first saw the painting.
Has it been done? :v:[/QUOTE]
No, but we have a plethora of 'look at this thing and [I]x[/I] happens' stuff.
Hell, we have a [I]variation of the visible spectrum[/I] that causes brain hemorrhages.
[QUOTE=the_KMM;22039408]No, but we have a plethora of 'look at this thing and [I]x[/I] happens' stuff.
Hell, we have a [I]variation of the visible spectrum[/I] that causes brain hemorrhages.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I figured the idea would've been a bit cliché.
[url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-big-list-of-overdone-scp-cliches]List of chliched subjects[/url]
So when you guys adding Slenderman?
I hate these guys, keeping the cool shit away from us and all. :argh:
[QUOTE=Jojje;22037320]The coffee machine where you can get anything is the best one.
That is just awesome.
ok 914 is pretty awesome too
I want one of these.
[B]EDIT:[/B]
Floppy #76 says "Able"... [URL=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076]SCP-076-2[/URL] refers to himself as Able :aaaaa:[/QUOTE]
why do I imagine Able to look like prince in my mind
[editline]01:30AM[/editline]
[img]http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/prince-in-musicology-promo-pic-ii.jpg[/img]
only killing everything
[QUOTE=Mikhail;22054285]So when you guys adding Slenderman?[/QUOTE]
We don't do internet memes, except the l33t 5p33k virus.
Also Hatbot. But he's our own creation. And a user on the site.
those of you who played I Wanna Be The Guy: The Movie:The Game might enjoy this.
[release]
Name: Dr. Edison
[B]Date: ██/██/20██[/B]
[B]Total Items:[/B] Five (5) single gigabyte USB drives, containing a copy of [U]"I Wanna Be The Guy"[/U], a freeware video game regarded as "The Hardest Game In The World".
[B]Input:[/B] One (1) single gigabyte USB drive, containing a copy of [U]"I Wanna Be The Guy"[/U].
[B]Setting:[/B] Rough.
[B]Output:[/B] One (1) single gigabyte USB drive, containing the ROMs of assorted Nintendo Entertainment System, Super Nintendo Entertainment System, and Sega Genesis game cartridges, presumably games that "I Wanna Be The Guy" drew inspiration from. Among games included are [U]Mega Man[/U], [U]Contra[/U], and [REDACTED]. Dr. Edison has confiscated the USB drive, and has loaded the ROMs onto an emulator in the break-room computer as a morale booster.
[B]Input:[/B] One (1) single gigabyte USB drive, containing a copy of [U]"I Wanna Be The Guy"[/U].
[B]Setting:[/B] 1:1
[B]Output:[/B] One Super Nintendo Entertainment System game cartridge that appeared to contain the game [U]Super Mario World[/U] . Closer inspection discovered that the game inside was actually "Kaizo Mario World" (a Super Mario World ROM hack of considerable difficulty).
[B]Input:[/B] One (1) single gigabyte USB drive, containing a copy of [U]"I Wanna Be The Guy"[/U].
[B]Setting:[/B] Fine
[B]Output:[/B] A SNES game cartridge titled [U]Super I Wanna Be The Guy[/U], supposedly an "Enhanced Remake" of [U]I Wanna Be The Guy[/U], though the sheer difficulty of the game makes it hard to confirm this. Dr Edison has personally requested the cartridge for further research into the nature of SCP-914 produced objects. Request denied.
[I]And to think I was [B]this[/B] close to making it my job to play video games all day.[/I] -Dr. Edison
[B]Input:[/B] One (1) single gigabyte USB drive, containing a copy of [U]"I Wanna Be The Guy"[/U].
[B]Setting:[/B] Very Fine
[B]Output:[/B] [I]Denied by O5-█.[/I][/release]
I wrote 094 and 981, cause I'm cool like dat
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-963[/url]
Dr.Brights every where...
Most of the SCP stories involving the death of SCPs or Staff Members make me sad because of how cold and merciless the Foundation is. I'm glad the Kondraki death isn't canon, he needs a far more badass death.
[QUOTE=40kplayer;22055225]those of you who played I Wanna Be The Guy: The Movie:The Game might enjoy this.
[release]
Name: Dr. Edison
[B]Date: ██/██/20██[/B]
[B]Total Items:[/B] Five (5) single gigabyte USB drives, containing a copy of [U]"I Wanna Be The Guy"[/U], a freeware video game regarded as "The Hardest Game In The World".
[B]Input:[/B] One (1) single gigabyte USB drive, containing a copy of [U]"I Wanna Be The Guy"[/U].
[B]Setting:[/B] Rough.
[B]Output:[/B] One (1) single gigabyte USB drive, containing the ROMs of assorted Nintendo Entertainment System, Super Nintendo Entertainment System, and Sega Genesis game cartridges, presumably games that "I Wanna Be The Guy" drew inspiration from. Among games included are [U]Mega Man[/U], [U]Contra[/U], and [REDACTED]. Dr. Edison has confiscated the USB drive, and has loaded the ROMs onto an emulator in the break-room computer as a morale booster.
[B]Input:[/B] One (1) single gigabyte USB drive, containing a copy of [U]"I Wanna Be The Guy"[/U].
[B]Setting:[/B] 1:1
[B]Output:[/B] One Super Nintendo Entertainment System game cartridge that appeared to contain the game [U]Super Mario World[/U] . Closer inspection discovered that the game inside was actually "Kaizo Mario World" (a Super Mario World ROM hack of considerable difficulty).
[B]Input:[/B] One (1) single gigabyte USB drive, containing a copy of [U]"I Wanna Be The Guy"[/U].
[B]Setting:[/B] Fine
[B]Output:[/B] A SNES game cartridge titled [U]Super I Wanna Be The Guy[/U], supposedly an "Enhanced Remake" of [U]I Wanna Be The Guy[/U], though the sheer difficulty of the game makes it hard to confirm this. Dr Edison has personally requested the cartridge for further research into the nature of SCP-914 produced objects. Request denied.
[I]And to think I was [B]this[/B] close to making it my job to play video games all day.[/I] -Dr. Edison
[B]Input:[/B] One (1) single gigabyte USB drive, containing a copy of [U]"I Wanna Be The Guy"[/U].
[B]Setting:[/B] Very Fine
[B]Output:[/B] [I]Denied by O5-█.[/I][/release][/QUOTE]
Dammit, Edison is like my rival. We keep trying to out-prank each other over 050.
[QUOTE=Grim Joker;22055700]Most of the SCP stories involving the death of SCPs or Staff Members make me sad because of how cold and merciless the Foundation is. I'm glad the Kondraki death isn't canon, he needs a far more badass death.[/QUOTE]
Well kondraki is now counted on the MIA page so...
[QUOTE=Jojje;22039374]I got an idea for an object, has this been done yet?
What I was thinking was a painting so horrendously ugly that whoever lays eyes on it will have intense stomach pains, followed by numbing in the fingers and toes. Hours later, the numbing will have spread to the arms and legs rendering the person paralyzed, until it eventually spreads to the heart and lungs, constricting breathing and blood flow, killing the victim. This all happens under 24 hours of when you first saw the painting. All attempts to burn or otherwise destroy the painting have been met with failure, as it appears the painting has taken no damage whatsoever.
Has it been done? :v:
That was Waxx? I remember him from PHW, and well, here too[/QUOTE]
Have it where after the death that the victim's body turns into that of the subject illustrated in the painting, yet looking at the victim's corpse will have no effect what so ever.
Also, I had an idea for one which was like an ID card that could be randomized. The thing is not only would the name would be randomized, so would your appearance and that the name and appearance would be coordinated with the wearer's intentions (was found on a cold war era spy).
[QUOTE=Swim;22065163]Well kondraki is now counted on the MIA page so...[/QUOTE]
He's been removed form Moderatorship, that's all.
[QUOTE=40kplayer;22072424]He's been removed form Moderatorship, that's all.[/QUOTE]
oh yeah didnt he go apeshit and ban everyone
No. He edited a bunch of pages or something to remove things he thought had no meaning to the site.
[QUOTE=Tagger;22072323]Also, I had an idea for one which was like an ID card that could be randomized. The thing is not only would the name would be randomized, so would your appearance and that the name and appearance would be coordinated with the wearer's intentions (was found on a cold war era spy).[/QUOTE]
Sounds interesting, I'd like to see that expanded
Waxx was the owner of Minedog while it was up.
They've taken down some articles, they used to have some really good stuff.
I remember reading about a subject, a musician who could top all charts, it was a reference to Trent Reznor.
that would have been 919-J, one of the joke articles. it was cleared in the mass edit (along with about a third of the total articles).
according to at least one account, Reznor read the article before it was deleted, and was amused by it.
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