also kondraki
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/yellowdrakex/kingofthebutterflies.jpg[/img]
Sooooo... Is anyone allowed to make an article that has Kondraki alive on it? Since Kondraki isn't canonically dead, I'd like him to live.
Hes so badass
Ask in the chat.
[QUOTE=Grim Joker;22055700]Most of the SCP stories involving the death of SCPs or Staff Members make me sad because of how cold and merciless the Foundation is. I'm glad the Kondraki death isn't canon, he needs a far more badass death.[/QUOTE]
but it's for :science:
can anybody explain this? I don't understand because all this redacted data and this is said to be the cruelist/popular one in SCP
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231[/url]
why are they restraining her into a bed for 24 hours while essentially just keeping her in the same bed? this is horrible torture, but why?
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thinking of being restrained in a bed without moving your limbs in a bed for 24/7 sounds worse than hostel really
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;22156755]can anybody explain this? I don't understand because all this redacted data and this is said to be the cruelist/popular one in SCP
[URL]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231[/URL]
why are they restraining her into a bed for 24 hours while essentially just keeping her in the same bed? this is horrible torture, but why?[/QUOTE]
They aren't just keeping her tied down; they are raping her daily and in a form as of now unimaginable to keep the entity within her suppressed. That's why we have convicted sex offenders doing it.
[QUOTE=40kplayer;22156991]They aren't just keeping her tied down; they are raping her daily and in a form as of now unimaginable to keep the entity within her suppressed. That's why we have convicted sex offenders doing it.[/QUOTE]
what.
that sounds like a hilariously bad hentai movie because it's the most illogical thing I can only expect from japan.
raping to save the day
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-105[/url]
[quote]Note 2: If I see you one more time using SCP-105 as a device to punch or stab people over the Internet, I will personally make sure you spend the rest of your days at SCP in Keter duty." -Dr. Dantensen[/quote]
:keke:
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[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-062[/url]
[quote]Addendum 1
If I catch any more Class-D Personnel attempting to find SCP-062's "porn folder", I will not hesitate to send them packing to go monitor the most painful and dangerous Keter class objects. Consider this fair warning. - Dr. Tong[/quote]
[quote]Addendum 2
Yes, it is fun to joke around about whether or not SCP-062 would be able to run Crysis. However, if I find any more bored guards trying to install the damn game onto SCP-062 one more time… You just don't want to do it. Okay? - Dr. Tong[/quote]
Oh god, awesome.
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I love how the SCP agents are always trying to use it for reasons like this, there's so many of these.
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[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-239[/url]
Oh god, she made Santa Claus real.
[quote]Note from Dr. ████████, dated 12/26/04: Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to tell her about "Santa Claus" and then tell her that it was just a story?! Now we have another potential SCP to deal with, but we can't catch him because he is "magic".[/quote]
Big news to anyone who gives a shit about the site.
Fishmonger was banned for being an excessive dick. In the words of one of our users, 'He wrote like Shakespeare, but behaved like a 12-year-old with tourettes Syndrome.'
He immediately sent a PM to the mods explaining that if his work was not removed, he would sue us, despite the disclaimer on all of Wikidot's sites that if you post anything, it's public domain from then on.
Effective immediately, the following articles were or are being removed (not all listed here, just the most-known ones)
SCP-808 (Technopath girl)
SCP-105 (Photo-Reality Manipulation girl)
Wanderlust (huge, epic story)
and many, many more
You guys should check out SCP-008.
Now only if it existed...
Big whoop, a nerd's wet dream.
[URL="http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-106/that%20man.jpg"]http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-106/that%20man.jpg[/URL]
what is this
[QUOTE=Stathis;22684832][URL]http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-106/that%20man.jpg[/URL]
what is this[/QUOTE]
Don't read that if you want to sleep tonight.
too late
heheh
[QUOTE=the_KMM;22685257]Don't read that if you want to sleep tonight.[/QUOTE]
what is it?
[QUOTE=Guardian-Angel;22685520]what is it?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-106/comments/show[/url]
Basically, it can walk through walls, teleport into its own little dimension, and abduct people to said dimension.
Oh, and anything it touches rots at a ridiculously accelerated rate.
Here's an image of one of the few survivors.
[img]http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-106/1268599292182.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=halflambada;22692721]Holy shit.
[URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/termination-log-scp-316"]Termination Log Scp 316 [/URL]
It's ultimate proof of Clef's bad-assery.[/QUOTE]
Duke till Dawn is far more intense. Read it.
[QUOTE=the_KMM;22697414]Duke till Dawn is far more intense. Read it.[/QUOTE]
I have it isn't as intense but it is more nightmarefuel-like when you compare to the fact that [sp]316 is essentially a mindless drooling moron now in a NASA probe in the vacuum of space with no chance of survival what-so-ever.[/sp]
[quote]Addendum 070-2: Personal Background
Interviews have revealed that SCP-070 is named ██████ ███, and is capable of reciting the correct Social Security number for a US citizen of the same name and age. SCP-070 claims to be a member of the Kiowa tribe and [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-070 claims to not know how the wings came to be, only remembering waking up in a scrap yard with them after taking a lot of peyote the night before.[/quote]
It's weird how the stories swing from grimdark deadly serious to sort of amusing.
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Some of them are also painful to read. "Able" is dripping with angsty emo teenager tears.
076-2 (Able) is pretty damn emo, yeah, but he's one of our most-popular articles.
They deleted my favorite. :< Though I 'capped it before they did.
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/gungungun2.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Zeke129;20783088][url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-145]Holy shit[/url][/QUOTE]
Yikes. Some of these are really well written.
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[QUOTE=TheThing;20783391][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-063[/url][/QUOTE]
I want one. Fuck, at least it's motivation to use your damn toothbrush.
[QUOTE=the_KMM;22707286][IMG_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/gungungun2.png[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE]
Wow, number 8... :ohdear:
[quote]Event: Agent █████, along with a team of D-Class personnel had been assigned to oversee an experiment on SCP-682 in which [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-682 became enraged and began attacking the personnel. When Agent █████ reached for his pistol, he was surprised to produce a ring of keys. It was later discovered that the blades of the keys were all dull, and unfit to open any door.[/quote]
Haha, Problem Sleuth Reference.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;22707701]Yikes. Some of these are really well written.[/QUOTE]
We need more writers. If you've got any talent, feel free to sign up to wikidot and apply to the SCP wiki.
I was thinking about joining and writing up a story about a fucked up pencil sharpener.
[QUOTE=Emperorconor;22717232]I was thinking about joining and writing up a story about a fucked up pencil sharpener.[/QUOTE]
We have one already.
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-585[/url]
But if you can write a good story about it, feel free.
I'd sign up if I knew what to put for the "What is the password?" question on the application form.
This is from [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294[/url]
[quote]"Subject keyed "Pan-Galactic ██████-███████."[/quote]
I started laughing when I read it.
It's a Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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