Keter class things are the most interesting
OH GOD EVERYONE STOP FAPPING [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-071[/url]
Interesting stories, I think I'm going to stay on this site for awhile to read some of this stuff.
Can anyone find the indestructable lizard one again. Some of the test on it where hilarious.
I remember this site.
I can't take any more of these seriously after reading this one:
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1550-j[/url]
I can't stop laughing.
[QUOTE=kizza55;20785426]I can't take any more of these seriously after reading this one:
[URL]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1550-j[/URL]
I can't stop laughing.[/QUOTE]
Haha, that was funny.
[url]http://scpfoundation.org/[/url]
I want to work there :v:
Old but amazingly awesome.
Some articles seem like real scientific documentation.
Wow. Awesome website. Very bizarre.
Oh man, the Porcelain Statue. That picture makes the description of its overly aggressive nature fucking terrifying.
Haha, I just read some of them, they are awesome.
[B]The [/B][B]addendums in this one are pretty funny : [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294[/url]
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[QUOTE=mak364;20782642]i think i speak for most people when i say holy fuck[/QUOTE]
I'd hate to have my skullneck broeken :[
I like the idea of [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914]SCP-914[/url].
[QUOTE=Chief343;20786543][URL]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-wtf[/URL]
[B][U]SHIT![/U][/B][/QUOTE]
I lol'd
[URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294"]SCP 294[/URL] made me laugh. Awsome concept.
[editline]cocks[/editline]
Clock me.
Damn you I spent my whole evening reading these.
[B]A vending machine that can dispense anything!
[quote]Addendum [SCP-294ab]:[/B] During a mass security breach Agent ██████ requested "A Cup of Pertinent Medical Knowledge" while taking refuge inside the 2nd floor break room. Of the 4 Agents sheltering in the break room Agent ██████ was the only one of them which was not injured in any way. After a few moments SCP-294 poured a cup of clear green liquid, which Agent ██████ thereupon drank and set about mending the other Agents wounds in a highly efficient and trained manner. Agent ██████ had no prior medical knowledge before this event but after drinking the liquid from SCP-294 acted as if they had many hours of first hand experience treating combat wounds with limited resources. When later interviewed about the event Agent ██████ stated "After the cup of music thing, I thought it was at least worth a try." Agent ██████ no longer seems to have the medical training that the liquid provided and other attempts to gain so-called "Thinking Juice" have failed. Agent ██████ believes that it is because "The thing knew that if we couldn't mount an effective defense it would be destroyed pretty soon after us, the little bastard just wanted to save its own skin." Research is continuing.[/quote]
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[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;20786663]I like the idea of [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914"]SCP-914[/URL].[/QUOTE]
Notes for this one are great; [URL]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/experiment-log-914[/URL]
[QUOTE=Chief343;20786543][URL]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-wtf[/URL]
[B][U]SHIT![/U][/B][/QUOTE]
Quoted from the link:
[quote]
Agent 329: How are you able to view SCP-ಠ_ಠ with no problem?
█████████: …*laughs*… I get pleasure from it.
Agent 329: Why do you get pleasure from these images?
█████████: …They generate ████.
Agent 329: What are '████'?
█████████: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Agent 329: That's sick. How did they [DATA EXPUNGED]?
█████████: SCP-ಠ_ಠ is the last measure. The Internet belongs to us now.[/quote]
Hahahah, God damnit Anon your insanity and perverted sense of humour knows no limit.
[QUOTE=AlexDeviant;20785872]Haha, I just read some of them, they are awesome.
[B]The [/B][B]addendums in this one are pretty funny : [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294[/url]
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Best addendum:
[QUOTE]Addendum [SCP-294q-01]: Subject keyed "the perfect drink." The machine dispensed a cup containing an odorless lavender liquid. After drinking the liquid, subject appeared to go into shock. Subject later committed suicide, leaving a note which read "I'm sorry, but at this point everything's just one big letdown." Requesting such a drink again is highly discouraged. None of the components of the drink have yet been identified. [/QUOTE]
Hahaha.
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-155[/url]
[quote][b]Memo 155-1:[/b] "The personnel who attached the 'Crysis Capable Computer' sticker to SCP-155 has been reprimanded. Personnel are reminded that they must treat all SCP objects with the utmost respect, or else I will come down on them like a ton of bricks." - Dr. Klein[/quote]
[URL]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-065[/URL]
This one reminds me of an anomaly from S.T.A.K.L.E.R.
Did you just discover this? And I like the Living Gun. I wish I had it.
"Switch to full auto!" *flip switch* *gun groans* "WHAT THE FU--"
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-610[/url]
This actually made me search google maps to see if it was there, then i realized that it's a hoax and that google maps has absolutely no fps view of russia.
[QUOTE=AlexDeviant;20785872]Haha, I just read some of them, they are awesome.
[B]The [/B][B]addendums in this one are pretty funny : [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294[/url]
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Addendum [SCP-294ad]: Researcher produced request consisting solely of the phrase, "Surprise me." Device produced a opaque cup containing normal water, later determined to have been superheated to about 200 degrees Celsius. Upon receiving vibration from transport, the contents of the cup turned into steam, violently spraying boiling water in a 2-meter radius. Researcher reported a quantifiable level of surprise at the occurrence.
Absolutely brilliant :v:
[QUOTE=Turkey72;20799499][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-610[/url]
This actually made me search google maps to see if it was there, then i realized that it's a hoax and that google maps has absolutely no fps view of russia.[/QUOTE]
Holy fuck, that was an weird story. It was like the "infection" was a mix of the Flood from Halo, the Creep (what the Zerg build on) from Starcraft, and a crazy resident evil style infected villager population.
[url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-048]The cursed SCP number[/url]
I like how addendum 3 pokes fun at someone who edited it.
i like this one [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682[/url]
I'd like to get to know SCP-173
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