• SCP - To Secure, Contain, and Protect.
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[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;21389885]But Clef got fucked in the end, now hes classified as SCP.[/QUOTE] He was quite outnumbered and SCP 239 was present
[QUOTE=Levakama;21402050]He was quite outnumbered and SCP 239 was present[/QUOTE] He was manipulated by SCP 239 when she wrote that thing in her diary, she thought he was some superasshole coming to kill her. And that's what happened.
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504[/url] Grade A+ writing :buddy:
[QUOTE=halflambada;21134720]Well they would but then [DATA EXPUNGED][/QUOTE] Not to mention the fact that ████████ and ███████ would completely go █████████. :v:
[QUOTE=DarkWolf2;21402653][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504[/url] Grade A+ writing :buddy:[/QUOTE] We'd need some of those in the News section really.
[quote][INDENT] Dr. Kondraki is able to escape the initial charge of SCP-682 as it plows through the room, disappearing once again in a cloud of SCP-408. SCP-083 is seen engaging SCP-682, looking severely damaged from the assault but rapid regeneration is already observed helping him recover. SCP-083 is seen attempting to speak to SCP-682. SCP-682 pauses for a moment, and “speaks” for a moment. Without warning, SCP-682 strikes at SCP-083 and tosses him across the room while severing two of his arms and one leg. SCP-083 attempts to retreat and regenerate, but isn’t able to make distance between himself and SCP-682. SCP-682 devours SCP-083 whole. No activity until a large, rearing motion is made back. Dr. Kondraki is seen now on the back of SCP-682, holding two ends of the high-tension cable he had recovered earlier. The rest was fitted into an improvised set of reins. Dr. Kondraki is observed “riding” SCP-682, while hollering something and waving his hat with his free hand. SCP-682 enters an enraged state, and makes a powerful charge towards the entrance. It easily plows through the obstructions made by SCP-083, and then through the sealing walls. Dr. Kondraki and SCP-682 have breached quarantine. Full evacuation protocols now in motion.[/INDENT][/quote]:v:
Test result of SCP 914 (The SCP that you input one thing, give a setting and get something else) Input: One hundred U.S. Dollars Setting: 1:1 Output: Seventy five Euros. I laughed.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;20783861]Is SCP-076 a reference to something?[/QUOTE] SCP-076-02 is Able. You know, from the Bible. SCP-073 is Cain. [editline]09:48AM[/editline] The SCP foundation is pretty fascist though. They regularly terminate members and do lethal testing on people.
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;21403043]:v:[/QUOTE] I can't seem to find the 083 in mentioned in the log. When i go to SCP-083 on the site it's about some magical building
[QUOTE=TheThing;21834604]I can't seem to find the 083 in mentioned in the log. When i go to SCP-083 on the site it's about some magical building[/QUOTE] Search for SCP-083-D. The one that is in Duke 'till Dawn is decommissioned.
[QUOTE=mankind_me;21402994]We'd need some of those in the News section really.[/QUOTE] I think it'd need to be a combined effort from SCP-105, 504, and a very bored researcher about to be assigned to Keter duty. They use blacked-out information and expunged data very well. It implies horrible things, but at the same time allows the mind to wander.
[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;21389885]But Clef got fucked in the end, now hes classified as SCP.[/QUOTE] He got declassified shortly afterwards. See [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/termination-order]here.[/url]
The Hanged King's Tragedy is still the scariest for me. Link is in the picture. [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-701][img]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/scp-701/scp7011.jpg[/img][/url]
...I now want to write the Hanged King's tragedy, and at the end of its run do two things. On the night before last, we tape it. The show goes as usual normal bows are taken in a manner that it's like the last performance. The matinee the next day goes off without a hitch. The last show has 701-1 in it and is the "altered" version of the play, ending with the blackout and some form of screaming or other sound effect. Lights come back up, curtain is down, show is over without bows. :buddy:
Fucking awesome. [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-705[/url]
[QUOTE=Lol Steve;21839045]...I now want to write the Hanged King's tragedy, and at the end of its run do two things. On the night before last, we tape it. The show goes as usual normal bows are taken in a manner that it's like the last performance. The matinee the next day goes off without a hitch. The last show has 701-1 in it and is the "altered" version of the play, ending with the blackout and some form of screaming or other sound effect. Lights come back up, curtain is down, show is over without bows. :buddy:[/QUOTE] Now that's a good plan.
When I watched the Doctor Who episodes "The Time of Angels" and "Flesh and Stone" all I could think about was how much the main antagonists resembled and acted like SCP-173. Chilling.
[url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/reddawn]Agent Strelnikov attempts to write a field guide for the Red Dawn unit. Hilarity ensues.[/url]
[QUOTE=GaynericMonk;21840356]Fucking awesome. [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-705[/url][/QUOTE] That's fucking amazing. I would pay for that. I mean. Red VS blue clay guys. Leave em in your basement long enough with good enough clay and you will probably get nukes!
173 reminds me of the Weeping Angels from Doctor Who.
this one is my favorite, in other words, Dr.Kondraki is a badass [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/duke-till-dawn[/url]
Dr. Kondraki during duke till dawn: [img]http://scp-field-work.wdfiles.com/local--files/dr-kondraki/badasskondraki.jpg[/img]
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The Devil went down to Georgia, anybody? [release] [B]Item#:[/B] SCP-309-J [B]Object Class:[/B] Euclid [B]Special Containment Procedures:[/B] Subject is to be contained in a basic containment cell. Cell is to be completely soundproofed. Cell is to be checked every day at 0900 hours and again at 2100 hours to confirm the subject is still in captivity. Under no circumstances is the subject to be allowed access to any sort of musical instrument. Anyone, regardless of status or rank, who is seen approaching the subject with any sort of musical instrument is to be terminated immediately. Personnel are [B]not[/B] to accept any offers by the subject under any circumstances. [B]Description:[/B] SCP-309-J currently appears as an older male of mixed descent, with long matted hair, various music themed tattoos, and aged, tattered clothing, although its appearance will change periodically to better suit the mainstream music tastes of the period. Subject is often seen smoking heavily, despite the fact that it has never been issued cigarettes of any form, or even food, as it has shown no need to eat. Tissue and blood samples obtained from the subject have been completely inconclusive. Subject has excellent control of any number of musical items, and is capable of manipulating and warping the very nature of reality around it. SCP-309-J refuses to answer most questions, including any and all personality and IQ tests, preferring to talk about music, of which its knowledge is extensive. However, attempting to get it to speak on music or artists that it dislikes, e.g. dance or Britney Spears, will cause it to become unresponsive for the remainder of the conversation. It has requested musical instruments several times, though all such requests have been denied, and is willing to settle on recordings, although this too has been denied for safety reasons. The subject will often attempt to persuade personnel into an agreement, giving them mastery over a musical skill in exchange for their "soul". This can be completed verbally, or through a handshake, even if the conversation regarding the agreement was years previous and purely hypothetical. Once in possession of a subject's soul, SCP-309-J can subtly manipulate their actions, though it cannot directly force them to do anything. Subject claims to use a large number of aliases, ranging from the "God of Rock and Roll", "Ol' Red", and even the "Devil". It also claims to have been both the reason most members of the fabled [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_club"]27 Club[/URL] rose to fame, and the reason that they died, pointing out Robert Johnson in particular, stating that "[I]he was fun an' all, but then he had to go and do sumthin' stupid an' annoy me. Pity.[/I]" [B]Additional Notes:[/B] SCP-309-J was captured in █████, Georgia, in 197█. Subject had challenged Agent John ████ to a contest to determine who was the better violinist. Agent ████ managed to beat SCP-309-J and escorted him into Foundation hands. The "Golden Fiddle" that Agent ████ procured during this contest is still on display in his office.[/release]
Late, but awesome
holy shit dr kondraki died [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-king-is-dead[/url]
[QUOTE=brownies;21088259][URL]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-387[/URL] ........WANT[/QUOTE] [B][quote]Experiment 387-e:[/B] Once a normal community of 387 was constructed, a small mound of Megablocks (a common copy of Lego) was placed near the community. When this happened, everything constructed of 387 stopped moving, turned slowly towards the Megablocks and [EXPUNGED]. [I]Addendum 387-6: Jesus fucking Christ. - Dr. Arch[/I][/quote]Oh god I lol'd hard.
[QUOTE=Swim;21984597]holy shit dr kondraki died [URL]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-king-is-dead[/URL][/QUOTE] [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-164975/]I read a forum post, how the author behind Kondraki has been demoted to general user.[/url] [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-167915/]Which is most likely due to this[/url]
[release][INDENT] [B]Interviewer:[/B] … I am, however, a bit curious about the final portion of your kill procedure. [B]Clef:[/B] Well… I figured that the best way to be sure to take down 809 was to utilize a large scale kill procedure. A gun might not hit a vital point. An explosive might just scatter parts all over the place. But a ten ton steel weight… [B]Interviewer:[/B] That would probably do the trick, yeah. [B]Clef:[/B] We had that sumbitch… the kill item… mounted on wheels next door. When the electromagnet was turned on, we just pulled the handbrake, gave it a push to start it off, and let the magnet pull the kill item into the next room at high velocity. Squish. [B]Interviewer:[/B] Yes, I understand all that perfectly. I'm just curious: was it REALLY necessary to cast the kill item in the shape of a giant steel fist? [B]Clef:[/B] Not really, no.[/INDENT][/release] [editline]02:08PM[/editline] [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp809termination[/url]
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