I have a cat that comes around my place occasionally to be fed, or just be somewhere warm and dry if the weather is horrible. He's a massive, nasty looking bastard with a scar and permanent scowl etched across his beefy face.
I call him Stinkrag. Because he smells. And looks like an old dishrag.
He doesn't like being touched, and has given me a fair few nasty gashes on the arm when i've tried. But still he comes, and i feed him and let him sleep on my chair out of the rain. He's started becoming nicer, sitting on my lap and nuzzling me. He was a bag of bones when he first arrived too, but has now reached tank-arse proportions as he probably visits a few other houses before or after reaching mine.
Sometimes he will vanish for months on end, returning again looking like a fuzzy skeleton, only to be fed back up until he resembles a bulldog. He is a lovley cat. He is my Stinkrag.
Keep him.
Put up 'Found Cat' signs but don't put a description.
If someone calls with a good description you know it's theirs.
Take it to animal control or the pound to see if it has a microchip.
If not, adopt it, get it's shots and everything and keep it.
I also agree with the above post, follow it for a little bit and post signs regardless.
Aww, keep him.
Convert him to Cattinism.
[QUOTE=jjsullivan;24654445]Take it to animal control or the pound to see if it has a microchip.
If not, adopt it, get it's shots and everything and keep it.
I also agree with the above post, follow it for a little bit and post signs regardless.[/QUOTE]
This. Take it to the pound, if it's got a microchip, they'll return it to it's owners. If it hasn't got one, get shots and all that jazz and you can keep it!
If you do end up keeping it, make sure you look around for posters or something incase the owners never got it microchipped.
He looks exactly like a lolcat from this book
I read. Let me upload a copy of the page
[IMG]http://i910.photobucket.com/albums/ac302/Jonathan30515/Kitty.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;24652721]What a beautiful cat.
All the strays where I live are ugly as shit.[/QUOTE]
You should see the strays we used to have here, they were all cute, and quite friendly, until our dick park owner had animal control come out and take em all away.
ImageShack removed one of your images OP
Dude that looks like my cat, no fucking joke. Where do you live dude?
take him in you heartless bastard.
OP for reals I live in washington that looks exactly like my cat don't fucking touch him, his name is salazar he is cute and cuddly and purrs so much don't take my cat
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He is an outside cat dont take my cat that looks just like my cat holy shit im freaking the fuck out
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[QUOTE=JoeyZ;24652721]What a beautiful cat.
All the strays where I live are ugly as shit.[/QUOTE]
He's not a stray, he lives with me holy shit.
Awww, it is so cuuuute! :swoon:
His fur is fucking like silk don't take my cat
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dude I am freaking out looking for sal. I need to get him a damn collar.
[QUOTE=L'ordinateur;24654770]OP for reals I live in washington that looks exactly like my cat don't fucking touch him, his name is salazar he is cute and cuddly and purrs so much don't take my cat
[editline]05:29PM[/editline]
He is an outside cat dont take my cat that looks just like my cat holy shit im freaking the fuck out
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He's not a stray, he lives with me holy shit.[/QUOTE]
You've been having alot of awkward moments on this forum, do you realize the chances of this cat being yours?
Plus, hows about you post pics.
drown it
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[QUOTE=L'ordinateur;24654770]OP for reals I live in washington that looks exactly like my cat don't fucking touch him, his name is salazar he is cute and cuddly and purrs so much don't take my cat
[editline]05:29PM[/editline]
He is an outside cat dont take my cat that looks just like my cat holy shit im freaking the fuck out
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He's not a stray, he lives with me holy shit.[/QUOTE]
Shut up. The OP's Canadian.
[QUOTE=Axiom :D;24654831]drown it[/QUOTE]
:frog:
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Nooo, you're that idiot that wanted to steal it because it came to your house. GUH.
IT JUST WANTS FOOD, IT DOESNT WANT YOU TO STEAL IT.
[QUOTE=jjsullivan;24654827]You've been having alot of awkward moments on this forum, do you realize the chances of this cat being yours?
Plus, hows about you post pics.[/QUOTE]
Sorry I can't find my fucking cat, lol.
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will post pics later
[QUOTE=L'ordinateur;24654770]OP for reals I live in washington that looks exactly like my cat don't fucking touch him, his name is salazar he is cute and cuddly and purrs so much don't take my cat
[editline]05:29PM[/editline]
He is an outside cat dont take my cat that looks just like my cat holy shit im freaking the fuck out
[editline]05:30PM[/editline]
He's not a stray, he lives with me holy shit.[/QUOTE]
You need to do a better job feeding and taking care of your cat you bastard. Actually though I don't live in the US. Next time he comes around I'll take a look in his ear and see if there's that writing in it. If there is I'll take it to the vet and see who owns it.
[QUOTE=Axiom :D;24654831]drown it[/QUOTE]
Rated Box and Gaybow for a terrible sense of humor
[QUOTE=Soap_N_Go;24654928]You need to do a better job feeding and taking care of your cat you bastard. Actually though I don't live in the US. Next time he comes around I'll take a look in his ear and see if there's that writing in it. If there is I'll take it to the vet and see who owns it.[/QUOTE]
You shitting me? he is the fattest fucking cat I own, like 10+ pounds.
OP if this cat is not cute and cuddly and fat then it may not be mine. But from the pictures he is a fatass motherfucker.
He comes in every night and sleep with me.
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Okay, my cat looks just like that, and he is fat.
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[QUOTE=jjsullivan;24654827]You've been having alot of awkward moments on this forum[/QUOTE]
What does this mean? How.
...i tried to get my roommate's cat go come in a few days ago, he got out cuz she's retarded and left the door open...i kept trying to get him to come in, leaving the door open for him...and while I did that like 3 cats kept following me around like "take me!"
...not sure this is relevant...or even sane. stray cats are usually more affectionate than normal ones.
[QUOTE=L'ordinateur;24654969]You shitting me? he is the fattest fucking cat I own, like 10+ pounds.
OP if this cat is not cute and cuddly and fat then it may not be mine. But from the pictures he is a fatass motherfucker.
He comes in every night and sleep with me.
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Okay, my cat looks just like that, and he is fat.
[editline]05:39PM[/editline]
What does this mean? How.[/QUOTE]
I said the cat is not fat and I can feel his ribcage.
Just look for some "lost cat" posters at your local vet, if he isn't missing, then keep him.
Okay... Well... OP where do you live?
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[QUOTE=Wombo194;24655114]Just look for some "lost cat" posters at your local vet, if he isn't missing, then keep him.[/QUOTE]
OP you should only "keep" when he doesn't want outside.
Also, is he neutered?
[QUOTE=Thethe;24652796]I didin't qoute the whole post, just the images but ill reduce it to one.[/QUOTE]
Use [noparse][img_thumb][/img_thumb][/noparse] or get the greasemonkey script that does it for you.
You should keep the cat, maybe it's the replacement for that cat you lost?
Be a homie, and let it have a home
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