so im planning on making and devloping my own game
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[QUOTE=Soleeedus;30388648]Party pooper.
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Sadly true, since the OP has left and now it's basically become one of Facepunch's famous circlejerks.
I was elated to find that the OP is actually not a troll, and we have just witnessed the beginning of one of the stages of growing up: disappointment.
Do we get promo items for TF2 when its done
Theres two things i hate,
1. When you take a shit and the water splashes on your balls
2. This Thread
Now for the love of god why hasent this thread been closed
[QUOTE=pinecleandog;30429984]Theres two things i hate,
1. When you take a shit and the water splashes on your balls
2. This Thread
Now for the love of god why [b]hasent[/b] this thread been closed[/QUOTE]
I hate it when people get all cocky and up themselves but then proceed to make spelling errors
[QUOTE=Trumple;30430066]I hate it when people get all cocky and up themselves but then proceed to make spelling errors[/QUOTE]
I hate it when people get all cocky and up themselves when they fix someone's spelling errors
[QUOTE=pinecleandog;30430194]I hate it when people get all cocky and up themselves when they fix someone's spelling errors[/QUOTE]
I hate it when people get all cocky and up themselves and they don't have a spelling mistake to pick out
I hate it when people argue about things irrelevant to the topic and should take it elsewhere.
[QUOTE=Biotic;30431116]I hate it when people argue about things irrelevant to the topic and should take it elsewhere.[/QUOTE]
Hypocrite :v:
But OP is not coming back, we must entertain ourselves
This is probably the current work of the OP:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1097189-My-old-friend-s-quot-Development-Team-quot-made-a-video-game[/url]
In game video:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHt79PWILpI[/media]
[QUOTE=Trumple;30431542]Hypocrite :v:
But OP is not coming back, we must entertain ourselves
This is probably the current work of the OP:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1097189-My-old-friend-s-quot-Development-Team-quot-made-a-video-game[/url]
In game video:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHt79PWILpI[/media][/QUOTE]
Holy shit there are actually idiots that buy these shit games. Makes me want to make a game out of some shitty game creator then sell it on that site.
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;30431715]Holy shit there are actually idiots that buy these shit games. Makes me want to make a game out of some shitty game creator then sell it on that site.[/QUOTE]
FPS creator--> loads of emone
That guy made about 6 sales
OP's latest post:
[QUOTE=thenecronlord;30423096]any one got those old furry vending machines? since all the good old shit got removed from gmod.org[/QUOTE]
Just thought you might want to know.
the fuck is a furry vending machine
A vending machine that dispenses furry related things, probably. :v:
you act like you have experience with this kind of thing
[QUOTE=SeverePapercut;30434004]you act like you have experience with this kind of thing[/QUOTE]
you act like you shouldnt get out
[sp]You should[/sp]
[QUOTE=venom;30433464]the fuck is a furry vending machine[/QUOTE]
It's a furry porn reskin of the vending machine.
[editline]13th June 2011[/editline]
On most of them its positioned so the vagina is where the soda would come out, I think it was done satirically.
[QUOTE=Trumple;30431835]FPS creator--> loads of emone
That guy made about 6 sales[/QUOTE]
That's it time to crack out my old fps creator disk. Funny that I still have it.
where is game alpha
[QUOTE=thenecronlord;30160959]Im planning on making and developing my own game.[/QUOTE]
No your not.
And just a heads up, developing and making are the same thing.
[editline]14th June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=thenecronlord;30160959]
My gasmask part 1
As I crept carefully through the rotting ruins of the apartment building, I was in desperate need of food. A survivor can only last a while before canned beans start tasting like stale air and death. Before I can go on I must tell you it wasn't always like this, where every day is a struggle angst not only hunger, fear, radiation poisoning, and worst of all mutated animals. But mutants are not my only concern. I have to make sure that I find clean water, and safe shelter, but bandits, raiders, and cannibals make life a living hell for me. Ever since the bombs fell, I've been forced to live on what ever I can find. Scavenging is not only dangerous but it is a necessity to my survival.I had managed to find a crashed military truck one day, on the side of the road. I approached the truck hesitantly, I was not to sure what I'd find because at the time had only a t-shirt and pair of jeans and my backpack on me, and armed with only a baseball bat with a few nails I managed to drill into it. I examined the truck with all the concentration I could manage. the cargo of the truck was best thing I found since the six pack of coca-cola I found awhile back. What I found was an box of medical supplies( first aid kits, painkillers, adrenalin shots, bandages, ect) a field radio every once Ina while I'd hear signals from "safe havens with food and medical supplies" I'd knew it wasn't true, no ware was safe. Any way I also found some body armor( Kevlar vests), crates full of army rations, but oh man the weapons I managed to find grenades, an m14 (simi-auto rifle), and a glock 18. But best of all a gas mask with tons of filters. This is how I manage to live and not die from poisonous gasses each day. Any how, I was in the building I made my self to the roof. when I reached the stairwell the door creaked open and I was engulfed in darkness. I switched on my flashlight a shadow moved quickly up the stairs. Instantly I groaned " oh come on I wont hurt you, If you dount attack first." silence "OK have it your way." I replied to the darkness. I started up the stairs, rifle drawn. when I got up and out I moved over to the side and pulled out my binoculars, and scanned the horizon. nothing but thick forests to the west, ruined, heavily damaged highway to the south( The way I came), deserted or so it seemed to be military base to the north. And a small town to the east. well I guess that's gonna be a tough decision to make. At that moment the "shadowy" figure broke through the door it was a zombifyed mutated bandit, or as I called them "zombandits" for loss of words. I knew it was gonna be easy as I raised my rifle and and fired at its head.It fell, I walked over I managed to find some anti-rad pills, and a pistol clip. "Not the best loot ever but it'll do." I quickly rolled the corpse off the roof. (dount ask why) and set up camp I would stay here for the night.
part 2
MY GAS MASK PART 2
When I awoke in the morning, I checked the town to the east. It was connected to a small road with a stopped convoy of 3 trucks and 2 Humvees. before I left I took an Army food ration out of my backpack and ate it quickly. After my "breakfast" I headed down the stairs and got out of the apartment. I went over to the gas station across the street. I had gone in their before, only to check if their was any muskrats( giant mutated rats that give off a "musky" smell that you could smell from miles away). I went over to the ruined beverage holders. Most of the soda bottles or energy drinks where eater half full, spoiled, or empty. Except for a few bottles of coca-cola and root-beer, I happily took a bottle of root-beer and opened the cap with my knife. I put the bottle cap(caps for short) into my little pouch that was hanging on to my side. Then over to the counter top, a few packs of bubble gum and empty snickers wrappers littered the counter. I grabbed one pack of gum and headed off. About two or three miles from the town I found the stopped "convoy" of vehicles, no one was in site, or so it appeared, a bullet grazed my head and I pulled out my m-14. "Hey! who shot at me!" I demanded Ina Fearsome tone. "That depends on who you are!" a week, but powerful voice grunted back, "I'm not a bandit, or a raider I'm a simple scavenger looking to find my way to an unknown place in this beautiful word of dirt." I replied. "Well then," replied the voice,"Come over to the 2nd Humvee, with your rifle at your side!" ordered the voice. I moved over to the 2nd Humvee as instructed. The person I met was a man, dressed in woodland camo, and looked like a solder. "As you can concur. I'm in a bit of trouble." the man said. "what kind of trouble?" I asked "well," he replied "This was a supply run going to our frontline HQ." stated the marine. " Unfortunately we were attacked by a large group of tree stalkers." ( tree stalkers are mutated humans exposed to an amount of radiation casing them to mutate into fast, deadly, horrifying, savage killers) "I have some supplies in my backpack how bad are hurt?" I asked. "uhh, this bad." he replied, and lifted his arm reveling a deep gash that was still bleeding. I quickly opened my pack. grabbed some anti-biotics and gave them to him. Then I bandaged the wound tightly to stop as much bleeding as I could allow it to. We then started up the bloody Humvee and drove down the road. I was driving and the marine was on the mounted 50. cal machine gun on top of the Humvee . I handed him a coca-cola, he thanked me and got back to the Humvee gun. And with that we drove to the town, toward the military field HQ. My adventure had just begun, the adventure of me, and my gasmask
As you can tell it was heavily biased on fallout and metro with a little bit of S,T.A.L.K.E.R. thrown in to the mix
hope y'all in joyed the story[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, coming from an experienced writer I have to say that was total shit.
Tons of spelling mistakes, and I can see you are using long sophisticated words that you dont understand in a lot of parts.
"a week but powerful voice grunted back"
Please tell me you understand that that sentence is utterly flawed, and that is only one example of bad writing. Yes I can see that you were influenced by games like stalker and metro 2033, mostly because it seems like you have copied quite a few things. Creatures are stupid and genaric.
"Its going to be called subterrania" And its not going to be based off anything at all.
So it takes place in a metro tunnel, exept its a differant metro tunnel, still in russia.....
So yeah, its the same thing. Writing is shit, and I bet if I asked you how long a filter for a gasmask lasts you would say "Juts liek matro 2033 it only last 2 minets" Did you know that a Zivilschutzfilter 68 can survive on a chemical battlefield for 7 weeks? Do you know what an NBC gas mask is? Do you know how nuclear winter and/or nuclear warfare/ biological/chemical warfare works? Did you realize that saying something like "camo" or "pistol clip" with no other info attached to it makes no sense to a person who doesnt know what it means. When you write, dont expect everyone to know what you do. Also, what kind of a clip was it, what kind of a pistol. Also not going into depth whatsoever and jumping from one place to another in one sentence is shit writing too.
So the moral of the story is:
Learn how to write before you write things. And graduating gradeschool would help too.
GOOD LUCK!!!!!! I WILL PLAY FINAL GAME! I LOVE GAME!
wait it's dead? fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
another idealist who thinks he can actually make something because he has a new computer. Don't make the same mistake I did mate, better off making that short story into a novel.
[QUOTE=flamehead5;30441110]
"a week but powerful voice grunted back"
Please tell me you understand that that sentence is utterly flawed, and that is only one example of bad writing.[/QUOTE]
It's a powerful voice but it takes a whole week to get to your ears and when it finally does it's just a grunt.
See, makes perfect sense!
hey OP,I didn't see your conference at e3, whats up with that?
I HAFF ANEW PUTER GUYS> THAT MAKE ME HAVE DEVELOPER CAPABILITEES AND EXTREEM TALANT.
Yep.
[editline]14th June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Dragonblz;30451075]It's a powerful voice but it takes a whole week to get to your ears and when it finally does it's just a grunt.
See, makes perfect sense![/QUOTE]
Damn, why didnt I see it the first time!
[QUOTE=Dragonblz;30451075]It's a powerful voice but it takes a whole week to get to your ears and when it finally does it's just a grunt.
See, makes perfect sense![/QUOTE]
So, let me see if I have this concept down, the guy on the right is the one yelling.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Cilvx.png[/img]
Like that?
[QUOTE=Aspen;30401133]its preorder sales will beat the records of all-time sales of both halo 2 and modern warfare 2 combined.[/QUOTE]
That's still less than Black ops.
i will test this beast of a game
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;30381500]hey bro i got some gun for you
[img_thumb]http://i54.tinypic.com/33cccjt.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Needs more .jpeg rape.
[QUOTE=thenecronlord;30163027]ok every one i do plan on working on this as soon as i get my new beast, and i thank any one who wants to help me, really im happy to hear that 2 people are willing to help. but i really i need beta testers and sound/ voice acting with that being said. im off to world of tanks! PANZER IIIA AWAY!
*engine sounds*[/QUOTE]
I'll test and if you need someone who's late to puberty's voice I'm your guy.
Holy shit, let it die already.
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