• I had to call the cops on my friend
    175 replies, posted
Should've fucked her.
Fuck the "Under ANY circumstances, don't hit a woman", if they think they're allowed to hit me first, I'm gonna fucking hit back. Now of course, if some girl walks up and punches me in the face, I'm not gonna just slug them in the face. I'll let them explain. If they KEEP doing it, then it's time to hit back, not hard. But hard enough so they get the picture. And this doesn't mean I just punch women for no reason.
[QUOTE=G71tc4;20323528]Good job, OP. [B]You do not, [U]under any circumstances[/U], hit a woman.[/B][/QUOTE] Like people have said above, give them chances to fuck off and try to restrain them or hold them down. If things keep getting crazier, if you have enough confidence, start out with a well placed slap across the face.
[QUOTE=Pirate Ninja;20319920]What's wrong with punching a woman if she attacks you?[/QUOTE] Exactly! She hit you. If she whined to the police, you could just say it was in self defense, which it really was.
restrain [editline]04:29PM[/editline] then shoot
[QUOTE=G71tc4;20323528]Good job, OP. [B]You do not, [U]under any circumstances[/U], hit a woman.[/B][/QUOTE] So if some chick came up to you and started trying to stab you with a knife you wouldn't do anything?
You did the right thing. It was commendable of you to not hit her. Calling the police was definitely the better option. Crazy bitch. She's probably one of those girls who would try to cut her guy's dick off if he ever cheated on her.
Being someones friend doesn't mean taking shit from them or letting them cause harm to themselves or others, you did the right thing. Friends are easy to make.
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[QUOTE=yawmwen;20319875] This moves over to the porch where she is trying to swing my head into the door. By the way, I can't hit a woman, it goes against my morals and beliefs.[/QUOTE] What ever happened to gender equality? Don't be a bitch, smack the bitch.
I think Shaun is responsible. He could have been turning her on or making her horny :fuckyou:
My morals would be overridden if a girl was punching the shit out of me
I hate the names Shaun and Shawn. That is all.
You should've headbutt her.
[QUOTE=WhatTheKlent;20324633]I hate the names Shaun and Shawn. That is all.[/QUOTE] h5 it's sean dammit
ROFL To the people who voted "Funny" for a post he was being totally serious in.
People are right about the not hitting women thing, but that's just because they'll call the cops, omit anything about them doing anything bad. Cops tend to believe females more for some reason.
This is my SOP for crazy violent bitches. Get them in a choke hold and tell them "If you don't stop, I'll make you stop. Are you going to stop on your own?" And then if they don't, just put them down or get them the fuck out of where ever you are.
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;20324710]h5 it's sean dammit[/QUOTE] Precisely. Or seán.
Woah, you should stop contact with that violent, psychotic bitch. You did the right thing.
op should've demanded a threesome
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;20325324]op should've demanded a threesome[/QUOTE] Maybe if it was 2 girls and him.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;20319951]For one we go back years, so I can't. Also, I can't hit a woman. A woman versus a man isn't really fair. She doesn't hit as hard as [I]most[/I] men I've fought with, so it isn't like I can just beat the shit out of her.[/QUOTE] Bullshit, to me it's not a question of being a guy or a girl, I see it this way: it hits me, I hit it back stronger, and I keep this up until I have the last hit. But I can see why you'd refuse to as it's a friend, I had similar a situation (but not similar context)
Because of equal rights and women's rights activists I see now problem in hitting a woman in self defense, it's obviously what they want.
ahhaha shes gonna wake up in the morning feeling horrible about doing it and will probably apologize
Rape would have solved it. She would have gotten what she wanted and both would be satisfied.
[QUOTE=WhatTheKlent;20324633]I hate the names Shaun and Shawn. That is all.[/QUOTE] you suck
i don't get it. you sound like a laid back guy, this chick sounds like an annoying attention whore, and the guy was just a douchebag.
[QUOTE=Vronkio;20325789]Rape would have solved it. She would have gotten what she wanted and both would be satisfied.[/QUOTE] You actually think that the chick would be satisfied if she was raped?
You're a bigger man than I. When a woman, no matter how well I know her, repetitiously hits me for no reason I'd have slapped her in the face.
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