Because Garry and his friends drank beer one time and a magical stripper came out of a butterflies dick and spoke the words "Amah tala fucka mulle foota hugga toga fuckalacka cunt fuck"
In translation into dragon elf language it means: "the"
Now if you add 1 and 3 together you get 4. But that's completely irrelevant to the story. Anyway, the magical cow waited at the bus stop for the football team mile at the car wash, but it didn't happen. So Todd and his uncle who was also his brother car to the spot, which is. So then a unicorn and a pot of glue went to the hence the name "Facepunch".
There you go OP, I hope this answered everything.
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;26168068]It rolls off the tongue. Not like Asskick or Footpinch[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.footpunch.com/]Haha what?[/url]
[url=http://asskicks.com/]Oh wow.[/url]
Because me and Gary have the same last name. :colbert:
[editline]20th November 2010[/editline]
I've been wanting to post that someplace for about a week. Might as well be here.
because we facepunch you
The site is so shit it punches you in the face with its shittyness.
Not really facepunch is cool.
Because everytime you make a shit post you're marked for a punch in the face.
On Garry's birthday, he will appear at a random user's house and nail them right in the face, and then punch the lucky recipient in the face after...
[QUOTE=Topman;26168035]well ?[/QUOTE]
All Topmans links are /penis, I can only assume he is a lover of the penis.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;26168163]Also, why is Fast Threads still Fast Threads :downs:?[/QUOTE]
Why haven't I installed that Furry blocker?
[QUOTE=Stopper;26177001]Why haven't I installed that Furry blocker?[/QUOTE]
How do you install furry blocker?
Because we feel the urge to punch you in the face.
Why are we called United Kingdom when we have a queen?
[QUOTE=Mr. Agree;26177576]Why are we called United Kingdom when we have a queen?[/QUOTE]
What is the point of your queen in a government of a parliament?
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;26168559]why is xbox called xbox? it's just a name.[/QUOTE]
No. It's just short for 'Direct X Box'.
Because Garry Newman decided to name this website that.
Well it was either that or CockRub...
official forums for facewound
Cause in facepunch people punch each other in the face virtually.
Why is this self defense forum called Facepunch?
[url]http://theselfdefenseco.madmooseforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=411&sid=04cedeeddd652568a19bf1c5e410e649[/url]
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;26168093]Why is Google still Google? Why is The United States of America still the United States of America?[/QUOTE]
There is America.
Then there are states that are united, creating the US.
Then there is Canada which is north America
And Latin (South) America consisting of Brazil, Peru, etc.
b/c facewound
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