• My parents gave me a sex ed book, what should I do with it?
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[QUOTE=MasterFen006;18919755]I don't wanna have sex just yet.[/QUOTE] So then don't? It's a just a book, it's not like after you read it your parents are going to get you a hooker.
Read it then wait for puberty to come. :smug:
Cum on the pages then return it to them saying "I think I get it now"
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[QUOTE=MasterFen006;18919755]I don't wanna have sex just yet.[/QUOTE] Don't want to =/= Arrrrggghhhh, Holy crap are those boobs? Argh! Have you gone through puberty yet, little mister?
Give it to a girl for christmas.
I have gone through puberty.
Give it back to your parents and tell them the internet already taught you everything.
[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;18919779]So then don't? It's a just a book, it's not like after you read it your parents are going to get you a hooker.[/QUOTE] I wan't a book, and then a hooker.
Not exactly helpful ZomB.
what do you expect us to say? burn the book?
[QUOTE=CheezyCheez;18919954]what do you expect us to say? burn the book?[/QUOTE] Sort of actually.
Rated you gaybow because I'm cool. And you're not. And. And... UR A FAG :downs:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=18919440#post18919440[/url] These people share the same problem!
I came here from the GD chat thread expecting lulz. Where are the lulz?
You gonna be 16 and a girls gonna ask to go to your room and you'll be like "EEEEEEEEEEEEE"
[QUOTE=Paravin;18919998]snip[/QUOTE] Thank god for UNSUPPORTED MEDIA.
Avoiding the subject matter won't make you any more comfortable with it.
Hollow the book out and hide a gun in it
Throw a tantrum and say you dont want it, then ask for something rediclous like a gaming pc
[QUOTE=Kurtzund;18920027]Avoiding the subject matter won't make you any more comfortable with it.[/QUOTE] Yes but disposing it in a pleasing way would be.
[QUOTE=MasterFen006;18919568]....[B]I'm terrified of sex[/B] and don't want to read it, so what should I do with it instead?[/QUOTE] Run and hide. There is a small chance that the book will contain some traces of......sex.
Respectfully decline the book.
[QUOTE=Saheil;18920047]Hollow the book out and hide a gun in it[/QUOTE] If I had a gun.
[QUOTE=jcallan;18920010]I came here from the GD chat thread expecting lulz. Where are the lulz?[/QUOTE] He hid them in his gayness.
Look at a picture of a naked woman and all your fear will vanish. [editline]10:29PM[/editline] Unless you are gay.
Willies. It's been a while since I've heard of a dong being called that.
Which seems like is the problem. Auto-merge breakers is another problem.
There's gotta be some awesome pictures of penises in there somewhere. Maybe a picture of a vagina if you're lucky.
[QUOTE=Paravin;18920094]Look at a picture of a naked woman and all your fear will vanish. [editline]10:29PM[/editline] Unless you are gay.[/QUOTE] Go take a look at a real naked woman lying on your bed and then all your fear will resurface once again.
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