My parents gave me a sex ed book, what should I do with it? - General

Welcome to the terrifying world of... SEX! *creepy twilight zone song* use this to lighten the mood: [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIacAO4Ttyk[/MEDIA] (Dont judge me for the choice, but its a really good song and my sentence reminded me of it)

[QUOTE=Communist Cake;18921679]Read it, it won't kill you, and besides, it's not like curiosity killed anyone.[/QUOTE] It killed the cat.

set it on fire and throw it INTO a church D= either that... OR jizz into the book and lay it in your parents face.

If you want help , you should probably give more information about you and your possible sick tendencies

cant help myself its just too funny of an idea too keep to myself XD

[QUOTE=lum1naire;18921054]sex isnt scary unless the girls like a fuckin dragon or somethin breathin fire and burning your pubes[/QUOTE] :q:

Thank you mother for this splendid book, lets fuck like animales.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;18921577]So disregarding all these questions, if I were to dispose of this book; how should I?[/QUOTE] What will your parent's reaction be when they notice that you disposed of the book? Just leave it on the shelf if you don't want to read it. What's so scary about sex though?

Maybe he's just unusual shy for his age? And he's to scared to have sex? Just likehow people are just to shy to ask guys/girls out.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;18919837][IMG]http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg222/MasterFen/Untitled-25.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] How do you have all those smileys and the buttons below the posting thing?

[QUOTE=Brokein3;18919655]Terrified of sex? Get off the internet. Are you a faggot or something?[/QUOTE] no, he's not a faggot. I know because sex is the first thing on [I]my[/I] mind all the time. he's obviously some sort of boring robot :geno:

[QUOTE=Rankzerox;18921917]Thank you mother for this splendid book, lets fuck like animales.[/QUOTE] [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k[/MEDIA]

I must ask... How do you feel about this image; [media]http://www.popularpages.net/pics/hot-nude-teens_4_2653_si.jpg[/media]

Eat it for nutrients.

[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;18921350]You don't have to sensor curses here, what are you 10 and don't want your mommy to find out?[/QUOTE] No, I'm 13 and don't want my mommy to find out. :smug: But seriously, I find them more humorous.

Chop your dick off, you won't be needing it clearly.

Rated autistic.

Terrified of sex? Fag!

Men think about sex like every 7 seconds, what does that make you?

Don't Be a pussy and read it, better to be informed then to not be informed.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;18919568](please excuse the small size)[/QUOTE] Bad choice of words there doc.

sex penis [editline]12:23AM[/editline] i said sex and penis lmao

[QUOTE=DemonDog;18922220]I must ask... How do you feel about this image; [media]http://www.popularpages.net/pics/hot-nude-teens_4_2653_si.jpg[/media][/QUOTE] See this picture and a lot of others at PlanetClimax.com!

[QUOTE=CombineGuru;18923256]See this picture and a lot of others at PlanetClimax.com![/QUOTE] Wow you like read my mind or something :aaaaa:

Have sex with the book, and tell your parents that it did wonders.

Just put on the shelf and leave it there. That's what I when my mom gave me a booring book in my ealy teens.

[QUOTE=CombineGuru;18923256]See this picture and a lot of others at PlanetClimax.com![/QUOTE] Damnit.

Here....this image will solve all your problems: [img]http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/ff345/Jack482/megan-fox-sexy-superwoman.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;18919568] Now, being the teenager I am, you can proberbly realize it's normal for me to be learning about this stuff, but i'm not normal. I'm terrified of sex and don't want to read it, so what should I do with it instead?[/QUOTE] Motherfucker you best get laid.

[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;18919610]You're terrified of sex? The fuck? Rate him gaybow[/QUOTE] Why? Gays [i]absolutely love[/i] sex. Hell, they arguably have more sex than most straight people.