My parents gave me a sex ed book, what should I do with it? - General

You sound exactly like this jew I know. Are you perchance jewish?

I dub the OP with the nickname Big Pussy/Puss Pussy McPussyton

If you're not gonna read it atleast take pics of each page so we can make a photoshop thread.

OP: Why the [i]hell[/i] are you so terrified of this book? Whatever your reasons are for being afraid of sex, I don't really care. It's normal for a virgin to approach the subject with anxiety. But you aren't having sex. You just have a [i]fucking book for chrissakes.[/i] There's nothing more offensive to me than vehement and intentional ignorance on a subject. [b]What could possibly be in this book that you are so afraid of finding out?[/b] [i]How the FUCK do you rationalize this stupid attitude of yours?[/i]

I know its already been said, but this is obviously a troll thread.

I'm the opposite, when i was like 9, I spent months looking and studying sex ed because I thought it was fascinating. back in 10th grade in sex ed, I got a 300/300 right on the final, only one in my grade. I am the sex man.

If you get rid of that book, OP, you'll have shamed your parents to unbelievable levels. Off topic : I'm regretting making that alt for no reason whatsoever and posting more on it than I do on this account, for no reason whatsoever. No goldie for either of my accounts, despite the fact I technically fit the requirements. D:

[img]http://imgkk.com/i/rQHHXu.png[/img] How do you make babies? Inside mum. Getting help.

You obviously have sex with it. :smug:

You should complain to your parent's, that you thought it was a porn magazine in hardcover format.

[QUOTE=Sippeangelo;18924749][img]http://imgkk.com/i/rQHHXu.png[/img] How do you make babies? Inside mum. Getting help.[/QUOTE] Chapter 3 = Win.

Atleast your parents/family are open about this kind of stuff, I always hated mine because they were a bunch of Christians where "premarital sex is a sin". It was hard to get anything done because we worried we'd get caught every single second.

[QUOTE=Sippeangelo;18924749][img]http://imgkk.com/i/rQHHXu.png[/img][/QUOTE] Bonus stuff.

I can see why the OP thinks sex is scary I mean what if your dick gets caught in there or something

[QUOTE=Brokein3;18919655]Terrified of sex? Get off the internet. Are you a faggot or something?[/QUOTE] :colbert:

[QUOTE=Zeke129;18924933]I mean what if your dick gets caught in there or something[/QUOTE] :frogbon:

[img]http://imgkk.com/i/dCUXvG.png[/img]

Master, has something happned when you were a kid that made you fear for sex? Much people ask for the meaning of life, I can tell you, you are born to keep up with your generation. Sex is the meaning of life, it's human nature, almost all animals do it.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8aiEn2MHpE&feature=related[/url] SUCK MY NUTSACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=Sippeangelo;18925009][img]http://imgkk.com/i/dCUXvG.png[/img][/QUOTE] whoah wait a sec who wrote this book

I wonder what he's choking on.

[QUOTE=oO0Virus0Oo;18925022]Master, has something happned when you were a kid that made you fear for sex? Much people ask for the meaning of life, I can tell you, you are born to keep up with your specie. Sex is the meaning of life, it's human nature, almost all animals do it.[/QUOTE] His dog sexed him up.

[QUOTE=lum1naire;18921054]sex isnt scary unless the girls like a fuckin dragon or somethin breathin fire and burning your pubes[/QUOTE] hahaha I love you But uh yeah..read it, maybe?

Ejaculate onto every page to glue it together. Then give it back to your parents.

I'd find out the publisher so I could buy more.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;18919568]I was watching TV today and my mum said to me "Your nan got you a book, I left it for you in your room", thinking nothing of it, I go back to watching TV. Cut to 30 minutes later I switch off the tele and go to my room to check out this book, I walk in and find it on my desk, it looked quite innocent until I read the title "Willies: A users guide". The book in question is this (please excuse the small size, it's all I could find). [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516bQtmtHxL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA240_SH20_OU02_.jpg[/img] Now, being the teenager I am, you can proberbly realize it's normal for me to be learning about this stuff, but i'm not normal. I'm terrified of sex and don't want to read it, so what should I do with it instead?[/QUOTE] You're a teenager and still think babies come from storks?

He thinks that they're all illegitimate children of Bill O'Reilly.

You still have a nanny? I call bullshit this guys 5 years old.

I can understand not putting sex as your top priority in life, but to say you're terrified of it is pretty gay good sir. Read the book for the shits and giggles. I looked up a preview of it and it's definitely lol material.

Actually, even if you're gay you still have sex. The word is asexual. And it is not in the least bit funny.