My parents gave me a sex ed book, what should I do with it? - General

I like this image: [img]http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/377/i3sheep.jpg[/img]

Why the hell anyone is scared of sex is beyond me. If you're young, I can understand fear of it, but, jesus... Not to that degree.

[QUOTE=Cathbadh;18925262]I like this image: [img]http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/377/i3sheep.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I heart sheep?

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;18919654]Yeah, I don't think about sex, it's the LAST thing on my mind.[/QUOTE] Obviously not right now.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;18925291]I heart sheep?[/QUOTE] You sick fuck.

[QUOTE=Sippeangelo;18925009][img]http://imgkk.com/i/dCUXvG.png[/img][/QUOTE] He appears to have some sort of parasite attached to the top of his head. Also looks like he's being force gripped to death.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;18919755]I don't wanna have sex just yet.[/QUOTE] Okay. If you're 14 or over then you never will. Enjoy your empty meaningless life and eventual death.

[QUOTE=gamefreak171;18925212]Actually, even if you're gay you still have sex. The word is asexual. And it is not in the least bit funny.[/QUOTE] I believe I said that gay people (the guys at least) have [i]lots[/i] of sex. In fact, I'm sometimes a little jealous at how mutually horny gay couples are. It's just statistically less common for women to be as horny as most guys are. I blame testosterone levels.

OP needs custom title "scared of sex"

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;18919922]Not exactly helpful ZomB.[/QUOTE] Exactly how old are you?

[QUOTE=RBM11;18925684]OP needs custom title "scared of sex"[/QUOTE] YES this would make my day.

my guess is he is 12/13

Eek! A penis!

this is funny, he's scared of sayx

OP made these threads also: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=552979[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=572343[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=580708[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=585818[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=620711[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=621826[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=806232[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=829582[/url] As you can see, his trolling credentials are impeccable.

OP is 9 [b]Edit:[/b] He's a liar! Ban him!

Now you can finally use your willy with the Willie's user guide.

tell your mom you are a lolikon and that ur not interested in older girls inb4 op delivers, and his mom is ashamed that her son is a pedo

Somebody link this man to some porn, then tell me your scared of sex.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;18919568]I was watching TV today and my mum said to me "Your nan got you a book, I left it for you in your room", thinking nothing of it, I go back to watching TV. Cut to 30 minutes later I switch off the tele and go to my room to check out this book, I walk in and find it on my desk, it looked quite innocent until I read the title "Willies: A users guide". The book in question is this (please excuse the small size, it's all I could find). [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516bQtmtHxL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA240_SH20_OU02_.jpg[/img] Now, being the teenager I am, you can proberbly realize it's normal for me to be learning about this stuff, but i'm not normal. I'm terrified of sex and don't want to read it, so what should I do with it instead?[/QUOTE] ahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MYY GODD HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

If you continue on like this, expect to find prostitutes in your bedroom soon. [editline]08:30AM[/editline] Courtesy of your parents.

Close this thread its just a troll thread, also ban the OP he is making shit troll threads as stated above

[QUOTE=Panda.;18926011]OP made these threads also: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=552979[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=572343[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=580708[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=585818[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=620711[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=621826[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=806232[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=829582[/url] As you can see, his trolling credentials are impeccable.[/QUOTE] That's why he's scared about sex. He always used his hand! Or he is scared because the book doesn't cover the section for homosexuals.

Maybe a more useful gift for you would have been tampons.

[QUOTE=angelangel;18926468]If you continue on like this, expect to find prostitutes in your bedroom soon. [editline]08:30AM[/editline] Courtesy of your parents.[/QUOTE] aunt*

Ok lets not feed the troll.

Cut a hole in it, and fuck the shit out of it.

[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;18919610]You're terrified of sex? The fuck? Rate him gaybow[/QUOTE]He's either gay or asexual. Did the OP ever scan the book? I want another good laugh.

Okay this whole thing was just a troll thread so /thread

[url]http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/reader/1853409855/ref=sib_dp_pt#reader-page[/url] I'm reading and... and well.