• Happy 69th/70th Birthday, Kim Jong-il!
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We should celebrate his birthday by playing Mercenaries, Crysis or Homefront.
That hotel brings good memories of mercenaries. Specifically the mission where you bunker buster it. I remember calling it in, and watching the missile entering the building and nothing happening. Just as I was about to sigh in dissapointment, the biggest explosion in the entire game fucking rips the hotel a new one and collapses it. Good times
I wonder if they'll make a movie about how he neglected his son and then they open up to each other. Subsequently conquering the world together.
[QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;28084496]:buddy: and as my great present i shall nuke justin bieber's mansion[/QUOTE] Happy birthday, What happend to your old account? I remember when you had quite a few posts?
Has North Korea invented something to make you look 20 years younger or anything? Damn he doesn't look 69, 50 at most.
Holy shit, The Great Leader's birthday is exactly a week after mine! I was born on 9th February! Shit's so awesome :buddy:
[QUOTE=AtomicWaffle;28084751]69 for women.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img3.ranker.com/list_img/2660/283895/full/list.jpg?version=1277965109000[/img]
He'll die tonight because he will slip in his shower.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=096hnKDw5tc[/media] maybe he'll get a military march in his honor?
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;28083465] Well, I guess all we can say is happy birthday, asshole. [img_thumb]http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/08Pl62WfB4gAN/610x.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I remember blowing that building up with a bunker buster in mercanaries. Good memories.
Happy birthday!
If that hotel was only 100 miles south it would be the worlds most awesome hotel do want also epic ;)
oh ok well happy birthday Kim jong.
[QUOTE=MightyHaku;28084708]shutup bro you dont know any justinchong biewerchangching[/QUOTE] Wow. How racist and ignorant.
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;28083465][img_thumb]http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/kim-jong-il-revolution.jpeg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] :q:
[QUOTE=Ladowerf;28093379]Wow. How racist and ignorant.[/QUOTE] :siren:[B]Making fun of a language is not racist![/B]:siren:
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;28083465]Today, on February 16, the Dear Leader was born (in Soviet records) in 1941 in a shitty Soviet village. Or, if you have imagination, you'll believe in the fake "official" birth records, saying he was born on a sacred mountain in [b]East[/b] Korea. [/QUOTE] Fixed that for ya, buddy.
I believe in ancient Korean history.
They never finished that hotel. The outside was constructed, but they never finished the interior.
Congrats to another year of living!
[QUOTE=Ringo_Satu;28087950]Holy shit, The Great Leader's birthday is exactly a week after mine! I was born on 9th February! Shit's so awesome :buddy:[/QUOTE] Kim Jong Il is the Dear Leader, not the Great Leader. That's still Kim Il Sung. North Korea's Cult of Personality doesn't revoke it's leaders' titles upon death. Which brings us to the question of what Kim Jong Un's title will be.
All hail best korea
Kim Jong is pretty much the Dr. Breen of North Korea
I'm celebrating his birthday by slaughtering goats in the name of the Dear Leader
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;28097960]Which brings us to the question of what Kim Jong Un's title will be.[/QUOTE] Reasonably-well-liked Leader?
[QUOTE=Pvt. Banana;28096054]They never finished that hotel. The outside was constructed, but they never finished the interior.[/QUOTE] It's not like anyone's going to be visiting
Actually, the hotel resumed construction in mid-2008 and is now almost finished with the glass cladding. :eng101:
Where is Kim_Jong_il when we ne- [QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;28084496]:buddy: and as my great present i shall nuke justin bieber's mansion[/QUOTE] K.
[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;28088340][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=096hnKDw5tc[/media] maybe he'll get a military march in his honor?[/QUOTE] They have some fabulous hats.
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