Should have used a contract that entitles you to his soul eternally.
Fucking brilliant. I applaud you sir.
Facepunch is PROUD to have someone like you on the team, my friend. :P
To everyone who wishes to get a photocopy of the original, I am going to have access to a decent photocopier within a week or two.
[QUOTE=zin908;20818874]Hello Facepunch, I thought you'd might like to know of my most recent escapade.
I had been walking down Great Portland Street (Its in london, England) and a friend of mine pointed out a large crowd outside the BBC. Now, I am one for adventure, and noticing the large mound of girls and pre-pubesent boys standing around in the cold, something had to be going down. I went up to a photographer that was taking snaps of the manic fans as they waited and asked him who was coming out. After having a small discussion with him, it was reveiled that it was Justin Beiber that was coming out. Seizing the opportunity, I asked around for some paper. Funnily enough, there was some guy walking down the road with one of those school exersise books. After asking for some paper, I recieved a A3 piece of paper (Two A4's stuck together). I quickly scribbled down the one insultive word I could have thought of, this ended up being "Justin....cunt!".
After about five minutes of waiting, the crowd of "little beiblees" as I called them began to scream, but upon looking I couldn't see much. This however, did not detour me, I pushed right to the front of the crowd and stuck the piece of paper right in the middle of the path in which he was ment to walk. At first I wasn't getting anything, not even a nibble. At first I thought my mission was a faliure, that I was going to miss the one chance I had, but then something happened...something amazing. It was a tug at first, and at that point I thought it may have been the BBC security or an enraged fan trying to tug it from my very palms, but the after a few seconds the pressure evaporated. I slowly reclined my hand and to my amazement he had actually signed it! Once Justin Beiber had got into his car the fans that had did not get his signature began to literally wale, but when they noticed that I had gotten it and they hadn't things began to turn ugly.
I realised that things wern't looking good, and so did my friend. We started to get scolded by all the teenage girls that had their emotions crushed. We had things yelled at us such as "You are vile, how could you do that to him!" or "I'm going to hurt you!". Suddenly out of the blue the enraged fans began to grab for the sheet of paper, literally clawing for the signed piece of hate. It came to a point where we had to run, they had become so thirsty for revenge that during our run down Portland Street my friend told me it would be best to just drop it. However we made it out alright, and here are some pictures to prove it!
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Hands injured, don't worry about it.
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EDIT:
[/B]I would just like to point out that his signature crossed over the T on cunt, showing that "Justin...Cunt" was written -before- he signed it. Also, after browsing Facebook I found a photo of my hand and the piece of paper as Justin signed it.
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[B]EDIT #3:
[/B]To the person who wanted to see the original jacket in the picture, here it is.
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[B]EDIT #4:
[/B]Thank you to Metroid for finding a exellent quality video of the event and thank you to The Slayer for screen capping the moment in which he signs it.
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL]
[URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=hLc3AvFOO6A[/URL]
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[B]EDIT #5:
[/B]Just a little update guys, apparently a few of those girls at the signing got into contact with a few aquantances and "began to talk shit" about me, my friends and my family. Personally, I am rocking back in my chair laughing at them. I will most likely get some more information and pictures by monday!
[B]EDIT #6: [/B]I would just like to say thanks to Combin0wnage for making the Justin Bieber Cunt YTMND website thingy: [URL]http://justinbiebercunt.ytmnd.com/[/URL]
[B]EDIT #7: [/B]To the guy who requested me to be seen with the signature (Wearing helmet for extra protection against little pre-teen girls):
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[B]EDIT #8:[/B]
This thread has now made it to Colledge Humor folks! Here is the link: [url]http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:236237[/url]
Digg it here(Originally dugg by Big Dumb American): [URL]http://digg.com/celebrity/Justin_Beiber_is_a_Cunt_Signed_Confession[/URL][/QUOTE]
Justin 'Toolbox' Beiber should have his balls drop already, and grow up. He reminds me of Twilight and how stupid it is. Thanks to some girl walking down the street blasting a stereo to the song "Baby" by Justin 'Toolbox' Beiber, I have that damn song stuck in my head. He, and the deaf girl, need to go to a finale concert for Justin, and we should drop a nuke on it. The same thing with Twilight fans...Twilight is just a messed up way to trick teenage girls into thinking they like people who transform into dogs and fly around like fairies (well I don't know the story because I am a straight [U][I]man[/I][/U]) and to make millions.
Ha Ha, I wonder if Justin Bieber found out about this.
Omg you are like god to me!
[QUOTE=Devil Traitor;21062324]Ha Ha, I wonder if Justin Bieber found out about this.[/QUOTE]How could he miss it? It's all over the internet, and Jobby keeps Tweeting him a link to Facepunch.
[QUOTE=Erp;21063942]How could he miss it? It's all over the internet, and Jobby keeps Tweeting him a link to Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
Whos Jobby Keeps.
[QUOTE=luke7dude;21064144]Whos Jobby Keeps.[/QUOTE]Jobby is a member of Facepunch.
you are my hero
Fucking win man. A medal for this man is not enough.
If he reaches 1000 funnies, I might have to shoot myself.
[QUOTE=Erp;21066460]If he reaches 1000 funnies, I might have to shoot myself.[/QUOTE]
You already do.
ONE THOUSAND FUNNIES?!
You are KREEDET to facepunch
[QUOTE=Erp;21066460]If he reaches 1000 funnies, I might have to shoot myself.[/QUOTE]
Funny'd. Can't wait till you do it.
[QUOTE=squeaky024;21070470]Funny'd. Can't wait till you do it.[/QUOTE]
Oh now that's cruel :colbert:
beaver...cunt...
ohohoho, brilliant.
Rated Funny, Winner, Zing!, etc.
25 funnies to go!!
[QUOTE=Erp;21066460]If he reaches 1000 funnies, I might have to shoot myself.[/QUOTE]
991
You could be in trouble..
Can I ask why you wear a Replica PASGT combat helmet? Or even why you have one?
999 funnies! :v:
[QUOTE=Crushpanzer;21076805]Can I ask why you wear a Replica PASGT combat helmet? Or even why you have one?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=zin908;20818874][B]EDIT #7: [/B]To the guy who requested me to be seen with the signature (Wearing helmet for extra protection against little pre-teen girls):
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You are truly a hero of our time.
This is like the most awesome thing since the invention of penisilline. Hands down.
I bet someone is going to blame the whole forum for this, but no-one will care.
1,001 funnies.
This man will go down in Facepunch history.
[QUOTE=Erp;21066460]If he reaches 1000 funnies, I might have to shoot myself.[/QUOTE]
He's on 1003.
I never thought it'd happen... :ohdear:
But it [b]did![/b]
It's threads like this that make me love Facepunch so much.
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