This is like the Badage Boys, except readable and actually entertaining!
I don't know if the whole thing about there being a gas reserve below the US is true, but if it is, then there is credibility in the thread. I mean, it does make sense.
Bye America, we had some laughs..
I'm on a horse!
[QUOTE=papaya;24673159]Luckily being british this doesn't affect me.
Although it will most certainly be funny watching footage of america being blown off the face of the earth.
Hohum.[/QUOTE]
Luckily if America is going to explode we'll invade some country and live there.
Although it will be most certainly be funny watching footage of Britain being blown of the face of the Earth by our nuclear stockpile.
Hohum.
-the above poster just did a much better job :golfclap: snip-
Fine then. Doesn't affect me until the immigration gets even worse here than it is already.
Not that that is possible.
Is this why there are all those commercials that everyone should switch to natural gas in the U.S?
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;24672738]Here's an accurate "too long, I won't read" version for y'all: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJshVuOFFZY[/url]
[HIGHLIGHT]DO THEY KNOW SOMETHING WE DON'T KNOW ?[/HIGHLIGHT]
[LIST]
[*]AMERICA'S LARGEST CORPORATIONS ARE DESERTING SHIP
[*]BOTH GOOGLE AND YAHOO HAVE QUIETLY MOVED TO CHINA
[*]IBM HAS MOVED MUCH OF ITS OPERATIONS TO INDIA
[*]AMERICA'S LARGEST WAR CONTRACTOR HAS MOVED TO DUBAI TAKING ITS BILLIONS OF U.S. TAX FREE DEFENSE DOLLARS WITH IT
[*]AMERICA'S AUTO MAKERS HAVE QUIETLY MOVED THEIR BEST PAYING JOBS, AND THEIR ASSETS, TO FOREIGN SOIL
[*]ALL OUR MAJOR OIL COMPANIES NOW HAVE HEADQUARTERS IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES
[*]AND OUR OWN PRESIDENT HAS PURCHASED LAND FOR A RESIDENCE IN S. AMERICA WHEN HE LEAVES OFFICE
[/LIST]
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:munch: You had my interest until the end of this quote
[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;24673410]Is this why there are all those commercials that everyone should switch to natural gas in the U.S?[/QUOTE]
Fuck no, this is the [B]result[/B] of using all that pesky natural gas!
We must all use the life-giving oil provided by jesus!
I read the whole thing. It's utter nonsense and taking shit from the stupid bible is not making your story any better.
The whole theory is stupid enough without religion.
Good read 10/10
We Ameri"CANS" and "CANadians" don't like it when you say we CAN'T do anything about it!
That fire that consumed the town wasn't gas. Also lol "Law of Replacement", really scientific article here you guys...
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;24672738]Here's an accurate "too long, I won't read" version for y'all: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJshVuOFFZY[/url]
[B]"For the stars of heaven and the constellations thereof shall not give their light: the sun shall be darkened in its going forth, and the moon shall not cause its light to shine... ...Therefore I will shake the heavens, and the earth shall remove out of its place, in the wrath of the LORD of hosts, and in the day of his fierce anger... ...Every man shall turn to his own people, and flee into his own land... ...Behold, I will stir up the Arabs against them, they will not regard silver; and as for gold, they shall not delight in it." (The Most High God, Isaiah 13:10, 13, 17) [/B]
[B][I]Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened and the moon shall not give its light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken.[/I] (Jesus, Matthew 24:29)[/B]
[B]And the kings of the earth, who committed fornication and lived deliciously with her, shall bewail her, and lament for her, when they shall see the smoke of her burning, Standing afar off for fear of her torment, saying, Alas, that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come. And the merchants of the earth shall weep and mourn over her; for no man buys their merchandise any more. (Revelation 18:9-11)[/B]
[highlight][I]And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth; and to it was given the key (entrance) to the bottomless pit. And it opened (gained access to) the Great Abyss; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.[/I] (Rev. 9:1-2)[/highlight][/QUOTE]
:catholic:
yeah, no.
A Thread laced with religious quotations which includes the total destruction of North America and the inclusion of recent events that are said to coincide or indicate the destruction of North America posted on a Forum Website.
This must be true.
I'm in Europe so I don't give a shit about this anyway...
[img]http://thwap.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fry.jpg[/img]
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[QUOTE=Number-41;24673697]I'm in Europe so I don't give a shit about this anyway...[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;24673585]We Ameri"CANS" and "CANadians" don't like it when you say we CAN'T do anything about it![/QUOTE]
The CAN's will kill us all
Does using caps lock convey your point better?
Crazy thread is crazy.
Guys he is speaking lies, it is all a trick. Do not believe OP, he fools you with his intelligence.
that d&b video man....
:tinfoil:
Is this the new Badage boys?
Of [i]course[/i] this is going to happen, how can you doubt such solid proof? I even took the time to draw what Texas may look like if such an event occurs:
[IMG_thumb]http://a.imageshack.us/img707/6474/2012la.png[/IMG_thumb]
Although I do remember reading about centralia a while back. Still OP is a crazy witch and must be burned on the cross for speaking heresy and blasphemy.
:byodood: You ain't got no pancake mix!
I'm feeling a box.
Sorry man.
[QUOTE=Anastatius;24674865]I'm feeling a box.
Sorry man.[/QUOTE]
thank you
i shall use it to store more copies of the one and only holy bible from our lord and savior
Stop posting everybody. It is a ban-me! I am reporting OP.
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