Greatest Invention Ever - General

[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;21969487]by the way, fire was never invented. silly.[/QUOTE] I know that. Like I said before, I only added it to be funny.

Plastic

[QUOTE=Rasrap Smurf;21963145]Science is the best invention.[/QUOTE] You beat me to it boyo. Also the wheel.

The internet.

lol

[quote=killerjc;21963040]god is the greatest invention of mankind[/quote] nice

Plows. Shovels. Steam engine. Steam.

Art, in all of its forms; which include music.

toilet paper

[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;21963477][img]http://www.slashgear.com/gallery/data_files/7/9/dvd-rewinder_51.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Now what exactly is that? ^ And I'm gonna go with Language as the best

Metal Airship!!!!! (It was so terrible that only one of them could actually fly, and was then taken shortly out of service)

the microprocessor was p. good, what with us now having to have a few arrays of these to play tetris successfully [img]http://sosu.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/old-computer-image.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Ncccookiees;21963918]Anti-septics.[/QUOTE] Anyone got the reference yet?

[QUOTE=Ncccookiees;21974310]Anyone got the reference yet?[/QUOTE] Nope. Do tell.

Language is the greatest invention. You wouldn't be THINKING without it.

The electric guitar. Actually scratch that. The internet. [editline]12:53PM[/editline] [QUOTE=You8mytaco;21973277]Now what exactly is that? ^ And I'm gonna go with Language as the best[/QUOTE] You can't rewind a DVD. It's the best invention.:downs:

[QUOTE=Smasher 006;21963003]The transistor. You wouldn't be making this thread without it, or typing on that keyboard, or doing anything remotely computer related.[/QUOTE] Fuck this transistor sheit, we should be using vacuum tubes. you could cook your meals on your computer case [img]http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1296830/2/istockphoto_1296830_vacuum_tube.jpg[/img]

Science, the written word and computers(thereby implying maths). I feel that they are truly the most elevating feats of our race. Their implicated potential is enormous. On more narrow minded note I think the personal computer is awesome. That thing is my freaking life. Worst invention ever: Toilet paper. Why did our society settle with this? It's so primitive I can imagine cave men using it.

[QUOTE=cqbcat;21962991]Honorable mentions for greatest inventions ever in my opinion: usb ports.[/QUOTE] USB ports are fucking annoying I always try to plug them in upside down because it's too hard to tell which way they go. They fixed that in Mini-USB.

[QUOTE=Rediscover;21966050]who would buy that you dont even have to rewind dvds[/QUOTE] DVD REWINDER WHISTLERBLOWER II:[b]THE REVENGE[/b] caps

[QUOTE=VHASE;21975823]Worst invention ever: Toilet paper. Why did our society settle with this? It's so primitive I can imagine cave men using it.[/QUOTE] They probably used leaves and fur, instead of soft, processed paper

Greatest invention ever? Gabe Newell.

The Hamburger. It is [i]perfection.[/i]

Alarm clocks. [IMG]http://www.227volts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/big-alarm-clock.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Roswell34;21963218]religion lol (deadly stuff there)[/QUOTE] athisim religion is worst ever oh and hl2

Light buld [QUOTE=cqbcat;21970236]I know that. Like I said before, I only added it to be funny.[/QUOTE]You failed at being funny

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Scientific Method maybe?

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;21963187]Mighty Putty. [IMG]http://imgur.com/diNQ2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] GET ON THE BALL! best invention ever? lube, hentai, tissues, and doors.

[QUOTE=playelite;21963282]Dildo car, and anything billymayes advertised.[/QUOTE] What. [img]http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/6679/ford010032hx3.jpg[/img]