[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24272864]It's all good. She's giving back the key.
The only worry now is
A) She covered it in herpes.
or B) She's bringing her dolphin friend to rape me :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Dude, do what your avatar is doing. Do it to her and teach her a lesson. (But wear rubber gloves, you don't want herpes now, do ya?)
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24272997]Keys smell strange anyway, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between key, and herpes-covered key.
I'm just going to wear gloves, and probably boil the key in hot water, then wash it off with hot water and soap.[/QUOTE]
Or just throw it away.
Well, as long as it's just a fox tail/ears, it's fine. I'm against putting the whole suit on. The little things are fine though.
[QUOTE=FFStudios;24273089]Well, as long as it's just a fox tail/ears, it's fine. I'm against putting the whole suit on. The little things are fine though.[/QUOTE]
or like cheating on you with 3 other guys. you know, the little stuff.
[QUOTE=Thomo;24273204]and you know, herpes.[/QUOTE]
And vibrating butt plugs attached to tails. Can't forget those.
Tail and ears on a girl is cute. I would never wear either however. Also I probably would have left at the "yiff me" part.
[QUOTE=TrafficMan;24273306]Tail and ears on a girl is cute. I would never wear either however. Also I probably would have left at the "yiff me" part.[/QUOTE]
You forget about the fucking [highlight]herpes[/highlight]
Op, I truly feel sorry for you, I guessed right.
She's fucking crazy, I wouldn't blame you if you carried a knife with you now.
Or get a tazer.
Beep wrong forum.
[QUOTE=TCat;24272961]A troll? Depends what you mean. I just don't like crazy furries who try to give other people their creepy sexual diseases.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/colbert.gif[/img]
Oh no! People who trust people and try to involve them in their fetishes because they trust them! whatever the fuck shall we do!?
[QUOTE=Lebowski;24273443]You forget about the fucking [highlight]herpes[/highlight]
Op, I truly feel sorry for you, I guessed right.
She's fucking crazy, I wouldn't blame you if you carried a knife with you now.
Or get a tazer.[/QUOTE]
He didn't know about the herpes at the time though, he was saying no from the tail and ears and yiff me shit.
[QUOTE=TrafficMan;24273557]He didn't know about the herpes at the time though, he was saying no from the tail and ears and yiff me shit.[/QUOTE]
Don't forget about the Dog and dolphins!
[QUOTE=meepugh;24273540]Beep wrong forum.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure this isn't the wrong forum.
After reading the OP I was speechless. Especially after the barking part. Few hours later I read about the herpes. Man, others were right, you dodged the bullet. Now just get the key and ensure yourself that she won't be able to attack you with a herpes covered buttplug...
[QUOTE=Lance99;24273654]After reading the OP I was speechless. Especially after the barking part. Few hours later I read about the herpes. Man, others were right, you dodged the bullet. Now just get the key and ensure yourself that she won't be able to attack you with a herpes covered buttplug...[/QUOTE]
OP your ex made a copy of the key and you will wake up with the herpes buttplug in your mouth :ohdear:
I would strongly recommend changing your locks
She gave the key back. She had someone else with her. I think it was the "dolphin" because he had a mole on the center of his forehead that looked like a blow hole.
I am now boiling the key.
sanitize your hands for good measure
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I mean, bathe in fucking sanitizer
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;24273864]sanitize your hands for good measure
[editline]04:47PM[/editline]
I mean, bathe in fucking sanitizer[/QUOTE]
I used gloves and tongs to pick it up don't worry.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24273880]I used gloves and tongs to pick it up don't worry.[/QUOTE]
Did she find it weird that you were using gloves and a tong? Of course she isn't the one to judge anything you do as weird. :v:
i'll be honest, if this was back 8 years ago, i'd have done it
except the herpes and buttplug part that's completely not my thing
it's not like being furry is an STD that you could have caught anyway
[QUOTE=Lucinice;24273915]Did she find it weird that you were using gloves and a tong? Of course she isn't the one to judge anything you do as weird. :v:[/QUOTE]
She dropped it off at the door step after knocking. I was looking through the blinds so I could see who was with her. That's when I saw the dolphin :geno:
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24270189]Oh god. Update.
The tail [I]was[/I] a butt plug.
I'm talking with her over Facebook, and I brought up the tail, and it [I]was[/I] an ass dildo. She bought two vibrating butt plugs and glued them to the tails. That's why it felt heavy when I picked it up to give it back to her :gonk:
That also means...she was wearing one the entire time she was there :barf:[/QUOTE]
Alright screw what I said that chick is messed up, you did the right thing.
It scares me that it can happen to anyone.
You had the chance to get laid and you blew it.
[QUOTE=Dr McNinja;24274268]It scares me that it can happen to anyone.[/QUOTE]
It scares me because it happened to me :gonk:
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[QUOTE=Namo;24274350]You had the chance to get laid and you blew it.[/QUOTE]
Eight pages and you people still don't fucking read :saddowns:
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[QUOTE=bravehat;24273544][IMG]http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/colbert.gif[/IMG]
Oh no! People who trust people and try to involve them in their fetishes because they trust them! whatever the fuck shall we do!?[/QUOTE]
If it stopped at them attempting to get others involved, it would be fine. But it's much more than that, in general. Not that it matters, the point is she deserves to die because she's a slutty slut. :pipe::ghost::byobear:
[b]we want pictures.[/b]
[B]Pictures of the slutty furry dead from multiple hammer blows to the head[/B]
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