I accidentally dated a furry - General

[QUOTE=Essex;24274439][b]we want pictures.[/b][/QUOTE] [B]I said no[/B] [QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24267237]Someone else asked already. I'm not posting pictures of her. Giving pictures of someone is always a bad idea on Facepunch :geno: Besides, I'm not a dick like some people who break up with someone then slander their entire name and image. She severely pissed me off and broke my trust, but I'm not going to make her life a living hell because of it. She's still a human being, and furry or not she now has an STD that may ruin her life because of the mistake she made. She understood that she fucked up and she apologized, and she understands why I flipped a shit.[/QUOTE]

i accidentally e-dated a furry for 3 months without realising once it was horrible :gonk:

OP, she might've gotten copies of the key cut. That guy with her could be a locksmith. She's lulling you into a false sense of security. Every orifice in your body. Wacky glue. Make it happen.

That dolphin motherfucker is going to come back and strangle you with his internet bought mechanical prehensile cock.

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;24274533]OP, she might've gotten copies of the key cut. That guy with her could be a locksmith. She's lulling you into a false sense of security. Every orifice in your body. Wacky glue. Make it happen.[/QUOTE] Maybe if I sprinkle urine of some predator high up on the food chain around my house it will scare her away.

Fox tail and ears isn't so bad, if it was a fursuit then.. Ho boy.

[QUOTE=Dashiel;24274631]Fox tail and ears isn't so bad[/QUOTE] Butt-plug tail. That makes it creepier AND worse at the same time.

i'd wear a buttplug tail or fuck myself with it or anything that looks like a dick but hell no i'm not becoming a furry

Problem is, she still knows where you live. So watch out, or else you might get raped by a dolphin in the middle of the night! :saddowns:

[QUOTE=TCat;24274397]If it stopped at them attempting to get others involved, it would be fine. But it's much more than that, in general. Not that it matters, the point is she deserves to die because she's a slutty slut. :pipe::ghost::byobear:[/QUOTE] And for that I would hand her a sledgehammer so she can break your jaw with it. Who the fuck are you to say who lives and who dies? Are you some benevolent saint who has saw everything there is in the word wand experienced all there is to experience with the wisdom of an omnipotent god? No? Then fuck off you cum gargling ass hat and don't judge some one for their actions, she is free to do as she pleases.

[QUOTE=TrafficMan;24273306]Tail and ears on a girl is cute. I would never wear either however. Also I probably would have left at the "yiff me" part.[/QUOTE] you sir is a faggot, yiff doesn't exist, purefaggotry from the murry purry furry fandom. if i have to fuck a furry, i would keep it as fuck. anyway, @OP, you are purely fail, buy a fleshlight and stop emo-ing

holy mother of fucking christ fuck it's blinxies Nice to see you back from the dead.

[QUOTE=TCat;24274453][B]Pictures of the slutty furry dead from multiple hammer blows to the head[/B][/QUOTE] Just for the irony she should get a knife and split your tongue.

[QUOTE=bravehat;24274805] Who the fuck are you to say who lives and who dies? Are you some benevolent saint who has saw everything there is in the word wand experienced all there is to experience with the wisdom of an omnipotent god? No?[/QUOTE] I am the reincarnation of jesus christ. Worship me.

[QUOTE=kimr120;24266852]It was a classic catgirl ffs! You just skipped awesome sex! (Okey, if she had not herpes it would be as I said)[/QUOTE] Foxes are canines.

[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;24274855]holy mother of fucking christ fuck it's blinxies Nice to see you back from the dead.[/QUOTE] blame all on gubb for showing me this thread.

[QUOTE=blinxies;24274828]you sir is a faggot, yiff doesn't exist, purefaggotry from the murry purry furry fandom. if i have to fuck a furry, i would keep it as fuck. anyway, @OP, you are purely fail, buy a fleshlight and stop emo-ing[/QUOTE] Yes, let's all forget the fact that she has herpes and the tail was a buttplug. Good show, everyone.

[IMG]http://i34.tinypic.com/ojf7rl.png[/IMG] Why is facepunch talking about furries so much?

[QUOTE=w0lfeh;24274980][IMG]http://i34.tinypic.com/ojf7rl.png[/IMG] Why is facepunch talking about furries so much?[/QUOTE] Oh god it's an uprising :gonk:

Yes because he knew she had herpes before he said no.

in b4 threads get moved to the furry forum

[QUOTE=Gubbinz96;24275062]in b4 threads get moved to the furry forum[/QUOTE] Why would this get moved to the furry forum? It's about an experience with a girl who cheated on me, who also happened to be a furry, and tried to get me to do creepy things.

Should have used the buttplug tail

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24275089]Why would this get moved to the furry forum? It's about an experience with a girl who cheated on me, who also happened to be a furry, and tried to get me to do creepy things.[/QUOTE] Bah, I dunno why, it's just what usually happens.v:v:v

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24275089]Why would this get moved to the furry forum? It's about an experience with a girl who cheated on me, who also happened to be a furry, and tried to get me to do creepy things.[/QUOTE] It'll get grouped in with all of the other furry threads that shit-for-brains decided to make.

...what if she made a copy of the key? You never know. Beware of dolphins during the night.

[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;24275143]It'll get grouped in with all of the other furry threads that shit-for-brains decided to make.[/QUOTE] I hope not. I'm afraid to go into that forsaken place :ohdear:

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24275166]I hope not. I'm afraid to go into that forsaken place :ohdear:[/QUOTE] You sir have good taste in avatars

[QUOTE=Louis;24275199]You sir have good taste in avatars[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=249151&dateline=1282216989[/img]:respek:[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=97989&dateline=1282372634[/img]

was she hot?