I accidentally dated a furry - General

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24275166]I hope not. I'm afraid to go into that forsaken place :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Forget about the key. Change the locks anyway. You don't want be woken up by a dolphin inserting a fox-tail-herpes-covered-buttplug in your ass.

*insert facepalm here* nuff said he got murry purry furry yiffy'd, she got aids and herpes and what not end of thread

[QUOTE=3picFail;24275268]was she hot?[/QUOTE] Unfortunately. [editline]06:49PM[/editline] [QUOTE=blinxies;24275309]*insert facepalm here* nuff said he got murry purry furry yiffy'd, she got aids and herpes and what not end of thread[/QUOTE] Get out of here troll :frog:

Yuck man, Yiff herpes

I need exact change only

Here's five bucks

I'm with you OP, if my girl cheated on me, specially after having a nice relationship such as the one you describe, i would even say no to a threesome, and dump her for good.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24275321]Unfortunately. [editline]06:49PM[/editline] Get out of here troll :frog:[/QUOTE] Blinxies isnt a troll you silly

[QUOTE=TCat;24275369]Here's five bucks[/QUOTE] I still need exact change only

Just a very silly person [editline]11:52PM[/editline] Also dude you should have done it bro

if my gf cheated on me, i would do her mom and tape the whole scene, then send a love letter with the dvd of the video to my cheating gf <3

[QUOTE=blinxies;24275485]if my gf cheated on me, i would do her mom and tape the whole scene, then send a love letter with the dvd of the video to my cheating gf <3[/QUOTE] blinxies is fucking hardcore

Holy shit.

Provided she wasn't sleeping around, I would of done it. Save for the butt plug though.

[QUOTE=Elstumpo;24275986]Provided she wasn't sleeping around, I would of done it. Save for the butt plug though.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure most people would :v:

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24266745]Again, I broke up with her because she [B]FUCKED SEVERAL OTHER MEN WHILE I WAS GONE[/B] The furry thing was just something else that pissed me off in addition to that.[/QUOTE]Did you even get her side of the story, or did you just have a meltdown, kick her out of your home, and never hear from her again? And how the fuck did you know the tail thing was a buttplug if you've never seen one before and were in the middle of a psychotic episode at the time? [QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24266201] [highlight]And for the ignorant morons who think I wouldn't fuck her because she was a furry, that's not it. I wouldn't fuck her because she slept with [I]several[/I] other men while I was away. I'm sorry I have morals and standards. If that makes me dumb so be it :colbert:[/highlight][/QUOTE]And that's why you made the thread title "I accidentally dated a furry" rather than "I accidentally dated a cheating whore"? This thread... it's hilarious.

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24276422]Did you even get her side of the story, or did you just have a meltdown, kick her out of your home, and never hear from her again? And that's why you made the thread title "I accidentally dated a furry" rather than "I accidentally dated a cheating whore"? This thread... it's hilarious.[/QUOTE] I've been talking to her, and I did get her side of the story, and if it was different I would have changed the OP, but she was basically just slutting around with a bunch of other guys. And it's because if the whole furry thing didn't come up, I wouldn't have even asked about the cheating right away because I wouldn't have been freaked out by the whole furry thing.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24276455]I've been talking to her, and I did get her side of the story, and if it was different I would have changed the OP, but she was basically just slutting around with a bunch of other guys.[/QUOTE]Ah. Okay then, case closed?

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24276473]Ah. Okay then, case closed?[/QUOTE] When was there a case? :raise: I was just sharing my disturbing experience with FP. I wasn't trying to solve a mystery.

I was going to say why didn't you fuck her. Then I read about the fox tail buttplug. The fuck?

[QUOTE=nikomo;24276598]I was going to say why didn't you fuck her. Then I read about the fox tail buttplug. The fuck?[/QUOTE] That's how I felt the entire time this was fanning out more. The more I learned, the more :wtc:'ing I did.

Good work OP, that could have gotten real bad for you if you went with it.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24266351]No that was real life, this is Facepunch :colbert:[/QUOTE] Facepunch isn't real life?

Ooo! Foxy laaaaaaady.

You did the right thing OP.

OP is professional. Because professionals have standards.

I don't believe the Op's story, its too freaking weird to be real, but this thread was an interesting read.

[QUOTE=Howlthrug;24276973]I don't believe the Op's story, its too freaking weird to be real, but this thread was an interesting read.[/QUOTE] I've seen weirder things end up being true.

Op is lucky, It could be worse...

Really?