Everyone didn't read this part sadly
[quote]she has herpes from one of those guys she slept with[/quote]
Oh and related to the story: I am a furry aswell :V
[QUOTE=Howlthrug;24276973]I don't believe the Op's story, its too freaking weird to be real, but this thread was an interesting read.[/QUOTE]
There's always a few skeptics in a thread involving something out of the ordinary.
This was extremely out of the ordinary :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24277392]There's always a few skeptics in a thread involving something out of the ordinary.
This was extremely out of the ordinary :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
Well get used to it, she probably put out an apb to all of her furry friends so the next 5 girls you date will secretly be furries :ohdear:
You dodged an intense bullet there man. Props
[QUOTE=TrafficMan;24277431]Well get used to it, she probably put out an apb to all of her furry friends so the next 5 girls you date will secretly be furries :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Oh god I can never date again :ohdear:
[QUOTE=facepunch]Furry = male
FUCKING BURN IT RAGE!!!!!
Furry = female
Fuck it dude!!!!![/QUOTE]
Double standards piss me off. Burn them all or fuck them all. One way or another, someone is screwed.
ITT: Embarrassing amount of trollage.
1.) If you couldn't tell the OP's story was fake, you're an idiot
2.) No one asked for proof of realness therefore, you're all idiots
3.) You got troll't, gg nubs
The butt plugs. They will haunt me :suicide:
[QUOTE=XCIV;24277473]ITT: Embarrassing amount of trollage.
1.) If you couldn't tell the OP's story was fake, you're an idiot
2.) No one asked for proof of realness therefore, you're all idiots
3.) You got troll't, gg nubs[/QUOTE]
It's as plausible as it being fake.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24277462]Oh god I can never date again :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
You can always just ask them first.
Since furries are proud of themselves, they shouldn't lie to you. :geno:
[QUOTE=wewt!;24277496]It's as plausible as it being fake.[/QUOTE]
No its really not. "Yiff me"? What? Assuming the unlikely scenario that she's a [i]pretty[/i] furry chick, she wouldn't assume you where a furry instantly and go all out with the ears and shit. She doesn't break into your house revealing her sexual fantasy after a 6 month period of no sex at all.
Then the OP goes to say that she refers to her past sexual partners as "dogs and dolphins"? Haha, dead giveaway.
Man you guys need to seriously get some fresh O^2
Some facepunchers are either horribly pathetic or they can't read properly.
You did good.
[QUOTE=Nelth;24277626]Some facepunchers are either horribly pathetic or they can't read properly.
You did good.[/QUOTE]
Well at least some people can tell. Why are most people here so damn stupid...
[QUOTE=XCIV;24277653]Well at least some people can tell. Why are most people here so damn stupid...[/QUOTE]
You do realize he wasn't talking to you right? He was referring to all the comments from people who didn't read my post.
[QUOTE=PvtVain;24277380]Everyone didn't read this part sadly
Oh and related to the story: [B]I am a furry aswell[/B] :V[/QUOTE]
It's actually amazing how you think we hive a shit about that nugget of information.
Really it is :golfclap:
[QUOTE=bravehat;24277786]It's actually amazing how you think we hive a shit about that nugget of information.
Really it is :golflcap:[/QUOTE]
:golfclap:
[QUOTE=XCIV;24277524]No its really not. "Yiff me"? What? Assuming the unlikely scenario that she's a [i]pretty[/i] furry chick, she wouldn't assume you where a furry instantly and go all out with the ears and shit. She doesn't break into your house revealing her sexual fantasy after a 6 month period of no sex at all.
Then the OP goes to say that she refers to her past sexual partners as "dogs and dolphins"? Haha, dead giveaway.
Man you guys need to seriously get some fresh O^2[/QUOTE]
It's as if you know that every woman thinks exactly the same, and none of them can be fucking lunatics or just plain strange.
Seriously, some individuals are just super eccentric. Case in point, the OP's ex.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;24277938]It's as if you know that every woman thinks exactly the same, and none of them can be fucking lunatics or just plain strange.
Seriously, some individuals are just super eccentric. Case in point, the OP's ex.[/QUOTE]
More like super bat-shit insane but yeah, this.
[QUOTE=XCIV;24277473]ITT: Embarrassing amount of trollage.
1.) If you couldn't tell the OP's story was fake, you're an idiot
2.) No one asked for proof of realness therefore, you're all idiots
3.) You got troll't, gg nubs[/QUOTE]
Shut up.
[QUOTE=wewt!;24277834]:golfclap:[/QUOTE]
I know that was poorly finished.
:smithicide:
hit it (or in your case yiff it) and quit it.
OP, that truly sucks. I mean, now you'll never know if she organized a bunch of furries to come and rape you. You must barricade the doors, put boards on your windows, and have flamethrower if necessary.
[QUOTE=D2K5S1;24274501]i accidentally e-dated a furry for 3 months without realising once
it was horrible :gonk:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=D2K5S1;24274692]i'd wear a buttplug tail or fuck myself with it or anything that looks like a dick
but hell no i'm not becoming a furry[/QUOTE]
Not only are you stupid, but you're a hypocrite as well.
[QUOTE=XCIV;24277473]ITT: Embarrassing amount of trollage.
1.) If you couldn't tell the OP's story was fake, [b]you're an idiot[/b]
2.) No one asked for [b]proof of realness[/b] therefore, [b]you're all idiots[/b]
3.) You got [b]troll't, gg nubs[/b][/QUOTE]
1. Too much use of idiots.
2. This person of morals unlike you.
3. Nubs, seriously, nubs?
1. lists
the girl probably had fleas as well. don't want that all over your junk
[QUOTE=FoxMeister;24278274]1. lists
the girl probably had fleas as well. don't want that all over your junk[/QUOTE]
Crabs :gonk:
