[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;24279005]He just dodged getting herpes from a crazy woman.[/QUOTE]
Imagine if he [b]didn't[/b], he would have gotten herpes and had a crazy woman for a girlfriend!
:siren:2000 posts only 5 more days until GM:siren:
GD strikes once again.
I've never seen so many boxes and bad reading ratings in one thread before.
[QUOTE=Run&Gun12;24279231]GD strikes once again.[/QUOTE]
Do you mean this in a good or bad way :gonk:
[QUOTE=TrafficMan;24279167]
:siren:2000 posts only 5 more days until GM:siren:[/QUOTE]
lucky :sigh:
The OP made a good call, I wouldn't have fucked her.
Aside from the herpes, being a slut, and the butt plug, she probably would have told a bunch a people as well.
Not to mention that there is a limit to the furry fandom; sure anthro drawings are harmless but costumes and shit way crosses the line.
[QUOTE=TrafficMan;24279167]:siren:2000 posts only 5 more days until GM:siren:[/QUOTE]
Congrats brosef
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24279702]Congrats brosef[/QUOTE]
It's like a slow motion train wreck
[QUOTE=XxAthrunxX;24279388]lucky :sigh:[/QUOTE]
Couple months for me :smug:
-sniping didn't read profile :derp: -
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-snip by request :h:-
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;24280100]November.[/QUOTE]
I fucking fail.
[editline]02:31AM[/editline]
doesn't matter because I'll probably get 2000 posts by then.
[QUOTE=XxAthrunxX;24280071]If I got 2000 posts now I would probably be a gold member,just don't remember what month I joined,all I know is that it was 22 months ago :v:[/QUOTE]
November 2008. It's on your profile. :derp:
I feel like an idiot now :saddowns:
please unquote that :ohdear:
[QUOTE=XxAthrunxX;24280167]I feel like an idiot now :saddowns:
please unquote that :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
It's okay we've all had our moments
Shit happens...
I lol'd
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;24279780]Couple months for me :smug:[/QUOTE]
I don't even care that I don't have enough posts for GM.
Anyways: Bummer brosef.
I'd yiff that.
[QUOTE=TrafficMan;24279167]
:siren:2000 posts only 5 more days until GM:siren:[/QUOTE]
no
Whoa.
[QUOTE=bubbagamer;24280377]I'd yiff that.[/QUOTE]
Eww, that smells. :byodood:
Thread train just derailed and ended up at a completely different station.
[editline]11:02PM[/editline]
A station in the fucking ocean or some shit.
[QUOTE=XCIV;24277473]ITT: Embarrassing amount of trollage.
1.) If you couldn't tell the OP's story was fake, you're an idiot
2.) No one asked for proof of realness therefore, you're all idiots
3.) You got troll't, gg nubs[/QUOTE]
Fake or not, its a hilarious read.
can you give me her number?
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24280731]Thread train just derailed and ended up at a completely different station.
[editline]11:02PM[/editline]
A station in the fucking ocean or some shit.[/QUOTE]
The thread is now a bathysphere and is approaching Rapture.
[editline]edit[/editline]
God I'm pathetic.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24280731]Thread train just derailed and ended up at a completely different station.
[editline]11:02PM[/editline]
A station in the fucking ocean or some shit.[/QUOTE]
I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice that.
Let's get this shit back on topic, because I have another update kind of...a...really fucking creepy update.
While I was gone and she was in my house, she actually used my computer to look up furry porn. Being basically computer illiterate, she didn't realize all the pictures she looked at were saved in my browser history, and because it's my computer I never clear the history because no one else uses it.
So, I'm going through my history to find this website I found a little while back, typing keywords and such into Firefox (oh god I'm never going to look at Firefox the same way again :gonk:) I found a SHIT LOAD of hits to some website called e621.net.
I saw horrible, horrible things. Things no one should ever see in their life, or death.
I need to go cleanse my eyes with bleach.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24267237]Someone else asked already. I'm not posting pictures of her. Giving pictures of someone is always a bad idea on Facepunch :geno:
Besides, I'm not a dick like some people who break up with someone then slander their entire name and image. She severely pissed me off and broke my trust, but I'm not going to make her life a living hell because of it. She's still a human being, and furry or not she now has an STD that may ruin her life because of the mistake she made. She understood that she fucked up and she apologized, and she understands why I flipped a shit.[/QUOTE]
BLur anything that could identify her, we mostly just want to see what body you rejected
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