[QUOTE=Zenpod;24281046]BLur anything that could identify her, we mostly just want to see what body you rejected[/QUOTE]
your standards are terrible
No, please, give us her name and address, as well as pictures of her and a list of people she loves. If all goes well, in a few weeks she'll be dead, and I'll have her disgusting furry blood all over my favorite knives.:pipe::ghost::byobear:
[QUOTE=TCat;24281125]No, please, give us her name and address, as well as pictures of her and a list of people she loves. If all goes well, in a few weeks she'll be dead, and I'll have her disgusting furry blood all over my favorite knives.:pipe::ghost::byobear:[/QUOTE]
I made you a card.
[img]http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/5295/getoutk.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=TCat;24281125]No, please, give us her name and address, as well as pictures of her and a list of people she loves. If all goes well, in a few weeks she'll be dead, and I'll have her disgusting furry blood all over my favorite knives.:pipe::ghost::byobear:[/QUOTE]
And then you'll have left your DNA everywhere and the police will investigate the murder and the prisoners in the state pen get to have fun beating you within an inch of your life for killing a girl.
Have fun dying son :v:
:taco:I feel honored ^
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24281038]Let's get this shit back on topic, because I have another update kind of...a...really fucking creepy update.
While I was gone and she was in my house, she actually used my computer to look up furry porn. Being basically computer illiterate, she didn't realize all the pictures she looked at were saved in my browser history, and because it's my computer I never clear the history because no one else uses it.
So, I'm going through my history to find this website I found a little while back, typing keywords and such into Firefox (oh god I'm never going to look at Firefox the same way again :gonk:) I found a SHIT LOAD of hits to some website called e621.net.
I saw horrible, horrible things. Things no one should ever see in their life, or death.
I need to go cleanse my eyes with bleach.[/QUOTE]
Protip 1: Clean out your history at least once a week
[quote=superhoboman;24281038]let's get this shit back on topic, because i have another update kind of...a...really fucking creepy update.
While i was gone and she was in my house, she actually used my computer to look up furry porn. Being basically computer illiterate, she didn't realize all the pictures she looked at were saved in my browser history, and because it's my computer i never clear the history because no one else uses it.
So, i'm going through my history to find this website i found a little while back, typing keywords and such into firefox (oh god i'm never going to look at firefox the same way again :gonk:) i found a shit load of hits to some website called e621.net.
I saw horrible, horrible things. Things no one should ever see in their life, or death.
I need to go cleanse my eyes with bleach.[/quote]
oh god why did i fucking try it
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24281197]Protip 1: Clean out your history at least once a week[/QUOTE]
Why? I don't have anything to hide, and I like to be able to go back to websites I forget to bookmark. It's my computer, what's the point in cleaning out the history?
Got any pics? :smug:
When are the pictures going to be posted?
I already told you how nobody will find the source of them.
[QUOTE=Lemonator;24281255]When are the pictures going to be posted?
I already told you how nobody will find the source of them.[/QUOTE]
And I already said I'm not posting any :colbert:
Come on man give us something to work with :pervert:
Nah I don't really give a shit, but you shouldn't a took a hissy fit man :colbert: no need for that, coulda kept calm.
[QUOTE=VeryNiceGuy;24281221]Got any pics? :smug:[/QUOTE]
Are you VeryNiceLady's husband?
Thanks traffic man and peanut :h:
sorry for a late reply but I'm working on my website lol.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24281220]Why? I don't have anything to hide, and I like to be able to go back to websites I forget to bookmark. It's my computer, what's the point in cleaning out the history?[/QUOTE]
You never fucking know man, never fucking know when someone will go onto your computer.
Furries are screwed up in the head and seriously seek help.
Why can't I meet guys who are into that kind of stuff? :smithicide:
[QUOTE=Wombo194;24281511]Furries are screwed up in the head and seriously seek help.[/QUOTE]
You seriously seek grammar.
Also, it's mostly woman who are into the fandom that happen to be crazier.
I think.
[QUOTE=Foda;24273172]or like cheating on you with 3 other guys. you know, the little stuff.[/QUOTE]
Bring the 3 guys home, setup the video camera, you have yourself an extra 60 bucks.
[QUOTE=Wombo194;24281511]Furries are screwed up in the head and seriously seek help.[/QUOTE]
[Fetishists] are screwed up in the head and should seriously seek help.
I fix'd that to say what you meant, so you look slightly less retarded :downs:
[QUOTE=lorden;24281524]Why can't I meet guys who are into that kind of stuff? :smithicide:[/QUOTE]
You're shitting me right?
Just go into your little furry subsection down there at the bottom of the forum page and make some post like
"IN NORTH CAROLINA, LOOKING FOR MAN TO BREAK INTO MY HOME WHILE I'M AWAY, SURF FURRY PORNOGRAPHY ON MY COMPUTER AND THEN DRESS IN FOX GARB AND OFFER ME A DILDO WITH A TAIL SUPERGLUED TO IT"
you'll get [I]lots[/I] of hits.
[QUOTE=Lebowski;24281915]You're shitting me right?
Just go into your little furry subsection down there at the bottom of the forum page and make some post like
"IN NORTH CAROLINA, LOOKING FOR MAN TO BREAK INTO MY HOME WHILE I'M AWAY, SURF FURRY PORNOGRAPHY ON MY COMPUTER AND THEN DRESS IN FOX GARB AND OFFER ME A DILDO WITH A TAIL SUPERGLUED TO IT"
you'll get [I]lots[/I] of hits.[/QUOTE]
She didn't break in, she took my spare key :colbert:
Follow the thread and read for updates next time you make a joke at the OP's expense :frog:
you forgot the herpes
Holy crap dude, good call. I wouldn't sleep with a girl who was not only slutty enough to sleep around with hundreds of dudes, but broke into the house and demanded we go at it like rabbits.
Sounds like an all around nutcase.
[QUOTE=Newlemming;24282076]Holy crap dude, good call. I wouldn't sleep with a girl who was not only slutty enough to sleep around with hundreds of dudes, but broke into the house and demanded we go at it like rabbits.
Sounds like an all around nutcase.[/QUOTE]
I'd gladly go at it like rabbits, as long we weren't [b]dressed[/b] as rabbits.
Girl's a slut. And a fox, guess that's common.
[QUOTE=Lebowski;24281915]You're shitting me right?
Just go into your little furry subsection down there at the bottom of the forum page and make some post like
"IN NORTH CAROLINA, LOOKING FOR MAN TO BREAK INTO MY HOME WHILE I'M AWAY, SURF FURRY PORNOGRAPHY ON MY COMPUTER AND THEN DRESS IN FOX GARB AND OFFER ME A DILDO WITH A TAIL SUPERGLUED TO IT"
you'll get [I]lots[/I] of hits.[/QUOTE]
huh
I have never seen such a thread in the furry forum
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;24282771]huh
I have never seen such a thread in the furry forum[/QUOTE]
Why would you ever even GO into that place?! :gonk:
She could have STDs from sleeping with all the other men!
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Sexually transmitted diseases are not funny to your genitals
Vibrating butt plug?
:ohdear:
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