• I accidentally dated a furry
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[QUOTE=BCell;24283908]She could have STDs from sleeping with all the other men! [editline]04:14PM[/editline] Sexually transmitted diseases are not funny to your genitals[/QUOTE] You didn't read [B]anything[/B] did you?
So, OP, did you find any creepy fetish images in her e621 browsing? Things like vore, inflation, gorn etc.
How the hell is this thread still alive?
[img]http://0.tqn.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/s/k/drawn_foxxy_400.jpg[/img] OPs GF was a cartoon.
I can't believe how many people are replying that you should have gone through with it and fucked her. I wouldn't have touched her even if she didn't cheat on me. Sorry but i don't want to have sex with someone that believes they are an animal, nor do i want to dress up as an animal as well. To back up the OP some more, i wouldn't have sex with her even if she wasn't a furry, cheating on several men(ahem)!? OP, you did the right thing. And yes, this is all opinions, don't y'all go raging at me now.
I am speechless after reading OP. I wonder what she is doing now. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=zombojoe;24286650]I am speechless after reading OP. I wonder what she is doing now. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] The butt plug didn't vibrate for nothing.
Well, you won something, and you lost something, OP
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24266201]she barked at me when she left[/QUOTE] Exterminate the whole fucking race
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24283603]Why would you ever even GO into that place?! :gonk:[/QUOTE] I talk to the people there a lot they're ok people
[Quote]furries[/quote] :barf: Betiallity is illegal, and disguting. Fetishes in general are disguting... :barf:
Well I suppose you followed your morals. Would've done the same. Though that buttplug seems interesting :flashfap:
[QUOTE=AlienCreature;24287205]:barf: Betiallity is illegal, and disguting. [B]Fetishes in general are disguting...[/B] :barf:[/QUOTE] So you only fap to girls getting fucked in the missionary position? I doubt that.
[QUOTE=AlienCreature;24287205]Fetishes in general are disguting... :barf:[/QUOTE] Unless you fornicate solely to reproduce, even you don't think that.
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;24287301]Unless you fornicate solely to reproduce, even you don't think that.[/QUOTE] Why not? Are fetishes a must?
[QUOTE=AlienCreature;24287316]Why not? Are fetishes a must?[/QUOTE] No, but it's highly doubtful any FPer would only have sex in the missionary position solely to reproduce.
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;24287338]No, but it's highly doubtful any FPer would only have sex in the missionary position solely to reproduce.[/QUOTE] Because being in Facepunch affects my sexual prefferences, amirite? :downs:
[QUOTE=AlienCreature;24287316]Why not? Are fetishes a must?[/QUOTE] Having sex for enjoyment is in itself a fetish. Just an incredibly common one.
[QUOTE=AlienCreature;24287316]Why not? Are fetishes a must?[/QUOTE] Hey, some people find strange things hot, so if i find women inflating hot should i not have the libery to think that? God, I am weird.
God dammit I keep reading the title as "I accidentally a furry"
[QUOTE=MadCatMkII;24288549]God dammit I keep reading the title as "I accidentally a furry"[/QUOTE] dohohohooh
[QUOTE=AlienCreature;24287358]Because being in Facepunch affects my sexual prefferences, amirite? :downs:[/QUOTE] Rated dumb. He wasn't implying that facepunch affects your sexual preferences. He said he doubts that facepunchers (a group of mostly young people, gamers, many of them virgins, many of them not religious at all) are not interested in sex, do not connect sex with pleasure, and think about sex only as reproduction. And since they are interested in sex and have internet they probably watch porn. And they probably have a favorite genre / something at turns them on the most. Meaning they have a fetish. (e.g.: boobs, redheads)
You screwed a good chance to get laid, i know i'd do it.
The real problem here is you went out for 6 months and didn't have sex once. You are a man right?
[QUOTE=latin_geek;24289625]You screwed a good chance to get laid, i know i'd do it.[/QUOTE] Read the thread. [highlight]She. Had. HERPES[/highlight]
This is amazing. Not in the sense of AWESOME, just how funny this is. I had a friend in my old neighborhood, and she wore cat ears and tails but now that I think about it, I think she's still doing that... OH GOD THIS BETTER NOT BE HER.
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;24289664]Read the thread. [highlight]She. Had. HERPES[/highlight][/QUOTE] Read the thread, He didn't know at the time.
[QUOTE=Lebowski;24281915]You're shitting me right? Just go into your little furry subsection down there at the bottom of the forum page and make some post like "IN NORTH CAROLINA, LOOKING FOR MAN TO BREAK INTO MY HOME WHILE I'M AWAY, SURF FURRY PORNOGRAPHY ON MY COMPUTER AND THEN DRESS IN FOX GARB AND OFFER ME A DILDO WITH A TAIL SUPERGLUED TO IT" you'll get [I]lots[/I] of hits.[/QUOTE] If she didn't have herpes, would you [I]really[/I] pass up an opportunity to have sex with a woman? It's just a pair of fake fox ears and some other stuff, it's not like she's wearing a full fursuit. Just say you're not into the buttplug and get to it. I really don't think you'd pass up an opportunity for your first sexual experience over a pair of plastic ears and some silly internet stuff. :colbert:
[QUOTE=latin_geek;24289625]You screwed a good chance to get laid, i know i'd do it.[/QUOTE] So you DO want herpes? Eww. :froggonk:
[QUOTE=Jake Nukem;24289752]Read the thread, He didn't know at the time.[/QUOTE] Just because he didn't know doesn't mean he wouldn't get it.
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