[QUOTE=Gogi;24289978]Just because he didn't know doesn't mean he wouldn't get it.[/QUOTE]
Not the point I'm making.
I think's it more that OP lost his temper than that he was passing up sex.
I mean she was sleeping around and instead of a hello when he gets home he gets "Yiff me."
Straw that broke the camels back, maybe?
Good choice my friend. She was a slut anyway, from the looks of it (I mean other guys, herpes and sexual fetishes? Not everyone wants to live like that you know) and it's like I always say.
"Fuck it's your life, make your own goddamn decisions. You don't exist to live for others."
[QUOTE=lorden;24289801]If she didn't have herpes, would you [I]really[/I] pass up an opportunity to have sex with a woman? It's just a pair of fake fox ears and some other stuff, it's not like she's wearing a full fursuit. Just say you're not into the buttplug and get to it. I really don't think you'd pass up an opportunity for your first sexual experience over a pair of plastic ears and some silly internet stuff.
:colbert:[/QUOTE]
She also slept with a bunch of guys while he was gone.
[QUOTE=MendozaMan;24290060]Good choice my friend. She was a slut anyway, from the looks of it (I mean other guys, herpes and sexual fetishes? Not everyone wants to live like that you know) and it's like I always say.
"Fuck it's your life, make your own goddamn decisions. You don't exist to live for others."[/QUOTE]
I second that. I dislike furries. This is an example of their weirdness.
[QUOTE=lorden;24289801]If she didn't have herpes, would you [I]really[/I] pass up an opportunity to have sex with a woman? It's just a pair of fake fox ears and some other stuff, it's not like she's wearing a full fursuit. Just say you're not into the buttplug and get to it. I really don't think you'd pass up an opportunity for your first sexual experience over a pair of plastic ears and some silly internet stuff.
:colbert:[/QUOTE]
Why the hell would you like to lose your virginity to a sick, cheating slutty woman with weird fetishes?
luky you, you avoided STD!
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;24290148]I second that. I dislike furries. This is an example of their weirdness.[/QUOTE]
well to be balanced it isn't too weird without the "Yiff me" and butt plug part
[QUOTE=Jake Nukem;24289752]Read the thread, He didn't know at the time.[/QUOTE]
Read the thread, he knew she was sleeping around with other guys, therefore it's a good assumption she had an STD.
[QUOTE=YoMother;24291728]How the fuck did you manage to not have sex in 6 months?[/QUOTE]
He didn't say he didn't have sex in 6 months, he said he didn't have sex with [B]her[/B] in 6 months. :smug:
[QUOTE=AlienCreature;24291750]He didn't say he didn't have sex in 6 months, he said he didn't have sex with [B]her[/B] in 6 months. :smug:[/QUOTE]
haha :smug:
I suggest updating the OP. It would keep "I'd hit that" guys away.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24266201]op[/QUOTE]
ha
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finished reading op
ha
[QUOTE=JaegerMonster;24289649]The real problem here is you went out for 6 months and didn't have sex once.
You are a man right?[/QUOTE]
Yeah. I said earlier in the thread that "she said she wasn't ready"
Lying bitch :colbert:
[QUOTE=Novangel;24287214]Well I suppose you followed your morals.
Would've done the same.
Though that buttplug seems interesting :flashfap:[/QUOTE]
The buttplug goes in [I]your[/I] ass.
[QUOTE=Nohj;24295563]The buttplug goes in [I]your[/I] ass.[/QUOTE]
And it [I]vibrates[/I] :gonk:
I TAKE MY WORDS BACK
OH GOD thats WHY THEY WEAR THOSE!!
/vomit
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24295973]And it [I]vibrates[/I] :gonk:[/QUOTE]
I'm convinced you made up the herpes thing after you realized facepunch was going to laugh at you for not having sex with her.
[QUOTE=MajorMattem;24296125]I TAKE MY WORDS BACK
OH GOD thats WHY THEY WEAR THOSE!!
/vomit[/QUOTE]
Not always, my ex just happened to be an extremely freaky chick.
[editline]04:36PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=agnl;24296261]I'm convinced you made up the herpes thing after you realized facepunch was going to laugh at you for not having sex with her.[/QUOTE]
Good for you, I really don't think anyone cares what you think about my experience :frog:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24296276]Not always, my ex just happened to be an extremely freaky chick.
[/QUOTE]
She really is just a slut who likes dressing up. Butt plugs and etc are semi normal.
OP dated a chick for 6 months and didn't put his dick in her?
No wonder she went and slept with other men!
What a fucking pussy!
EDDY TT would of done it.
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;24296361]Invest in less than lethal ammunition and get a shotgun :psyduck:[/QUOTE]
Ever play SWAT 4? Pepper paintballs :v:
[editline]04:39PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=analrapist;24296388]OP dated a chick for 6 months and didn't put his dick in her?
No wonder she went and slept with other men!
What a fucking pussy![/QUOTE]
analrapist didn't read the thread?
What a fucking dumbass! :downs:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24296394]analrapist didn't read the thread?
What a fucking dumbass! :downs:[/QUOTE]
I'm not gonna read a fucking 13 page thread to get the fake details about your bullshit story that clearly isn't true.
Maybe if you had actually put your dick in her before she got so starved for cock she had to cheat on you all of this could have been avoided.
[QUOTE=analrapist;24296449]I'm not gonna read a fucking 13 page thread to get the fake details about your bullshit story that clearly isn't true.
Maybe if you had actually put your dick in her before she got so starved for cock she had to cheat on you all of this could have been avoided.[/QUOTE]
The post I made explaining the whole thing is like, 10 posts above you, near the top of [B]this page.[/B]
Just in case your ass is too lazy to read, here's the quote
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24294935]Yeah. I said earlier in the thread that "she said she wasn't ready"
Lying bitch :colbert:[/QUOTE]
I accept furries. But fuck this is messed up.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24269159]I'm not religious, nor am I afraid of sex or anything, it's just a personal choice. I'm personally not a very sexual person, so it doesn't bother me. She also claimed she wasn't ready, but that was obviously a lie :v:[/QUOTE]
If you aren't religious then it's a "personal choice" because you're afraid of sex.
[QUOTE=analrapist;24296584]If you aren't religious then it's a "personal choice" because you're afraid of sex.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, because I'd love to be charged for rape :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24294935]Yeah. I said earlier in the thread that "she said she wasn't ready"
Lying bitch :colbert:[/QUOTE]
Did it occur to you that she said she "wasn't ready" because she could tell that you were scared of sex but she liked you enough to want to date you even though you weren't man enough to penetrate her vagina?
Did you guys at least have ORAL sex????
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24296594]Implying that having consensual sex with someone you've been dating for 6 months could be considered rape. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
What is this I don't even
[editline]08:48PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;24296628]Uh, what's wrong with not wanting to be together with a girl just for having sex? It's not like your dick falls off if you go a year without sex, jesus[/QUOTE]
It feels nice to have someone touch your privates.
If you're dating someone and you find them attractive, you usually want to touch their privates.
If you're religious then obviously you aren't gonna do it because of that, but if you aren't then why wouldn't you do something that will make both of you feel good and that both of you will enjoy?
It's not goddamn rocket science.
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