[QUOTE=analrapist;24298555]Well, I wanna know exactly what she was wearing and what she looks like so I can try to imagine the situation in my mind to give him my best possible advice.[/QUOTE]
You weren't giving any advice at all. You were flaming me for not fucking her, being gay, and being afraid of vagina.
Whether or not you could imagine the situation, it wouldn't matter.
Facepunch is disturbed. What would he got out of banging her? An STD, and a broken anus. Not to mention he'd probably dump her ass a week later.
[QUOTE=Klammyxxl;24298613]Facepunch is disturbed. What would he got out of banging her? An STD, and a broken anus. Not to mention he'd probably dump her ass a week later.[/QUOTE]
She didn't know she had herpes at the time.
She might not have had it, even. She probably got it from some guy she banged after he rejected her.
I bet he could have fucked her with just the ears on. Since it was the first time.
Also gay dudes do it in the butt all the time.
Putting a little rubber butt plug in your booty isn't going to "break your anus" it's just going to feel weird.
[QUOTE=analrapist;24298659]She didn't know she had herpes at the time.
She might not have had it, even. She probably got it from some guy she banged after he rejected her.
I bet he could have fucked her with just the ears on. Since it was the first time.
Also gay dudes do it in the butt all the time.
Putting a little rubber butt plug in your booty isn't going to "break your anus" it's just going to feel weird.[/QUOTE]
Have you ever been in a relationship? If yes, would you be a tab bit upset if you found out your significant other fucked [B]multiple[/B] other men while you were away? If no, then stop judging me.
I like how some of the first replies said, "If she was hot, fuck her anyway." You people need to learn to read. She slept with other guys (and possibly girls), broke into his house and has herpes. You want the OP to get herpes from a slut?
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;24296712][img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=268193&dateline=1282372769[/img] That tail doesn't look like it belongs there...[/QUOTE]
It's a "chibi" version of firefox. I use it as a persona on my browser, I think it looks awesome so I looked up a picture of it.
PS: Why would the tail not belong on what obviously is only a fucking fox.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24298721]Have you ever been in a relationship? If yes, would you be a tab bit upset if you found out your significant other fucked [B]multiple[/B] other men while you were away? If no, then stop judging me.[/QUOTE]
For sure I would have dumped her for being a whore, but I probably would have asked around about it first.
Still doesn't make sense why you didn't nail her for 6 months if she's such a kinky slut.
[QUOTE=analrapist;24298846]For sure I would have dumped her for being a whore, but I probably would have asked around about it first.
Still doesn't make sense why you didn't nail her for 6 months if she's such a kinky slut.[/QUOTE]
Just stop talking. Seriously. You didn't read the thread. You don't seem to be listening to what I've been trying to explain, so just stop.
You are 18 years old.
You dated a girl for 6 months.
You didn't have sex or even oral sex with her.
First it was because you made a "personal decision" not to have sex, but later you said it was because she wouldn't let you.
You went on a trip and she boned some other guys.
You came back and she was dressed up like a fox in your bed (broke in) and wanted to have sex with you.
You said no and dumped her.
Later she found out she had herpes.
What part did I miss?
[img]http://steviez.badlybent.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/confused.jpg[/img]
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[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24281942]She didn't break in, she took my spare key :colbert:
Follow the thread and read for updates next time you make a joke at the OP's expense :frog:[/QUOTE]
Actually I've been here since page one. :frog:
Just because she took your key doesn't change the fact that she was on your property, without your permission, sure you could call it trespassing, but it's generally referred to as a break in, in a lot of places.
How about you not be a presumptuous cock when it comes to a simple misunderstanding over [I]words[/I].
:am:
[QUOTE=analrapist;24299009]You are 18 years old.
You dated a girl for 6 months.
You didn't have sex or even oral sex with her.
First it was because you made a "personal decision" not to have sex, but later you said it was because she wouldn't let you.
You went on a trip and she boned some other guys.
You came back and she was dressed up like a fox in your bed and wanted to have sex with you.
You said no and dumped her.
Later she found out she had herpes.
What part did I miss?
[img]http://steviez.badlybent.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/confused.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Well the personal decision was part of the "She didn't want to". I just had to clarify it several times so people understood. Part of it is because I don't much care about sex, as in it isn't important to me, the other is because she said what she did.
Also, all you seem to be doing is acting like a jackass, and you keep saying that I should have fucked her earlier.
Well who cares if she had sex with other guys then?
If you didn't want to have sex with her, and she didn't want to have sex with you, why not let her fulfill her needs elsewhere?
It seems really unfair to tell someone you won't do something with them, but that they also can't do that thing with anyone else or ever at all.
[QUOTE=analrapist;24299244]Well who cares if she had sex with other guys then?
If you didn't want to have sex with her, and she didn't want to have sex with you, why not let her fulfill her needs elsewhere?
It seems really unfair to tell someone you won't do something with them, but that they also can't do that thing with anyone else or ever at all.[/QUOTE]
Oh my fucking god. [highlight]I DID NOT SAY I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX. SHE DID.[/highlight]
/caps
Don't sleep or persue relationships with furries man. If it helps any, all the guys she slept with would have been ugly as hell.
[QUOTE=analrapist;24299244]Well who cares if she had sex with other guys then?
If you didn't want to have sex with her, and she didn't want to have sex with you, why not let her fulfill her needs elsewhere?
It seems really unfair to tell someone you won't do something with them, but that they also can't do that thing with anyone else or ever at all.[/QUOTE]
also she had herpes.
Not to sound stupid, but you have dun' goofed.
This was prolly said, but the only sad part is that she wanted you to be her wolfie.
Imagine just how much fun you could have had if you ordered her to be your kittie or something...
:flashfap:
[QUOTE=MBAfortytwo;24299767]Not to sound stupid, but you have dun' goofed.[/QUOTE]
Please, explain how I "dun' goofed"
Because I'm pretty sure avoiding herpes and breaking up with my cheating ex isn't goofing.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24299829]Please, explain how I "dun' goofed"
Because I'm pretty sure avoiding herpes and breaking up with my cheating ex isn't goofing.[/QUOTE]
no it's ok he dun' goofed when he didn't read the thread
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;24266471]god Jimbo stop creeping me out[/QUOTE]
More like banning me :colbert:
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[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24299829]Please, explain how I "dun' goofed"
Because I'm pretty sure avoiding herpes and breaking up with my cheating ex isn't goofing.[/QUOTE]
Oh. Scratch that, rate me bad reading. Shoulda just stood there and stared in amazement.
[QUOTE=MBAfortytwo;24299767]Not to sound stupid, but you have dun' goofed.[/QUOTE]
He avoided getting herpes and dumped his GF that CHEATED on him, how is that "dun' goofing"?
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;24300182]He avoided getting herpes and dumped his GF that CHEATED on him, how is that "dun' goofing"?[/QUOTE]
Read my post, I'm the one who goofed. What I meant to say is just don't go somewhere for too long op'er.
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[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;24300182]He avoided getting herpes and dumped his GF that CHEATED on him, how is that "dun' goofing"?[/QUOTE]
I dun goofed. F-ing judgement lapses, how do they work?
Damn.
Man, you were dun goof'd. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24299277]Oh my fucking god. [highlight]I DID NOT SAY I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX. SHE DID.[/highlight]
/caps[/QUOTE]
Yes, you did say that earlier in the thread.
You changed your story as things went along.
This whole thing still sounds ridiculously fake though.
She wouldn't fuck you for 6 months even though you were beggin' for it, then she goes out and screws 3 or 4 guys and then breaks into your house and is waiting for you ass-in-the-air with a butt plug tail on begging you to "yiff" her when you get home?
She's gotta be fat.
By saying he didn't have sex with her out of personal choice and that she told him she wasn't ready, I think he meant that he didn't break up with her because of it.
[QUOTE=analrapist;24301443]She's gotta be fat.[/QUOTE]
thes
I read the thread and I was all where the fuck are eddy tt and nintendo guy?
Ugh.
Just gonna stop by to say, I know a guy who claims he could hook me up with a furry chick.
I've considered the offer.
:smug:
OP don't you know? If you're not trying to get in the pants of every female you lay eyes on, you're simply not a man.
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