[QUOTE=Bobv2;24302272]OP don't you know? If you're not trying to get in the pants of every female you lay eyes on, you're simply not a man.[/QUOTE]
Yes, clearly his girlfriend of six months is every female he lays eyes on.
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[QUOTE=analrapist;24302535]Yes, clearly his girlfriend of six months is every female he lays eyes on.
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Troll.
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[QUOTE=bigbigzubra;24266441]A tail buttplug and fox ears are somewhat more degrading then a fursuit. You have a goddamn tail coming out of your ass.[/QUOTE]
I find that kind of arousing
[QUOTE=demonguard;24271991]prostate stimulation tail
wouldve probably felt amazing minus the herpes part[/QUOTE]
This
Now she'll tell all her furry friends and they're gonna
[b]YIFF YOU UP[/b]
You did the right thing
She was sleeping with other guys,and urgh,herpes
Jesus Christ, that's really creepy.
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That's really, [b]REALLY[/b] creepy.
This was the most horrible story I have ever read on Facepunch.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24279386]Do you mean this in a good or bad way :gonk:[/QUOTE]
This one's good. I just meant it as how GD always spurs up that one thread that's really funny/shitty/awkward every once in a while. But this was a quality thread.
[QUOTE=Whiterfire;24303176]I find that kind of arousing
This[/QUOTE]
Unless she already stuck it in that dolphin's "blowhole."
And I don't mean the one on his forehead.
I got boner.
Then read the part about the HIV's and sneaking into your house.
Axe murdered my boner.
That's kinda hot.
O.k I'll tone it down
JUST CUT OUT THE FUCKING TITS AND POST IT
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;24300182]He avoided getting herpes and dumped his GF that CHEATED on him, how is that "dun' goofing"?[/QUOTE]
He dun win'd
[QUOTE=xxsetshotxx;24305727]He dun win'd[/QUOTE]
Hello
If she just mentioned it and didn't bring it into sex, and if she didn't sleep with other men, it would be fine. But since she had the fox stuff and told you to "Yiff" her in real life, uhm. No.
I thought you called Cheaters. :v:
[QUOTE=henrietta;24305913]I thought you called Cheaters. :v:[/QUOTE]
That would have been an amazing episode :v:
If she didn't sleep around with a bunch of dudes and was still Herpes free I'd put on the buttplug tail and ears and "yiff" her. Unless shes a fat bitch I'd become a furry for a hot girl.
Furries give the best sex. Except for when they meow or howl at you.
If a girl meows or howls at me, I will pull out and possibly fall out the window.
It's even worse when they "paw" you and pretend to hiss. Then again, if the girl isn't a furry it can be kinda sexy.
This shit is fucked up :aaa:
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Also found out today - the tail she wanted me to wear was also a vibrating butt plug with the tail glued on the end. She wanted me to use it :barf:[/QUOTE]
When I read that my ass started clenching tightly, almost in fear :ohdear:
Wow. Up until the vibrating butt plug, slutting about, and herpes, I would've done her.
+Respect to you for doing the sensible thing and dropping that whore
[QUOTE=Bobv2;24302272]OP don't you know? If you're not trying to get in the pants of every female you lay eyes on, you're simply not a man.[/QUOTE]
no, by having basic restraint you've proven yourself smarter than the average hump-everything-that-moves ape.
Note: it is unlikely OP was the first to use that buttplug.
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[QUOTE=Insulator;24308904]Furries give the best sex. Except for when they meow or howl at you.[/QUOTE]
take a look at the photos in pounced.org
and say that again.
i dare you.
Pictures or it didn't happen. :downs:
Holy shit herpes? You dodged a bullet there.
Fuck the herpes, I would have yiff'd.
She just had the ears and a tail? I'd hit it.
[QUOTE=Fruitbasket;24313873]Fuck the herpes, I would have yiff'd.[/QUOTE]
she had the herp a derp
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