[QUOTE=KevinsLunchbox;24308867]If she didn't sleep around with a bunch of dudes and was still Herpes free I'd put on the buttplug tail and ears and "yiff" her. Unless shes a fat bitch I'd become a furry for a hot girl.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. Get some tail, huh?
What kind of crazy idea is it to give a vibrating buttplug to a straight man without knowing if he have the same disgusting fetishes?
If they guy knew about it, he'd know that they feel good, man.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24271391]Fucking hell. She apparently stole my spare house key the last time she was over before I left. She's been sneaking into my house constantly while I was away, and she still has the spare key.
I'm scared she's going to ram a butt plug tail in my ass while I'm sleeping now :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Dude I bet your sheets are covered in vagina herpes juice.
I read this thread as "I accidentally a furry". Needless to say I was disappointed.
[QUOTE=BagMinge101;24316633]Dude I bet your sheets are covered in vagina herpes juice.[/QUOTE]
Seriously, I would get new sheets due to all the dolphin on fox orgies that probably went on when you were gone.
Or at least ask her if that is what she did.
You dun yiffd up
no that doesent sound right, also she is probably "alpha" female furry who has a pack of male pets or something.
[QUOTE=TheForeigner;24317262]You dun yiffd up
no that doesent sound right, also she is probably "alpha" female furry who has a pack of male pets or something.[/QUOTE]
That actually kind of fits her personality...
I'm even more afraid now :ohdear:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24318045]That actually kind of fits her personality...
I'm even more afraid now :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
I would be too. :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24318045]That actually kind of fits her personality...
I'm even more afraid now :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Oh gawd, that just puts a horrible image in my head now.
If only he had pictures. It would be so funny.
OP, you are amazing.
Alternative title for those who say he still should have fucked her: "I accidentally didn't get herpes".
You are quite the hero. :cheers:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24318045]That actually kind of fits her personality...
I'm even more afraid now :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Furry gang-bang. :(
[QUOTE=Robot Jesus;24324062]Furry gang-bang. :([/QUOTE]
Just the thought of that makes me cringe.
i wouldnt have done it and im a furry. especially bcause of the dildo part
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;24323157]If only he had pictures. It would be so funny.[/QUOTE]
Who in their right mind would take pictures during that kind of situation? :geno:
It was me who gave her herpes.
[QUOTE=Sentinel Shadow;24327545]It was me who gave her herpes.[/QUOTE]
:ms:
I lol'd so hard..and quite surprised to know that this actually went to 16pages.lol
[QUOTE=Thomo;24327943]a porn director[/QUOTE]
I took some pictures....
[QUOTE=Nerdrage;24312035]no, by having basic restraint you've proven yourself smarter than the average hump-everything-that-moves ape.
Note: it is unlikely OP was the first to use that buttplug.
[editline]10:18PM[/editline]
take a look at the photos in pounced.org
and say that again.
i dare you.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://pounced.org/personals/images/b/b75c661d46d528311af6ca8e7cad67de.jpeg[/img]
i cringed
I think there's a larger, more daunting question that is begging to be answered.
Such as, how the FUCK can you date a girl for half of an year and not fuck her. Here's a little life lesson for you son. If you're together with a special lady friend for an elongated period of time, and you haven't touched her special lady parts... Somebody else is touching them for you.
[QUOTE=newbs;24328082]I think there's a larger, more daunting question that is begging to be answered.
Such as, how the FUCK can you date a girl for half of an year and not fuck her. Here's a little life lesson for you son. If you're together with a special lady friend for an elongated period of time, and you haven't touched her special lady parts... Somebody else is touching them for you.[/QUOTE]
Here's a question even larger and more daunting than yours.
Why the FUCK would you post without reading the thread? :downs:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24328105]Here's a question even larger and more daunting than yours.
Why the FUCK would you post without reading the thread? :downs:[/QUOTE]
Because it's 16 pages long and I have better things to do.
I just got two words for this thread and those are [B]Holy Shit[/B]. one hell of a story.
You should FedEx her a dog.
[QUOTE=newbs;24328127]Because it's 16 pages long and I have better things to do.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, like be an asshole?
[editline]09:17PM[/editline]
Just saying
[QUOTE=newbs;24328127]Because it's 16 pages long and I have better things to do.[/QUOTE]
Stop being a lazy fuck and skim the pages. It's what most people do if they don't want to make an ass of themselves before posting.
How about you stop being a dickmuffin and update your OP.
[QUOTE=newbs;24328443]How about you stop being a dickmuffin and update your OP.[/QUOTE]
How about you stop posting and learn to skim the pages of the thread before posting. There was an ENTIRE PAGE at one point dedicated to me trying to explain your question to some other ignorant fucks.
[QUOTE=newbs;24328443]How about you stop being a dickmuffin and update your OP.[/QUOTE]
He did update the OP stupid.
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