I accidentally dated a furry - General

So the fact that shes a furry doesnt mean anything... ok. More that shes a hoe.

[QUOTE=brandsmanato;24362070]Why is it that if a thread gets popular it will get every rating there is?[/QUOTE] HOLY FUCK I didn't even look at the ratings. I didn't even expect this thread to get past 2 pages. Now it's almost at 18 and I have over 400 funnies, along with every other rating. Damn Facepunch loves other peoples misfortune :geno:

So I was reading this for the second time to see if there's new content when suddenly [QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24266201]Now this is when the shit hit the industrial size size.[/QUOTE] whut

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;24266234]You handled that like a Pro. Most of FP would set her on fire.[/QUOTE] I know I would have. :awesomelon:

[QUOTE=Murkrow;24362895]whut[/QUOTE] [B]Very[/B] large fan :v:

Wonder if she got the Herp off the Dolphin or the Dog?

AHAHAHAH dude thats hilarious, lucky you didn't "yiff" her or else you'd have herpes. CAPTAIN OBVIOUS STRIKES AGAIN

[QUOTE=Linkage;24363383]Wonder if she got the Herp off the Dolphin or the Dog?[/QUOTE] Probably the rabbit. Rabbits are notorious for fucking everything that moves, including herpes ridden hookers. Yes she said she fucked a rabbit. This just gets more and more disturbing.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24296276] [editline]04:36PM[/editline] Good for you, I really don't think anyone cares what you think about my experience :frog:[/QUOTE] /thread

Best thread ever. OP over-reacted only a litte. But her sleeping around deserves a break up. And she sounds like a bat-shit insane furry. You made the right choice.

[QUOTE=Lucario;24353890]Furries are idiots. Be glad you have good friends OP, that chick got what she deserved, herpes.[/QUOTE] said the furry

[QUOTE=FreakyMe;24359018]I don't get it.. you dated a girl, and obviously liked her a lot. You find out she slept around [which logically would have angered anybody], but what really bothers you is that she is a little kinky? I know loads of non-furry/furry couples that are working out fine, and even in some cases the non furry participates a little. It is perfectly reasonable that you broke up with her - but had she not been cheating, it would have been really immature for you to freak out.[/QUOTE] You do realize she had herpes and a butt plug tail? [QUOTE=Sykosykes;24368940]Best thread ever. OP over-reacted only a litte. But her sleeping around deserves a break up. And she sounds like a bat-shit insane furry. You made the right choice.[/QUOTE] You forgot the herpes Am I the only one that remembers the fucking herpes?

Herpes are icky. I'm trying to forget them.

:ohdear:

Hah. It was a good call to kick her out. Proud of you, OP.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24365939]Yes she said she fucked a rabbit. This just gets more and more disturbing.[/QUOTE] I cannot believe you actually think that's true, or that you expect anyone here to think that's true. Have you ever owned a rabbit? Do you have any idea how small a rabbit's dick is? [editline]09:13PM[/editline] [QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24369339]You do realize she had herpes and a butt plug tail? You forgot the herpes Am I the only one that remembers the fucking herpes?[/QUOTE] OP didn't know she had herpes so it couldn't have factored into his decision.

[QUOTE=analrapist;24369935]I cannot believe you actually think that's true, or that you expect anyone here to think that's true. Have you ever owned a rabbit? Do you have any idea how small a rabbit's dick is? [editline]09:13PM[/editline] OP didn't know she had herpes so it couldn't have factored into his decision.[/QUOTE] Fucked a rabbit as in a furry whose fursona was a rabbit.

Oh, my bad. I thought she was straight up humping animals.

Good thing it wasn't me then, I would've just been excited to see that herpes-coated buttplug, with tail or not. Inb4 gaybows, try one. They're awesome, and although I'm gay even straight people do anal stimulation sometimes.

[QUOTE=analrapist;24370145]Oh, my bad. I thought she was straight up humping animals.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure I already explained that the "animals" she said she fucked were other furries, and not real animals, in the OP.

[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24329236]Yep, because who doesn't want to spread a deadly disease through out the population and potentially kill people :rolleyes:[/QUOTE] [b]Is Genital Herpes Deadly?[/b] Genital herpes is not deadly . But genital herpes is often physically painful and emotionally debilitating. People who have genital herpes may suffer from painful sores as well as feelings of shame, regret, isolation, and undesirability. [url]http://www.mamashealth.com/stds/gherpes.asp[/url]

What we learned from this thread: Some furries are bat-shit insane. Herpes is deadly. Make sure you hide spare keys, because someone can take them and look at furry porn on your computer while you're gone.

Wait, she did what on your comp?

I wouldn't be too concerned about the fact that she was a furry. But the buttplug is too far. But cheating, I might've just killed her if I were in your shoes. I wouldn't actually hurt her, but man I would've freaked.

[QUOTE=Sykosykes;24370400]Wait, she did what on your comp?[/QUOTE] I forgot what page I posted this, but while I was gone she used my computer to look up furry porn on some creepy furry porn website. I didn't know what it was, and I am forever scarred.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24370570]I forgot what page I posted this, but while I was gone she used my computer to look up furry porn on some creepy furry porn website. I didn't know what it was, and I am forever scarred.[/QUOTE] are you sure there were no dolphin on fox orgies in your bed. seriously who breaks into a house just to look at porn

[QUOTE=BagMinge101;24370634]are you sure there were no dolphin on fox orgies in your bed. seriously who breaks into a house just to look at porn[/QUOTE] She won't tell me the other things she did. When I asked, she just giggled and stopped talking. I'm kind of afraid :ohdear:

Dude. No joke. Burn anything with any stains on it.

[QUOTE=analrapist;24370192][b]Is Genital Herpes Deadly?[/b] Genital herpes is not deadly . But genital herpes is often physically painful and emotionally debilitating. People who have genital herpes may suffer from painful sores as well as feelings of shame, regret, isolation, and undesirability. [url]http://www.mamashealth.com/stds/gherpes.asp[/url][/QUOTE] WELP, my schools have lied to me. Your always there to counter me on points, aren't you? [editline]05:44PM[/editline] [QUOTE=analrapist;24369935]OP didn't know she had herpes so it couldn't have factored into his decision.[/QUOTE] You make damn good points to.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24370655]She won't tell me the other things she did. When I asked, she just giggled and stopped talking. I'm kind of afraid :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Ahem. [b][i]CALL THE GOD DAMN POLICE HOLY SHIT!!![/i][/b] Seriously.