I accidentally dated a furry

[BagMinge101]

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24370655]She won't tell me the other things she did.

When I asked, she just giggled and stopped talking.

I'm kind of afraid :ohdear:[/QUOTE]

boil your sheets

[Hollywood SN]

Oh yeah, and take her furry crap somehow and burn it with your bed outside, and get a new one.

Burn the blankets and pillows too.

[ProfessorAssHat]

[QUOTE=AaronM202;24370752]Ahem.

[b][i]CALL THE GOD DAMN POLICE HOLY SHIT!!![/i][/b]

Seriously.[/QUOTE]

This. :geno:

[Hollywood SN]

Oh, and wash [i]EVERYTHING[/i] in some sort of burning acid.

[peel]

Wait, let me get this straight. You think herpes is a [B][I]turn-off?[/I][/B] :raise:

[Hollywood SN]

Everyone breakin mah automerge.

[Chex]

[QUOTE=AaronM202;24370752]Ahem.

[b][i]CALL THE GOD DAMN POLICE HOLY SHIT!!![/i][/b]

Seriously.[/QUOTE]

She knows if she did anything [I]really[/I] bad and I found out about it, I would be calling the police. I knew her for a while, and we dated for 6 months, I know enough about her to know that she wouldn't do anything that would send her to jail, especially because she knows I won't hesitate calling the popo on her ass, or anyone elses ass.

[editline]05:51PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=peel;24370828]Wait, let me get this straight. You think herpes is a [B][I]turn-off?[/I][/B] :raise:[/QUOTE]

For the last fucking time

[B]I HAD NO IDEA SHE HAD HERPES[/B]

[Hollywood SN]

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24370834]She knows if she did anything [I]really[/I] bad and I found out about it, I would be calling the police. I knew her for a while, and we dated for 6 months, I know enough about her to know that she wouldn't do anything that would send her to jail, especially because she knows I won't hesitate calling the popo on her ass, or anyone elses ass.[/QUOTE]

[b][i]CALL THE POLICE, SHE'S BREAKNG INTO YOUR HOUSE[/i][/b]

I mean, come on man, call them.

[analrapist]

ugh posted in wrong thread delete

[ProfessorAssHat]

[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24369339]

You forgot the herpes

Am I the only one that remembers the fucking herpes?[/QUOTE]

[img]http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/thumb/5/5d/Nope.png/250px-Nope.png[/img]

NOPE. :smug:

[BagMinge101]

seriously you can be putting yourself at risk for infection if there are any bodily fluids on your sheets from their orgies.

[Chex]

[QUOTE=AaronM202;24370860][b][i]CALL THE POLICE, SHE'S BREAKNG INTO YOUR HOUSE[/i][/b]

I mean, come on man, call them.[/QUOTE]

Technically, considering she isn't doing it anymore due to the fact that she gave back my spare key, she isn't breaking into my house.

Also, we were dating when she took the key and went into my house while I was gone, so...if she wasn't sleeping with a bunch of men, I wouldn't have broken up with her, nor would I have cared that she was in my house while I was gone.

[Hollywood SN]

I'll say it one more time...

[b][i]CALL THE FRICKING POLICE[/i][/b]

[Chex]

[QUOTE=AaronM202;24370927]I'll say it one more time...

[b][i]CALL THE FRICKING POLICE[/i][/b][/QUOTE]

[B]NO. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO ABOUT MY SITUATION[/B]

/caps

[BagMinge101]

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24370894]Technically, considering she isn't doing it anymore due to the fact that she gave back my spare key, she isn't breaking into my house.

Also, we were dating when she took the key and went into my house while I was gone, so...if she wasn't sleeping with a bunch of men, I wouldn't have broken up with her, nor would I have cared that she was in my house while I was gone.[/QUOTE]

Tell her your have a right to know if she did anything funny in your house with the guys she slept with because it could be a health hazard.

or just really icky

dolphin herpes juice

[Hollywood SN]

Well, atleast do what i said and burn your bed/pillows/blankets/desk with her furry stuff so you wont get an infection or something.

But really, im sure what she was doing pretty much broke atleast 3 oir 4 laws.

[PyroCF]

Buy an incinerator.

[Hollywood SN]

[QUOTE=PyroCF;24371062]Buy an incinerator.[/QUOTE]

Flamethrower.

[Chex]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujYjLhjqqE0[/media]

I think she sent a demonic squirrel minion to try and steal my soul :byodood:

Yes, that's a fucking squirrel making that noise (ignore the camera phone video :v:)

[Anastatius]

Just burn everything and get all new stuff. It's the only way

[MBAfortytwo]

Quality hilarity.

Edit: I agree with post under. Changing locks could save you from un-intended problems.

Ninja'd.

[macdoo999]

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24370894]Technically, considering she isn't doing it anymore due to the fact that she gave back my spare key, she isn't breaking into my house.[/QUOTE]

what if she cut another key? she could be in your house right now, right behind you...:gonk:

but really, you should change your locks.

[tehfrog]

442 funnies in 4 days. 110 funnies a day. wow

[Krilliad]

[QUOTE=macdoo999;24386632]what if she cut another key? she could be in your house right now, right behind you...:gonk:

but really, you should change your locks.[/QUOTE]

Agreed, that shit can come back and bite you...

[Lemonator]

Go to OP's youtube channel
See RayWilliamJohnson under subscriptions

Why

[counterpo0]

[QUOTE=Lemonator;24399560]Go to OP's youtube channel
See RayWilliamJohnson under subscriptions

Why[/QUOTE]

Fake n gay!

[MrAfroShark70]

-snip-

[Chex]

[QUOTE=Lemonator;24399560]Go to OP's youtube channel
See RayWilliamJohnson under subscriptions

Why[/QUOTE]

I'm not on the internet as much as I should be. I subscribed because he reviews viral videos and I don't usually catch wind of them until they're old, so he keeps me up to date with the internet.

Is that...bad?

[editline]02:13AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=tehfrog;24398808]442 funnies in 4 days. 110 funnies a day. wow[/QUOTE]

451. Holy fuck Facepunch apparently finds me misfortune hilarious.

[bowl of chance]

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24266547]Oh fuck I just got on Facebook and she sent me a message a few days ago.

She has herpes :v:

I guess I made a good move letting the furry thing turn me off :geno:[/QUOTE]

I would disinfect you're house if she's been breaking into it. You never know what she's been doing with her "infected area"...

Hey, she sounds pretty crazy and I'd be concerned if a disgruntaled (sp) furry girl infected with herpes broke into my house when I wasn't there.

[Insulator]

I just found out that my coworker is a furry. I work at a restaurant and we all wear black, and when she got off work, she took off her black uniform to reveal a tank-top with the most furry shit I've seen in one place. Good lord it was almost like witnessing a mini furry convention on her shirt.

At least she's hot.