Gone are the days the "making love" to someone actually required love.
now it's all a matter of "yeah man i totaly stuck my meat in that chick :smug:" and a mixture of hormones, the very same ones that control primates.
i don't see how fucking that herpes-bag would have earned respect.
for example, if one of my friends went up to me and said "yeah man i totally banged a chick last night" i'd say "yeah man good for you"
now if he said "she also made me wear a buttplug and practiced on two other dudes dressed as dolphins beforehand" i'd be more repulsed than impressed.
Fuck :gonk: Apparently someone I know posts here on Facepunch, and read this thread, and realized that it was me that posted it, and told my ex.
This isn't going to end well :ohdear:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24417983]Fuck :gonk: Apparently someone I know posts here on Facepunch, and read this thread, and realized that it was me that posted it, and told my ex.
This isn't going to end well :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
oh wow that sucks
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24417983]Fuck :gonk: Apparently someone I know posts here on Facepunch, and read this thread, and realized that it was me that posted it, and told my ex.
This isn't going to end well :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
better start arranging a funeral.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24417983]Fuck :gonk: Apparently someone I know posts here on Facepunch, and read this thread, and realized that it was me that posted it, and told my ex.
This isn't going to end well :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
It's time to go fox hunting lads!
[img]http://flockbuilding.com/blog/uploaded/fox-hunting-pic-pa-161062217.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24417983]Fuck :gonk: Apparently someone I know posts here on Facepunch, and read this thread, and realized that it was me that posted it, and told my ex.
This isn't going to end well :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Change your locks, get the authorities on speed dial and rehearse saying your address and the charges of breaking and entering quickly.
[editline]ohdear[/editline]
Some non-lethal protection wouldn't hurt either. Pepper spray, mace, etc.
Just in case whoever told her is still reading.
Fuck you :kratos:
Oh, easy solution.
[b]Get a Pistol, and if she breaks in to try and kill you, shoot her for breaking and entering, problem 75% solved, unless its a headshot[/b]
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24418437]Just in case whoever told her is still reading.
Fuck you :kratos:[/QUOTE]
Was it the dolphin? :v:
[QUOTE=l33tkill;24418491]was it the dolphin? :v:[/QUOTE]
I don't know. It's someone who posts here. Or it could be just someone who lurks. All I know is it's someone who knows both of us and views Facepunch, because she ended up sending me a link to this thread :tinfoil:
Seriously.
[QUOTE=AaronM202;24418516]Oh, and why have you not called the police still?
Seriously, do it, now, [b]NOW[/b], re-read everything here and you'll know why.[/QUOTE]
I'm moving soon anyway, I don't really care considering she STILL KNOWS that I'll call the cops on her if she tries anything.
She's actually smart, believe it or not. She'll probably just bitch me out and fuck with me for a while. Maybe. I'm not really sure because now she's read everything that's been posted most likely...maybe she'll pity me? :ohdear:
Expose her secret to everyone.
Just purely for a laugh of course.
[QUOTE=PyroCF;24418642]Expose her secret to everyone.
Just purely for a laugh of course.[/QUOTE]
this
[QUOTE=PyroCF;24418642]Expose her secret to everyone.
Just purely for a laugh of course.[/QUOTE]
I already stated early in the thread that I'm not a dick :colbert:
She obviously is though.
Nothing wrong with that, at all. All of it sounds kinda hot :3
[QUOTE=Dreel;24418833]Nothing wrong with that, at all. All of it sounds kinda hot :3[/QUOTE]
Herpes, banging several other guys and breaking into his home while he was away all sound hot to you?
change your fucking locks right now, get a security system, she's gonna go on a furry rampage, and you don't want to be in her way.
Uh, someone might have found your facebook and told her by it?
I find it really weird someone you know browses facepunch and you don't know.
[QUOTE=oO0Virus0Oo;24419015]Uh, someone might have found your facebook and told her by it?
I find it really weird someone you know browses facepunch and you don't know.[/QUOTE]
How is that weird? I'm sure plenty of people browse facepunch without posting. I use to for about a year before making an account.
[QUOTE=PyroCF;24418642]Expose her secret to everyone.
Just purely for a laugh of course.[/QUOTE]
This x2
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24417983]Fuck :gonk: Apparently someone I know posts here on Facepunch, and read this thread, and realized that it was me that posted it, and told my ex.
This isn't going to end well :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Wait, why are you scared? SHE is the one who cheated on you. You didn't do anything wrong. She should feel ashamed. If her friend thought you were wrong for posting this, the friend is a complete moron. I hope he/she is reading this.
[QUOTE=Funky Pickle;24419644]Wait, why are you scared? SHE is the one who cheated on you. You didn't do anything wrong. She should feel ashamed. If her friend thought you were wrong for posting this, the friend is a complete moron. I hope he/she is reading this.[/QUOTE]
It's because I fear her furry wrath. She may take offense to the thread :v:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24420564]It's because I fear her furry wrath. She may take offense to the thread :v:[/QUOTE]
She's a furry. She can't do anything she wants without a HUGE penalty in the form of fines or jail time. Same with any other person on the face of this earth.
You seriously need to get a restraining order.
Btw, does she have an account? She could be anywhere! :ninja:
lol tot the op's friend:
i have nothing to say
[QUOTE=Echo225;24424876]You seriously need to get a restraining order.
Btw, does she have an account? She could be anywhere! :ninja:[/QUOTE]
I really fucking hope she doesn't have an account, and I also hope she doesn't MAKE one.
Though, after saying that, I'm sure someone will make an account and try to pretend to be her now. I'm pretty sure she isn't going to make an account because she's bitching at me enough outside of the internet :geno:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24425279]I really fucking hope she doesn't have an account, and I also hope she doesn't MAKE one.
Though, after saying that, I'm sure someone will make an account and try to pretend to be her now. I'm pretty sure she isn't going to make an account because she's bitching at me enough outside of the internet :geno:[/QUOTE]
I'll be her for now...
*clears throat*
YIFF ME!
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24266219]And you didn't do it? What the fuck is wrong with you?[/QUOTE]
herpies
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