• I accidentally dated a furry
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[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;24266234]You handled that like a Pro. Most of FP would set her on fire.[/QUOTE] i found out what fp means fp 2 up, 6 down buy fp mugs, tshirts and magnets Floppy Penis
[QUOTE=Crausidia;24435256]i found out what fp means fp 2 up, 6 down buy fp mugs, tshirts and magnets Floppy Penis[/QUOTE] mk...
[QUOTE=Crausidia;24435256]i found out what fp means fp 2 up, 6 down buy fp mugs, tshirts and magnets Floppy Penis[/QUOTE] I'm not sure I understand any of this post. At all.
[QUOTE=Crausidia;24435256]i found out what fp means fp 2 up, 6 down buy fp mugs, tshirts and magnets Floppy Penis[/QUOTE] Apparently you made a couple other posts like this. Spambot?
Now when she knows, you can post her photos :v: .
[QUOTE=Lance99;24442181]Now when she knows, you can post her photos :v: .[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's a great idea, I'll piss her off even more! :colbert:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24442222]Yeah, that's a great idea, I'll piss her off even more! :colbert:[/QUOTE] Why not? If she does anything you can call the cops.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24442222]Yeah, that's a great idea, I'll piss her off even more! :colbert:[/QUOTE] I wasn't talking seriously. Maybe a bit. But if she's smart as you say, she should be able to read that you haven't given out her photo/name, so she doesn't have to get her dolphins and tigers rape you.
Blackmail her. You'll post her pictures if she doesn't leave you alone!
[QUOTE=Spawndex;24266229]Fuck, what? I hate furries but god I'd be one just for that night and then never mention it again, you should've done-diddly-un-done-yiffed. diddly.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.shadowlordinc.com/media/S/Simpsons/1-230-Ned_Flanders_into_Werewolf.jpg[/img]
"Your rival bursts through the bedroom door and shouts "IN THAT CASE, I'LL CHOOSE SQUIRTLE"" XD Priceless
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;24443263]Oh my lord. I found a /vp/ thread just like this. Just with pokemon (I have to post this) [img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/724cd6epicchan.png[/img][/QUOTE] Holy shit that's amazing. I don't go on 4chan often but the fact that it's so similar to what happened to me is hilarious :v:
[QUOTE=eggman249;24443405] XD Priceless[/QUOTE] :frog:
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;24443636]if i get a title for that 4chan thread I would want it to be: "IN THAT CASE, I'LL CHOOSE SQUIRTLE" I'm glad my girlfriend let me go on her phone once, no furries whatsoever. (She's had 7 boyfriends before, I should change my name to Scott Pilgrim)[/QUOTE] Why would you get a title for that :frog:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24266201] [highlight]And for the ignorant morons who think I wouldn't fuck her because she was a furry, that's not it. I wouldn't fuck her because she slept with [I]several[/I] other men while I was away[/highlight][/QUOTE] Sure it wasn't because she broke into your house?
[QUOTE=gk99;24444603]Sure it wasn't because she broke into your house?[/QUOTE] This was before I knew she was going into my house :downs:
Or because of the vibrating butt plug?
You're lucky that you got home pissed at her really. Seems like the fact you knew she was screwin' other guys and were planning on talking to her about it when that happened is what kept you from taking the moment. Otherwise you might be like Harkin right now. " Secrets are like herpes, if you got 'em, you might as well spread it around..." =3.
[QUOTE=spartan-9081;24448393]Secrets are like herpes, if you got 'em, you might as well spread it around..." =3.[/QUOTE] Well, that's not totally true. If someone gives someone else the herp-de-derp, the other person won't be a happy camper.
[QUOTE=spartan-9081;24448393]You're lucky that you got home pissed at her really. Seems like the fact you knew she was screwin' other guys and were planning on talking to her about it when that happened is what kept you from taking the moment. Otherwise you might be like Harkin right now. " Secrets are like herpes, if you got 'em, you might as well spread it around..." =3.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure most people wouldn't willingly spread herpes around unless they had no conscious what-so-ever.
Did OP ever post a pic of her, or what? This story sucks without pictures. [img]http://puppetgallery.com/gallery/2598_fox.jpg[/img] Is this her?
[QUOTE=analrapist;24471780]Did OP ever post a pic of her, or what? This story sucks without pictures. [img_thumb]http://puppetgallery.com/gallery/2598_fox.jpg[/img_thumb] Is this her?[/QUOTE] He already said that he didn't want to embarrass her or have you guys harass her since she was already sorry for what she had done. Not everyone is an asshole.
>he didn't want to embarrass her >he made this huge thread about how she has herpes and is disgusting :downs:
[QUOTE=analrapist;24472659]>he didn't want to embarrass her >he made this huge thread about how she has herpes and is disgusting :downs:[/QUOTE] Actually he didn't know she had herpes when he made the thread.
[QUOTE=eggman249;24472689]Actually he didn't know she had herpes when he made the thread.[/QUOTE] Point being? It would be one thing if he mentioned it, and then felt bad and took it away later. But he actually ADDED it later. So now anyone who knows him IRL knows that his ex has herpes.
[QUOTE=analrapist;24473085]Point being? It would be one thing if he mentioned it, and then felt bad and took it away later. But he actually ADDED it later. So now anyone who knows him IRL knows that his ex has herpes.[/QUOTE] I don't want to add fuel to the fire. Also only one person knows about this besides her and me, so obviously it doesn't matter much unless like, everyone who knows her visits FP and reads this thread :downs:
[QUOTE=analrapist;24472659]>he didn't want to embarrass her >he made this huge thread about how she has herpes and is disgusting :downs:[/QUOTE] He didn't mention any names! Just what the person did. [editline]06:10PM[/editline] Most of the time you're right but you're dead wrong on this one.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24473320]I don't want to add fuel to the fire. Also only one person knows about this besides her and me, so obviously it doesn't matter much unless like, everyone who knows her visits FP and reads this thread :downs:[/QUOTE] Ok. I have friends on FP who know who I am IRL. Guess I assumed everyone did. Must be lonely if you don't.
[QUOTE=analrapist;24474024]Ok. I have friends on FP who know who I am IRL. Guess I assumed everyone did. Must be lonely if you don't.[/QUOTE] I don't personally know anyone on Facepunch, nor does anyone know who I am in real life. Most of my friends aren't really even gamers anyway.
It was ok until you said that the tail was a dildo.
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