I accidentally dated a furry - General

To be honest I found it a bit hot.. Not the std and sleeping around and buttplug shit. Hey, when its sex you just gotta try new stuff once in a while. But the whole sleeping around thing would be more of a problem rather than the furry thing.

[QUOTE=Hazard Fox;24507655]To be honest I found it a bit hot.. Not the std and sleeping around and buttplug shit. Hey, when its sex you just gotta try new stuff once in a while. But the whole sleeping around thing would be more of a problem rather than the furry thing.[/QUOTE] Which, as stated several times, was why I was pissed off. Also I think your post has been said at least 3 separate times in this thread. [editline]01:38AM[/editline] [img]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/607/funniesftl.png[/img] You guys are assholes :v:

fucking furry freaks man i feel sorry for you man

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24507792][img]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/607/funniesftl.png[/img] You guys are assholes :v:[/QUOTE] Your on Facepunch, what did you expect?

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24507792]Which, as stated several times, was why I was pissed off. Also I think your post has been said at least 3 separate times in this thread. [editline]01:38AM[/editline] [img]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/607/funniesftl.png[/img] You guys are assholes :v:[/QUOTE] Well mate... that's a real shit way to end a relationship. I mean, to find out that your girlfriend was sleeping around with other men and on top of that found out later she has herpes. That's like standing on a sidewalk in heavy rain, only for a car to drive into a puddle and splash water into your face. Only it's not water, it's backed up sewage waste. I'm fine with the whole "She's a furry" thing. I probably would've avoided putting on anything she offered me and ask her to just ignore her little "turn-ons" for the meantime. I also agree with the fact that you are protecting her from the internet. She already has enough shit to deal with; she doesn't need 4chan and us knocking on her door or ruining her internet life (sure she does that well enough on her own).

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24482329]That's not a bad thing. Vibrating butt plug tails and cheating are bad things. [/QUOTE] :pervert:

[QUOTE=NOD Engineer;24496425]god damn you put nsfw tags on that shit[/QUOTE] It's a link to a FOOT FETISH FORUM. What did you expect to find there? And I don't know anything about it I just Googled "foot fetish convention" and that popped up.

Why won't this thread die? Yes I'm bumping it by posting this, and it's going to get bumbed again if someone answers me. But everyone's read it already, let it get buried.

[QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;24524500]Why won't this thread die? Yes I'm bumping it by posting this, and it's going to get bumbed again if someone answers me. But everyone's read it already, let it get buried.[/QUOTE] New things are unfolding though.

[QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;24524500]Why won't this thread die? Yes I'm bumping it by posting this, and it's going to get bumbed again if someone answers me. But everyone's read it already, let it get buried.[/QUOTE] I'm blown away that this got 21 pages. I was expecting like...maybe half a page. Apparently FP is just full of surprises.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24526619]I'm blown away that this got 21 pages. I was expecting like...maybe half a page. Apparently FP is just full of surprises.[/QUOTE] You put "furry" in the thread title. The popularity of the thread increases 100 fold even though facepunch claims to hate them.

[QUOTE=Mystery Penguin;24527006]You put "furry" in the thread title. The popularity of the thread increases 100 fold even though facepunch claims to hate them.[/QUOTE] As the thread continued to grow though, I still didn't expect it to get over 5 or so pages. The only threads I see that go over like, 15 pages, are megathreads and news threads.

Guys, she got fucking HERPES. If he had sex with her he would have gotten it. That's some serious shit right there.

[QUOTE=Luuper;24482584]No, I mean, full fox suit [img]http://furducers.com/fursuits/token.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] :wtc:

[QUOTE=MBAfortytwo;24530345]:wtc:[/QUOTE] You are blissfully unaware of the whole furry trend. Keep it this way. Never look up anything more about it. At all.

Karma strikes again. She's whining about how her furry porn site got permanently taken down :v:

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24530958]Karma strikes again. She's whining about how her furry porn site got permanently taken down :v:[/QUOTE] I say it's less a matter of Karma and more a matter of Justice

[QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;24530820]You are blissfully unaware of the whole furry trend. Keep it this way. Never look up anything more about it. At all.[/QUOTE] I hear they're kinda... wierdish. Most of them instead of using normal base grammar rules, they make the best of being a grammar nazi. "OMFG DIZ IS SO KEWL YOU GOT SEE IT11!!!!". That gives me a headache just reading that. [editline]08:29PM[/editline] [QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;24531053]I say it's less a matter of Karma and more a matter of Justice[/QUOTE] Ain't that the truth? :unsmith:

[QUOTE=Lucario;24353890]Furries are idiots. Be glad you have good friends OP, that chick got what she deserved, herpes.[/QUOTE] I swear I've seen you on YouTube somewhere, even that avatar. Also, back on topic, you were right in dumping her. Sluts are so yesteryear. edit: also to clarify the person who I've seen before is Lucario

[QUOTE=MBAfortytwo;24531337]I hear they're kinda... wierdish. Instead of using normal base grammar rules, they make the best of being a grammar nazi. "OMFG DIZ IS SO KEWL YOU GOT SEE IT11!!!!". That gives me a headache just reading that.[/QUOTE] I'm a furry, your argument is invalid.

[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;24531957]I'm a furry, your argument is invalid.[/QUOTE] I said most furries. Edit: You flaunted the obvious fact you're a furry/furfag.

[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;24531957]I'm a furry, your argument is invalid.[/QUOTE] I make his argument even more invalid.

Well you cant invalidate my statement. All furries like animal sex, seeing as humans dont grow hair or look like wolves, dogs, bears, birds, etc that would make them non human. You like sexing animals.

[QUOTE=devon_wargod;24531975]I make his argument even more invalid.[/QUOTE] :bahgawd: [editline]08:59PM[/editline] [QUOTE=superdinoman;24532000]Well you cant invalidate my statement. You like sexing animals.[/QUOTE] A statement we can all agree on furries. :ohdear:

[QUOTE=superdinoman;24532000]Well you cant invalidate my statement. All furries like animal sex, seeing as humans dont grow hair or look like wolves, dogs, bears, birds, etc that would make them non human. You like sexing animals.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure I don't go around having sex with every pet near my house.

[QUOTE=MBAfortytwo;24531969]I said most furries.[/QUOTE] No you didn't.

[QUOTE=superdinoman;24532000][B]All furries like animal sex[/b] - That's a lie. I have a friend who's a furry, but not in a sexual way, he just likes the art. [B]Seeing as humans dont grow hair or look like wolves, dogs, bears, birds, etc that would make them non human.[/B] - I've seen some pretty hairy people that could be mistaken for a bear at times :v:[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=superdinoman;24532000]Well you cant invalidate my statement. All furries like animal sex, seeing as humans dont grow hair or look like wolves, dogs, bears, birds, etc that would make them non human. You like sexing animals.[/QUOTE] Anthropomorphism =/= bestiality.

[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;24532036]No you didn't.[/QUOTE] You didn't check. :hurr:

[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;24532065]Anthropomorphism =/= bestiality.[/QUOTE] Are they human? No That would make them a different species. Having sex with a different species is bestiality bro, stop trying to justify your sick twisted sexual fetishes. You like having sex with non humans.