[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24267690]Neither? I'm sorry I don't shove my dick into anything with a hole like some people.[/QUOTE]
why not.
6 months
[QUOTE=sp00ks;24269101]why not.
6 months[/QUOTE]
I'm not religious, nor am I afraid of sex or anything, it's just a personal choice. I'm personally not a very sexual person, so it doesn't bother me. She also claimed she wasn't ready, but that was obviously a lie :v:
furrys am gives me the hardie.
I would've screwed her (implying if she wouldn't have herpes), but if I really had to wear these things myself...
So wait let me get this straight. Facepunch works like this:
Furries: DIE IN A FIRE. OH GOD. IT'S HORRIBLE.
Furry whore with STD: Should've hit that.
?
Man, you dodged a bullet with the herpes.
[QUOTE=Panda X;24269230]So wait let me get this straight. Facepunch works like this:
Furries: DIE IN A FIRE. OH GOD. IT'S HORRIBLE.
Furry whore with STD: Should've hit that.
?[/QUOTE]
Pretty much.
Then again I think the BAD READING rating describes FacePunch pretty well too :v:
So she's got the herply werplies? Tell her bengay is a quick fix.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;24269424]One, the STD thing was mentioned in a later edit. Two, yes. Yes indeed.[/QUOTE]
There were a few post stating he should have had sex with her even after he posted it.
[QUOTE=Panda X;24269230]So wait let me get this straight. Facepunch works like this:
Furries: DIE IN A FIRE. OH GOD. IT'S HORRIBLE.
Furry whore with STD: Should've hit that.
?[/QUOTE]
Ah but she wasn't in a fursuit, but just fox ears and a tail.
That is acceptable by FP's standards it seems :eng101:
I would have tapped that, but before hand, asked her "Can we talk about this afterwards?"
God damn it She has Herpes Read the OP reatards
I would have been fine with it up to the point I found out she had herpes and the cheating thing, otherwise I think I could get past the furry thing.
The title made me think of the TF2 Spy :geno:.
As a fellow dude with standards, I can see why he got pissed. I mean, first off, she cheated on him. MORE THAN ONCE.
Second off, she broke into his house. If they had been in a relationship a bit longer than six months? Probably not that big a deal. But the biggest thing is that she didn't tell him she was a furry, dates him for six months, and then goes out and fucks a bunch of other furries, AND THEN HAS THE AUDACITY TO ASK HIM TO WEAR A BUTTPLUG! I mean, if she hadn't cheated on him, wore the outfit, and didn't ask him to wear it? OP would be a happily sex'd up individual right about now.
Besides, now she has the herp-derp! I think karma's had it's say, gentlemen.
P.S., I would have totally been cool with her wearing the tail if it was the kind that wasn't a buttplug, but wrapped around her waist like one of those hot pearl waist thingies :v:
To be honest I don't know what i would Do in that Situation. I wouldn't have the heart to yell and kick her out, But I would never Sleep with her in that style.
Sure most of my friends are Furry's, but if she did know me then she would already know that I'm not into that Sort of thing...
But It could've turned out alot worse, the Diseased private area was one of course, but at least She wasn't the type to "force" it on you...
Showed a friend on steam this thread, this was his reaction.
him: as much as i am not into furry shit, if she was hot, i'd try it
a few seconds pass
him: LOL SHE HAS HERPES
him: fuck that
[QUOTE=ewitwins;24269801] AND THEN HAS THE AUDACITY TO ASK HIM TO WEAR A BUTTPLUG![/QUOTE]
:tinfoil:
nobody said it was a buttplug
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;24266415]Should have fucked her OP
[/QUOTE]
This.
Also, pictures of her?:pervert:
[QUOTE=w0lfeh;24269997]This.
Also, pictures of her?:pervert:[/QUOTE]
She has [I][B][highlight]HERPES[/highlight][/B][/I]
[QUOTE=w0lfeh;24269997]This.
Also, pictures of her?:pervert:[/QUOTE]
I already said I wasn't posting pictures of her because that's almost always a horrible idea on Facepunch :colbert:
Oh, Facepunch. You confuse me sometimes.
Rated Polite/Nice/Friendly. I'm sorry to hear that man.
tl;rh
Sounds pretty fucked up
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24270032]I already said I wasn't posting pictures of her because that's almost always a horrible idea on Facepunch :colbert:[/QUOTE]
Block out the face?
[QUOTE=w0lfeh;24269997]This.
Also, pictures of her?:pervert:[/QUOTE]
I made my post before he told us she had herpes :saddowns:
If the OP didn't have a Scott Pilgrim related avatar, then I'd hate him for making yet another furry thread on FP.
But yeah, it sucks that she was a cheating whore.
On the plus side, you didn't get an STD!
Oh god. Update.
The tail [I]was[/I] a butt plug.
I'm talking with her over Facebook, and I brought up the tail, and it [I]was[/I] an ass dildo. She bought two vibrating butt plugs and glued them to the tails. That's why it felt heavy when I picked it up to give it back to her :gonk:
That also means...she was wearing one the entire time she was there :barf:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24270189]Oh god. Update.
The tail [I]was[/I] a butt plug.
I'm talking with her over Facebook, and I brought up the tail, and it [I]was[/I] an ass dildo. She bought two vibrating butt plugs and glued them to the tails. That's why it felt heavy when I picked it up to give it back to her :gonk:
That also means...she was wearing one the entire time she was there :barf:[/QUOTE]
The fact she was wearing one actually sounds kind of hot
though I feel bad for you dude, she offered you an ass dildo :barf:
Weeeeeeird.
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