[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24270189]Oh god. Update.
The tail [I]was[/I] a butt plug.
I'm talking with her over Facebook, and I brought up the tail, and it [I]was[/I] an ass dildo. She bought two vibrating butt plugs and glued them to the tails. That's why it felt heavy when I picked it up to give it back to her :gonk:
That also means...she was wearing one the entire time she was there :barf:[/QUOTE]
I bet you're feeling better and better that you didn't have sexual intercourse with her now.
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[quote=superhoboman;24270189]oh god. Update.
The tail [I]was[/I] a butt plug.
I'm talking with her over facebook, and i brought up the tail, and it [I]was[/I] an ass dildo. She bought two vibrating butt plugs and glued them to the tails. That's why it felt heavy when i picked it up to give it back to her :gonk:
That also means...she was wearing one the entire time she was there :barf:[/quote]
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[editline]07:34PM[/editline]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[QUOTE=Mystery Penguin;24270238]I bet you're feeling better and better that you didn't have sexual intercourse with her now.[/QUOTE]
I'm also becoming more and more afraid of her the more I learn :geno:
Kill her then. It's the humane thing to do.
You didn't touch the plug itself did you?
[QUOTE=slinkman;24270311]You didn't touch the plug itself did you?[/QUOTE]
I didn't. I grabbed the tail part and tossed it to her. I knew something was off because it felt like there was a weight at the end of it :geno:
woof woof
-snip-
-me being retarded-
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24266201]and I think she barked at me when she left :geno:
[/QUOTE]
I'm still laughing at this though
[QUOTE=RedRibbonMurderer;24270530]The fuck is wrong with you.
You let your anger blindly get in the way of some hot action.
The fuck man.[/QUOTE]
rated bad reading
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24270189]Oh god. Update.
The tail [I]was[/I] a butt plug.
I'm talking with her over Facebook, and I brought up the tail, and it [I]was[/I] an ass dildo. She bought two vibrating butt plugs and glued them to the tails. That's why it felt heavy when I picked it up to give it back to her :gonk:
That also means...she was wearing one the entire time she was there :barf:[/QUOTE]
oh god fuck ass bitch shit HOLY FUCKING JESUS
[QUOTE=Ownederd;24270552]rated bad reading[/QUOTE]
Should have kept the updates to the original post, got me confused.
[QUOTE=w0lfeh;24270535]I'm still laughing at this though[/QUOTE]
The dolphin bit is what got me.
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;24267560]Then get herpes.[/QUOTE]
There was nothing about herpes when I was posting, also condoms are useful.
Pretty lucky for OP that he haven't fucked her earlier too. She might have caught some else before that incident.
-snip-
Can't promise I'd to the same in that situation, however if thinking reasonably I would.
The whole thing is hot up to the point about herpes and cheating and shit.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24270189]Oh god. Update.
The tail [I]was[/I] a butt plug.
I'm talking with her over Facebook, and I brought up the tail, and it [I]was[/I] an ass dildo. She bought two vibrating butt plugs and glued them to the tails. That's why it felt heavy when I picked it up to give it back to her :gonk:
That also means...she was wearing one the entire time she was there :barf:[/QUOTE]
I fucking TOLD YOU GUYS! HA! :v:
i just hope she doesn't use her animalistic instincts to stalk you
you're her pack's prey now.
her and her dolphin buddies are gonna break into your house and they're gonna [I][B]yiff the shit out of you[/B][/I]
I'm glad you didn't have sex with her man.
I would've hit that if she didn't offer me the but plug :barf:
I mean like,fucking a girl in stockings,that fucking hot dude
<-- guy with lingerie/stockings fetish
[QUOTE=ewitwins;24270797]I fucking TOLD YOU GUYS! HA! :v:[/QUOTE]
Actually
[QUOTE=bigbigzubra;24266339]I wonder if the fox tail she wanted OP to wear was also a buttplug. That might explain something.[/QUOTE]
He did :v:
Aww, goddamnit. Why'd you give it back though, I would've burned that shit
Also, Athrunx, totally agree with you about lingerie and stockings :v:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24270838]Actually
He did :v:[/QUOTE]
In all seriousness though, if the girl is crazy enough to break into your house, and offer you a vibrating buttplug with a fake tail on it, she's probably crazy enough to stalk you.
Watch your back op.
[QUOTE=XxAthrunxX;24270815]
<-- guy with lingerie/stockings fetish[/QUOTE]
Not to be a grammarnazi, but, you mean you like guys with lingerie? :mmmsmug:
[QUOTE=Vinze;24271070]Not to be a grammarnazi, but, you mean you like guys with lingerie? :mmmsmug:[/QUOTE]
I'm bisexual :v:
[editline]08:06PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=ewitwins;24270882]Aww, goddamnit. Why'd you give it back though, I would've burned that shit
Also, Athrunx, totally agree with you about lingerie and stockings :v:[/QUOTE]
:woop:
[QUOTE=XxAthrunxX;24271089]I'm bisexual :v:[/QUOTE]
Gee... Way to burst my bubble... :sigh:
I'll just go back to making fun of male twilight fans then...
[QUOTE=Vinze;24271116]Gee... Way to burst my bubble... :sigh:
I'll just go back to making fun of male twilight fans then...[/QUOTE]
Bwuhahahah :mmmsmug:
[QUOTE=Vinze;24271116]I'll just go back to making fun of male twilight fans then...[/QUOTE]
That was funny, but sadly not enough to make me laugh out loud. [img]http://krystallovers.com/smf/Smileys/krystal/k_e_blush.gif[/img]
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