I accidentally dated a furry - General

Nice story. It would've been funnier if it really did happen though.

Aye aye aye. I want you to sit in the corner mister and think about what you've done!

[QUOTE=OneWingedAngel8;24271337]That was funny, but sadly not enough to make me laugh out loud. [IMG]http://krystallovers.com/smf/Smileys/krystal/k_e_blush.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Thanks for specifying :unsmith:

[QUOTE=OneWingedAngel8;24271337]That was funny, but sadly not enough to make me laugh out loud. [IMG]http://krystallovers.com/smf/Smileys/krystal/k_e_blush.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Thanks for the update. [QUOTE=wewt!;24271378]Thanks for specifying :unsmith:[/QUOTE] Hahah

Fucking hell. She apparently stole my spare house key the last time she was over before I left. She's been sneaking into my house constantly while I was away, and she still has the spare key. I'm scared she's going to ram a butt plug tail in my ass while I'm sleeping now :ohdear:

Ouch.. sucks to be you.

I feel sorry for you man.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24271391]Fucking hell. She apparently stole my spare house key the last time she was over before I left. She's been sneaking into my house constantly while I was away, and she still has the spare key. she's going to ram a butt plug tail in my ass while I'm sleeping now :smug:[/QUOTE] I think it's time to start panicking just a little bit

Put a bolt on your door for now, change your locks later. No wait, just kill her.

[img]http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/1971/loltt.png[/img]

Don't kill her man,just get a restraining order. [editline]08:19PM[/editline] or call the cops [editline]08:19PM[/editline] or both

All of the people calling OP retarded for not going for it. Herpes. Butt plug.

Great job OP. You saved yourself from herpes.

I don't hate fetishes, but this is weird. [editline]08:21PM[/editline] This will be a long night, OP. :smile:

[QUOTE=patrioticturtle;24271512]I don't dislike fetishes[/QUOTE] Double negatives. :geno:

[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;24266415]Should have fucked her OP At least she didn't tell you to dress up in a fursuit[/QUOTE] She did, but OP declined it. :U

[QUOTE=Grey;24271502]Great job OP. You saved yourself from herpes.[/QUOTE] -1 herpes +1 butt plug using ex girlfriend furry stalker with a key to my house OH GOD

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24270189]Oh god. Update. The tail [I]was[/I] a butt plug. I'm talking with her over Facebook, and I brought up the tail, and it [I]was[/I] an ass dildo. She bought two vibrating butt plugs and glued them to the tails. That's why it felt heavy when I picked it up to give it back to her :gonk: That also means...she was wearing one the entire time she was there :barf:[/QUOTE] My sphincter tightened up when I read this. :gonk:

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24271567]-1 herpes +1 butt plug using ex girlfriend furry stalker with a key to my house OH GOD[/QUOTE] You should change your locks... Put some beartraps in your backyard...

[QUOTE=Mister B;24271572]My sphincter tightened up when I read this. :gonk:[/QUOTE] :ohdear:

[QUOTE=Silly Sil;24271616]You should change your locks... Put some beartraps in your backyard...[/QUOTE] Fox traps :eng101:

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24271391]Fucking hell. She apparently stole my spare house key the last time she was over before I left. She's been sneaking into my house constantly while I was away, and she still has the spare key. I'm scared she's going to ram a butt plug tail in my ass while I'm sleeping now :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Keep a baseball bat with you while you sleep, and if you hear her during the night, beat her ass with the bat to teach her a lesson. (Make sure that baseball bat is aluminum, but wood is ok too, I guess.) :v:

I was going to go "You cannot dump her just for being a furry" but when i got to the herpes and buttplug part i went like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT, DUMP HER!!!"

Good bye delicious donut i was just eating...

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;24271677]Keep a baseball bat with you while you sleep, and if you hear her during the night, beat her ass with the bat to teach her a lesson. (Make sure that baseball bat is aluminum, but wood is ok too, I guess.) :v:[/QUOTE] I just imagined seeing her as one of those creepy furry Scout re-skins, and yelling BONK as I hit her in the head with the bat :v:

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24271720]I just imagined seeing her as one of those creepy furry Scout re-skins, and yelling BONK as I hit her in the head with the bat :v:[/QUOTE] Haha,good one :v:

Not gonna lie, if a pretty girl was in sexy underwear with a fox tail and a set of ears on, I would have fucked her.

[QUOTE=Molested;24271785]Not gonna lie, if a pretty girl was in sexy underwear with a fox tail and a set of ears on, I would have fucked her.[/QUOTE] Wolf tail and ears for me :eng101: EDIT: Pageking :woop:

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24270189]I'm talking with her over Facebook, and I brought up the tail, and it [I]was[/I] an ass dildo. She bought two vibrating butt plugs and glued them to the tails.[/QUOTE] Something like this? :smith: [img_thumb]http://www.efn.org/~bfgrrrl/alpha/graphics/foxtailblk.jpg[/img_thumb]

[QUOTE=XxAthrunxX;24271808]Wolf tail and ears for me :eng101:[/QUOTE] Either one, with or without, doesn't matter.