I accidentally dated a furry - General

[QUOTE=patrioticturtle;24271862]Something like this? :smith: [img_thumb]http://www.efn.org/~bfgrrrl/alpha/graphics/foxtailblk.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Awww yeah.

[QUOTE=patrioticturtle;24271862]Something like this? :smith: [img_thumb]http://www.efn.org/~bfgrrrl/alpha/graphics/foxtailblk.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] My ass hurts just looking at it.

Probably would have fucked her, even if I wasn't a furry, but who knows.

[QUOTE=patrioticturtle;24271862]Something like this? :smith: [img_thumb]http://www.efn.org/~bfgrrrl/alpha/graphics/foxtailblk.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] No, she made it herself. Which makes it even more disturbing :geno:

[QUOTE=Molested;24271875]Either one, with or without, doesn't matter.[/QUOTE] :q:

Ugh, gross, herpes. Aside from AIDS, I think that's the #1 STD I'd rather not get, although obviously I'd like not to get any.

prostate stimulation tail wouldve probably felt amazing minus the herpes part

[QUOTE=demonguard;24271991]prostate stimulation tail wouldve probably felt amazing minus the herpes part[/QUOTE] Yeah, sounded like she would be an awesome fuck if not for the herpes.

All furries in the world should be killed.:ghost::pipe::byobear:

Herpes? Boner killer.

You did right OP, just burn her face off next time

OP, wanna go on a date with me? You're obviously gay. [editline]10:42PM[/editline] I promise not to wear ears or tails of any sort.

Have you asked her to give back the key or are you planning to change your locks/put up bear traps?

[QUOTE=Ryxypo;24272114]OP, wanna go on a date with me? You're obviously gay. [editline]10:42PM[/editline] I promise not to wear ears or tails of any sort.[/QUOTE] out

[QUOTE=jiggu;24272185]Have you asked her to give back the key or are you planning to change your locks/put up bear traps?[/QUOTE] He better. Edit: Or else [img]http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/567/buttplugemote.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=jiggu;24272185]Have you asked her to give back the key or are you planning to change your locks/put up bear traps?[/QUOTE] Fuck bear traps, use anti-tank landmines just to be sure.

i bet she has the vagoo fur

:pipe::ghost::byobear:She's a disgusting piece of crap furry. She should be mutilated and killed violently and painfully for being a furry, and especially for doing all of those things.

At first I was like, "Well fox ears and a tail aren't bad at all!" Then I read that she said, "Yiff me." and she had sex with other guys. Sorry for your loss bro.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;24272238]out[/QUOTE] Sorry.

She's coming to drop the key off now. I'm going to grab it with tongs and wear gloves just in case she decided to rub it all over her herpes infested snatch to try and get some kind of wicked revenge on me :ohdear:

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[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24272675]She's coming to drop the key off now. I'm going to grab it with tongs and wear gloves just in case she decided to rub it all over her herpes infested snatch to try and get some kind of wicked revenge on me :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Just get a lighter and cook the key, all bacteria shall be exterminated!!

A useful link. [url]http://www.kwikset.com/smartkey/[/url] Don't worry dude, I would have done the same.

[QUOTE=Boogily;24272819]A useful link. [url]http://www.kwikset.com/smartkey/[/url] Don't worry dude, I would have done the same.[/QUOTE] It's all good. She's giving back the key. The only worry now is A) She covered it in herpes. or B) She's bringing her dolphin friend to rape me :ohdear:

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24272675]She's coming to drop the key off now. I'm going to grab it with tongs and wear gloves just in case she decided to rub it all over her herpes infested snatch to try and get some kind of wicked revenge on me :ohdear:[/QUOTE] You should violently beat her to death. Do it. She's a furry and everyone knows furries aren't people. It'll be okay, I promise. :pipe::ghost::byobear:

[QUOTE=TCat;24272874]You should violently beat her to death. Do it. She's a furry and everyone knows furries aren't people. It'll be okay, I promise. :pipe::ghost::byobear:[/QUOTE] I assume this is a troll considering the posts it has. It's being a retard, if the key smells like her cunt slap dat bitch.

A troll? Depends what you mean. I just don't like crazy furries who try to give other people their creepy sexual diseases.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24272864]It's all good. She's giving back the key. The only worry now is A) She covered it in herpes. or B) She's bringing her dolphin friend to rape me :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Yes... women are very unpredictable.

[QUOTE=bravehat;24272933]I assume this is a troll considering the posts it has. It's being a retard, if the key smells like her cunt slap dat bitch.[/QUOTE] Keys smell strange anyway, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between key, and herpes-covered key. I'm just going to wear gloves, and probably boil the key in hot water, then wash it off with hot water and soap.