Done for real now.
[img]http://gyazo.com/2989c981b789040aa34ac933d82eed8d.png[/img]
sounds dirty
[QUOTE=Emz;30108083]I also found a website: [url]http://www.reborn-baby.com/[/url]
and a documentary
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzEqYhUZAoc[/media][/QUOTE]
:wtc:
So, Um... This exists.
[img]http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/300W/i/2011/152/9/d/kylexlinda__meant_to_be_by_xsilverthornx-d3htbi3.png[/img]
:siren:WARNING LONG AS SHIT:siren:
[quote]* He looks like a kicked puppy when you aren't around.
Once upon a time, there was a girl. This girl was one Miss Linda. She had long, curly brown hair, pale skin with dapples of freckles, and compassionate blue-green eyes. On the outside, she seemed happy with everything she had- she was happy single. She was happy doing all of her schoolwork. She was happy doing what her teachers said, and she was happy living her life. Nobody noticed the pain, the flickers of doubt that flawed her heart. Well, nobody except for one person…
* He said "We should kiss" when the game-making goal was scored.
Once upon a time, there was a boy. His name was Kyle Broflovski. He had fluffy, curled locks of crimson hidden beneath a green ushanka, and beautiful green eyes that matched Linda's. He was hot-tempered, but compassionate. Perceptive, too, and luckily he always did the right thing. When he looked in to her eyes, even as she was laughing he could see how deeply she was thinking, and, more importantly, how hurt she was. And there was always that longing for her- not just the longing Kenny had for every girl, but a special longing: the one girls were supposed to have.
* He invited you alone to go to the water park and had you sleep over.
He wanted to hold her hand as they watched the sun set, to kiss her sweetly and bring her somewhere beautiful and… yes, maybe one day they could do as lovers do. He wanted so badly to be her first, her one-and-only, to stand beside her forevermore and soothe her aching heart, to know that when he wrapped his arms around her, she felt better.
* The only girl he ever dated was Rebecca, who looks EXACTLY like you.
Kyle loved Linda with all his heart, which was strange considering he was so young- only thirteen years old. When he was eight, he'd already known the path that he was going to take with his beautiful "friend", and now he was ready to walk it. He just knew it.
* Faked sick, held hands on Soaring over California.
Our story takes place on a popular trail in the hills of California. Kyle and Linda, both having flown over to meet relatives, were alone as they walked the trails, both carrying backpacks and Linda carrying a picnic basket that held utensils for the picnic they planned.
* Invited on several scenic hikes, looked nervous.
"Thanks for inviting me on this hike," Linda smiled, and Kyle's heart fluttered when he realized she really was, at least for the moment, truly happy. He hoped she wasn't watching him as closely as he was watching her, or else she'd figure out that he liked her far before he had the guts to admit it. And he was damn well going to admit it himself, especially after he wouldn't last year.
* When asked by Jennifer if he liked you, would not respond and eventually plead the fifth.
"It's no problem," Kyle finally responded, returning the smile. "Want me to take that basket for you?"
* Always volunteers to carry your shit, beyond common chivalry perhaps?
"Oh, it's okay, I've got it! Besides, I need the extra exercise," she laughed. There it was! That flash of doubt. She wasn't joking, she meant what she just said…
* He notices things about you that nobody else sees.
"What're you talking about?" Kyle retorted gently, blushing a bit. "You're really pretty, and I don't think you're fat at all."
"Well… others do, I bet."
"No way… Cartman's fat, you aren't."
* ALWAYS mentions how pretty/thin/awesome, etc you are.
"Whatever… Oh my gosh, remember that time Bebe asked you out?"
"… Yeah," Kyle said, shifting uncomfortably.
"Why did you turn her down?"
* Turned down Bebe when she asked him out.
"I just didn't like her that way, Linda… And I've actually had my eye on someone other than her for a long time."
Linda raised an eyebrow. "Really, now?"
*Always says he's "liked someone for a long time", eyes flicker to you.
"Yeah… Yeah, I have."
"And who's this lucky princess?" Linda prompted. "You can tell me! I promise I won't spill the beans to any of my friends. I'm not the kind of stereotypical girl that gossips."
* When asked who he likes…
"Um… Oh, look! Aren't those flowers over there really nice?"
* … he always finds a good distraction.
"Hey, you know, they are!" Linda agreed, falling for his distraction. She set down the basket as she crouched to admire the flowers. They were thick bundles of deep pink blossoms, and Linda gently picked one of the tiny flowers, giggling as she put it in her hair. Kyle smiled, watching her, then crouched beside her.
"You know, I've seen these before. I'm pretty sure they're yarrow."
* Always tries to show off knowledge after you mentioned that you "like smart guys".
"That's cool… I don't know shit about flowers. Do you… think you can tell me more?"
'Well sure… This is tansy," he pointed out puffy yellow flowers not far away, "And here's poison ivy… Um, don't get too close to that…"
* Warns you about stuff you don't even need to be warned about.
Linda laughed. "I won't! Unlike Stan, I'm not a stupid ass."
* Just after Stan said he might have feelings for you, Kyle had a huge falling out with him.
Kyle laughed as well, not nearly as offended as he should've been by the comment about his former super best friend's intelligence, or rather, lack thereof.
"Well anyways, we should keep going. It's almost sunset, and we should probably hurry up and get to the rest point for dinner. That's the best part by the way."
"Okay." Linda stood and began walking again, and Kyle followed her.
* Makes a big deal out of romantic things while you're around, i.e. sunsets, candles, dimmed lights.
Eventually, they were met by an upward slope.
"Just over this hill," Kyle said softly, smiling a bit. "Just over this hill is the picnic bench, and… well, I suggest you brace yourself."
"You really are a mystery, Kyle Broflovski!"
He dipped in a bow gracefully and kissed her hand like a gentleman. "I try to be," he said in a mock British accent.
* Kisses your hand A LOT.
Linda tipped her head up a bit and took a deep breath. "Well… here goes nothing. Let's go!" Grabbing Kyle's hand, she charged up the slope. Kyle shut his eyes softly as they ran together, step matching step, hand in hand, and he knew this was how he was meant to be.
* Never says anything about awkwardness when you grab his hand for anything/ are places where you're alone.
Finally, they crested the rise, and Linda stopped short. Kyle watched happily as her jaw dropped and her eyes widened, pupils dilating. He didn't let go of her hand, and turned his face to the colorful skies as well.
Before them was a vast expanse of trees and fields, as far as the eye could see. No buildings or power lines, just the simplistic yet powerful beauty of nature for them to behold. The horizon, far in the distance, was the deep blue expanse of the Pacific Ocean, and above it was the last glows of the sun. The sky was not its normal single shade of blue, but resembled a dream or an artist's canvas- a picture of perfection. Where the sun was dipping below the horizon, it shined a brilliant gold, fading out from there to a milky orange, then deepening to a dark red until where it turned an inky indigo hue, stretching above their heads and disappearing behind the trees of the forest they'd just emerged from.
* He always wants to show you stuff, even though he knows you're busy.
"Kyle, this is…" She pressed her hand to her chest and let out a small laugh. "I can hardly believe it… It's like a dream…"
Kyle didn't respond, taking in those words as he turned to look at her in the dusk's dim lights.
You're like a dream…
* Whenever you mention a dream, something too good to be true, etc., he looks at you.
"So…" Kyle continued to hold her hand and gestured smoothly to the picnic bench. "Shall we?"
"We shall! We SO shall!" Linda laughed, ecstatic. "You have no idea how happy you make me…"
"Oh, I think I do have an idea about that," Kyle smirked. "Look at you, you're tearing up!"
"I'm sorry, it's just… I've never seen anything look so beautiful before."
"I have…" Kyle murmured, mostly to himself.
"Really? Like what?" Linda prompted, looking out again as she bit her lip. "Surely nothing could be better than this…"
"What? Huh? No, I-I didn't say anything…"
* He unintentionally flirts.
"Soooo right. Picnic. Eating." Linda set down the picnic basket and reached to open it, but Kyle gripped her wrist as she reached for it.
"Wait. Just a moment." He held up a camera, smiling. "How about a picture? To commemorate this moment?"
"Oh, good idea. Got it set on timer?"
"Yeah, twenty seconds."
"… You need twenty seconds to pose?"
"Um… yeah." She didn't notice the pink tinge rising to his cheeks.
* Most of his pictures on Facebook consist of you and him together.
They set the camera on the picnic bench and raced out to their spot. Linda crossed her arms over the picnic plate in her hands, smiling sweetly. Kyle took a deep breath before finally beginning his planned speech, counting down the seconds in his head.
20, 19, 18…
"Linda… I need to tell you something."
"And what is it this time?" she laughed, still looking at the camera. "Need another pencil?"
* He has had to "tell you something" multiple times; usually ended up asking for a pencil.
17, 16, 15…
"I… I… Ngh…"
"You okay?"
"Y-yeah…" Why is it so hard to say this?!
14, 13, 12, 11…
"I've been meaning to say this for a long time, I uh… I've just been scared."
"Scared of what?"
10, 9, 8, 7, 6…
"Scared of… Of rejection. I'm surprised you haven't figured it out by now."
5, 4, 3…
"You're amazing, Linda. You're smart, pretty, talented in so many ways… Linda… I-I…"
2…
He reached out and swiftly picked her up in his arms, eyes shut. The plate she was holding fell to the ground. "I love you!"
1!
At the moment that he finally shouted the phrase that had been in his thoughts for an entire year, the camera clicked and their picture was taken. After that, a silence fell. A breeze rustled through the grasses and caressed the two, the only sound that remained. Kyle caught his breath for a few moments before he finally opened his eyes. Linda was looking back up at him with wide green eyes.
"Is… is that true?"
He dipped his head and kissed her forehead. "There's not a doubt in my mind how I feel about you," he murmured, pressing his head against hers.
"There's not a doubt in my mind how I feel about you either, Kyle," Linda responded in the same soft voice. "I love you too… So much sometimes I can barely breathe."
Kyle's knees shook with relief, and he couldn't stop the goofy grin from spreading across his face. He kissed her gently, rocking her in his arms, and she kissed back. When they finally broke apart, Kyle set her down gently.
"My friends were right," Linda whispered, looking giddy.
"What do you mean?"
"They always said that you had a thing for me… I didn't believe them. They even have this list of all the things they thought hinted that you liked me. I thought it was complete bullshit."
"Most likely, it wasn't," Kyle laughed. "I've liked you since third grade. Rebecca was as close to being with you as I thought I could get, seeing as how you, y'know, are practically twins."
"That was one of the things on the list!" Linda exclaimed.
"So this list… Seems like it's going to come to a good end, huh?"
"It sure is." She held his hand, pressing close to him as they gazed at the sun, the last glowing rays slipping below the horizon.
* * *
Well, you can guess what happened then. When the two got back to school the next Monday, hand in hand and obviously together, they got the biggest thumbs up from just about everybody they passed.
"About fricking time," Stan remarked, shaking Kyle's hand regardless. "I guess this means we can be friends again?"
"I'm so happy for you!" Carsen cheered.
"Sooo… When are you going to bang?" Kenny asked.
"Dude I so saw that one coming," Mutt noted, laughing.
"Well… Congratulations I guess," John shrugged. "Can't say I didn't see that coming, either."
"… Whateva!" was all Cartman had to say.
"I was wondering when you two would just admit that you liked each other already!" Wendy laughed, prompting a blush from both of the people she was speaking to.
There were others who came up to speak to them about this, and believe or not, thanks to Kyle's show of boldness in telling Linda how he felt, other couples felt inspired. New couples started popping up all over the place in school. Hell, by some trick of fate even Cartman got a girlfriend! Notes were passed by the news of Linda and Kyle's newfound union, and just once, a journal. A journal whose front page was a list, and Linda finished that list. The list of hints that Kyle Broflovski loved her.
With what she wrote in neat cursive at the bottom of that page, the truth was sealed, and the list was complete. After all, what could be a better ending?
HE TOLD ME SO![/quote]
[img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/152/2/3/hehe_i__m_a_neon_sign_xd_by_mindfreaky13-d3htckw.jpg[/img]
FILTER RAPE
HNNNNGH
Title: hehe i'm a neon sign XD
"i made the pic i posted of me in a dress into a neon sign with picnik. i like it."
NOT EVEN WITH A REAL IMAGE PROGRAM, HOLY JESUS
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;30191041]Title: [B]hehe i'm a neon sign [/B]XD
"i made the pic i posted of me in a dress into a neon sign with picnik. i like it."[/QUOTE]
pffhahahahahahahahaha...!
On the god damn front page.
[img]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/152/0/1/project_ev_by_mylafox-d3hsk1r.gif[/img]
The Fuck
[editline]1st June 2011[/editline]
[img]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2011/152/2/2/hmph__my_sonikku_by_hikariangeljakii-d3hsand.jpg[/img]
UUUUAAAAAGGH!
[editline]1st June 2011[/editline]
[img]http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2011/152/6/a/applejack_and_rarity_by_slugbox-d3ht5tw.png[/img]
Why
[QUOTE=Ittla;30192678][img]http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2011/152/6/a/applejack_and_rarity_by_slugbox-d3ht5tw.png[/img]
Why[/QUOTE]
Wait what the what?
My Little Pony meets Panty & Stocking? And why not just stick to the already comedical-sexy-look they get in the show rather than make that fucked up shit. I mean, damn, Stocking looks like a WoW undead female somethingsomething.
I am also surprised the unicorn horn doesn't come out of their panties.
I am dead on the inside just a little bit more because of that picture.
[img]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/152/6/b/joey_hart_by_zeldawerwolfvian-d3htl99.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Ittla;30192678][img]http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2011/152/6/a/applejack_and_rarity_by_slugbox-d3ht5tw.png[/img]
Why[/QUOTE]
Say what you want, but I think this actually looks really good
[QUOTE=dgg;30192796]Wait what the what?
My Little Pony meets Panty & Stocking? And why not just stick to the already comedical-sexy-look they get in the show rather than make that fucked up shit. I mean, damn, Stocking looks like a WoW undead female somethingsomething.
I am also surprised the unicorn horn doesn't come out of their panties.[/QUOTE]
I don't think it's related to Panty & Stocking at all, but now that you say it it's difficult to unsee
[QUOTE=Jorori;30192875]Say what you want, but I think this actually looks really good[/QUOTE]
I think it was posted here for painfully obvious other reasons than the drawing quality itself.
[img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/152/1/f/compare_after_editing_by_roguethepanda-d3htlir.jpg[/img]
so the title is compare after editing right? so let's compare...
[img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/152/e/3/compare_after_editing_by_roguethepanda-d3htdaj.jpg[/img]
I don't know about you but I see a lot of improvement from the first one...
[editline]2nd June 2011[/editline]
[img]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/152/8/f/manga_by_shbaker-d3htm0d.png[/img]
oh my...
[QUOTE=ejangil;30192926][img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/152/1/f/compare_after_editing_by_roguethepanda-d3htlir.jpg[/img]
[/QUOTE]
These eyes scare the living hell out of me
I have the weirdest boner right now
[img]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/152/6/a/applejack_and_rarity_by_slugbox-d3ht5tw.png[/img]
[QUOTE=ejangil;30192926][img]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/152/8/f/manga_by_shbaker-d3htm0d.png[/img]
oh my...[/QUOTE]
Where have I seen this before...
Wait I know: [url]http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Brian_Peppers[/url]
More Unfunny shit
[img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/152/b/6/syac___tornado_warning_by_tompreston-d3htpo8.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;30195677]More Unfunny shit
[img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/152/b/6/syac___tornado_warning_by_tompreston-d3htpo8.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Least the art isn't as shit as Spicy Tornado
[QUOTE=Ittla;30192678][img]http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2011/152/6/a/applejack_and_rarity_by_slugbox-d3ht5tw.png[/img]
Why[/QUOTE]
Meh, the whole "flesh-lightning" and fan-service in this picture is ridiculous. It's not even good (but not terrible in a technical way) in my opinion.
I've seen better humanized versions than that.
[editline]2nd June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;30195677]More Unfunny shit
[img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/152/b/6/syac___tornado_warning_by_tompreston-d3htpo8.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
So in a normal day, people wouldn't even go to his stand?
hahahahahaha
Also, lazy artist still copy-pasting his panels
[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;30195677]More Unfunny shit
[img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/152/b/6/syac___tornado_warning_by_tompreston-d3htpo8.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I really wanna murder this man
and no, not like regular murder, like stab him in the neck
I wanna like, stick my dick into his eye, and skull fuck him to death
thats how much I hate him
[img]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/152/0/4/2011_06_01_by_ariane_saint_amour-d3htcqc.jpg[/img]
Front page, Every one of this self obsessed bimbo's "daily pics" end up on the front page at some point during the day. Because of all the haters, and/or horny idiots that think this plastic bitch is attractive.
what the fuck is this
[editline]2nd June 2011[/editline]
what is it with the terrifying pics today
[QUOTE=halflambada;30195888]I really wanna murder this man
and no, not like regular murder, like stab him in the neck
I wanna like, stick my dick into his eye, and skull fuck him to death
thats how much I hate him[/QUOTE]
I love the comments, too.
"Haha, People are losing their homes in the destruction, but at least they will look at your art now! XD"
I'd rather go face to face with a tornado, than talk to Tom Preston.
People react to pics here stronger than on most furry porn.
It's probably more horrifying to attach a human face as the person responsible for the furry porn vs. the actual drawing itself.
[QUOTE=Godot209;30196661]I love the comments, too.
"Haha, People are losing their homes in the destruction, but at least they will look at your art now! XD"[/QUOTE]
These ones too:
[quote]Personally, I prefer my earthquakes... [/quote]
[quote]cruel..but funny XD[/quote]
[quote]lol XDD thats is EPIC!! <33[/quote]
[QUOTE=Oblivion EX;30196340][img]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/152/0/4/2011_06_01_by_ariane_saint_amour-d3htcqc.jpg[/img]
Front page, Every one of this self obsessed bimbo's "daily pics" end up on the front page at some point during the day. Because of all the haters, and/or horny idiots that think this plastic bitch is attractive.[/QUOTE]
That's because the front page contains newest submissions.
I could upload a picture of my nose hair and it would be on the frontpage at one point.
[QUOTE=Ittla;30192678]On the god damn front page.[/QUOTE]
You're finding some good stuff, but you're also being a dick sometimes.
What do you mean by "the god damn front page"? Do you mean "Most popular in the past 24 hours" or "Newest"? Because both of those pages change extremely rapidly. Newest is always full of shit because it's literally the most recently submitted, and most popular in 24 hours is always crammed full of submissions by the people who have lots of followers (such deviations automatically get tons of views). If you're going to bitch, at least bitch about Daily Deviations. Plenty of those suck and at least those are the things that have been chosen as masterpieces of DA.
[QUOTE=Ittla;30180390]more dA shit
[img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/152/e/c/student_by_sinsenor-d3hrkhb.jpg[/img]
Front page. Those arms seem quite weird to me.
[/QUOTE]
Oh, those arms seem quite weird to you? Well that must mean that it's a horrible drawing and the artist is a worthless piece of shit! Honestly, if you're going to trash talk stuff on DA at least choose the stuff that really does suck.
[QUOTE=Larikang;30198457]
Oh, those arms seem quite weird to you? Well that must mean that it's a horrible drawing and the artist is a worthless piece of shit! Honestly, if you're going to trash talk stuff on DA at least choose the stuff that really does suck.[/QUOTE]
I think the biggest problem is that it's copied from a W.I.T.C.H comic
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