[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;18598150]Honestly I couldn't do that... Why can't they just give the sheep something that will kill it instead of fucking cutting it's head off...[/QUOTE]
Why don't we just shoot darts full of deadly chemicals into our foes in war rather than use bullets?
[QUOTE=PrivRyan;18598342]Oh god, no. Reading this just reminded me of one of my past experiences. :sigh:
It all started when my parents bought a goat. Oh did I love that goat, and my parents even said we were gonna keep it as a pet so it can mow our lawns for us.
I played with it, fed it, and treated it as any pet owner would. It saw me and always ran towards my side to get some food that I would sneak it out of kitchen.
All went well until one fatalistic birthday. [i][b]My[/b][/i] birthday. On that day, my father told me to follow him to my backyard, where we kept all the animals of course, and bring a hammer. I did what he said, and obediently followed him. There I saw the goat tied to the a rope and constrained to the ground. He, as in my father, had a machete in his hand. It scared me at first, but I just shrugged the thought and just decided to think we were going to do some carpentry... with a machete...
My father told me to release the goat, and so I did to my relief, and off it went. He asked for the hammer and I gave. The goat ran towards the barn and my dad sprinted after it, me following out of curiosity. I watched in horror as my dad raised the hammer, and [highlight][b]threw[/b][/highlight] the damn thing at the goat's head, rending the goat into a breathing vegetable. My dad then grabbed the goat by the legs and hug it on a nearby tree's branch, the poor thing still breathing of course, and my dad grabbed the machete.
My eyes wide as could be, I watched my dad slit the goat's throat. The poor thing was still breathing, gurgling more and more as it let out more air. Eventually, the goat drowned in its blood, and I was in a state of shock. My parents, being the ignorant people they are, didn't know I was really close to that goat. So in that, they killed the goat on [b]my[/b] [i][highlight]birthday[/highlight][/i]. My dad gave me a heartfelt happy birthday, and I, still in shock, just stood and held back the tears.:frown:[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1WuXo3e-xA[/media]
The mans reaction at the end of this video is yours.
[QUOTE=agspar3;18602341][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1WuXo3e-xA[/media]
The mans reaction at the end of this video is yours.[/QUOTE]
That lady's reaction?
Weird.
I look up to people like you.
[QUOTE=voodooattack;18598059]The bugger was a real warrior, but my father and I finally plummeted it to submission.
It started gargling after one professionally swift beheading from my father's knife, after which it started squirming like mad before finally laying still.[/QUOTE]
Yeah fuck you vegetarians
[QUOTE=voodooattack;18598059]The bugger was a real warrior, but my father and I finally plummeted it to submission.
It started gargling after one professionally swift beheading from my father's knife, after which it started squirming like mad before finally laying still.
Skinning it was a pain in its own right, I'm getting better at this by the year though; but now I have finger cramps from all the work, my index finger locked up and I had some difficulty writing this.
I also got a mild food poisoning as soon as we finished skinning it (from something I ate previously, obviously), and I couldn't participate cutting it up; I started feeling stomach cramps and the ground was shaking at my world-shattering, reality-tearing battle-cries, the ensuing campaign at my bathroom ended in victory however, but that's another story of bittersweet joy and tears.
I just had my breakfast, cooked out of my kill; rice and bread crumbs covered in freshly cooked meat, all soaked in gravy; I have to admit that tasting your own efforts manifested in a hot meal is surely a rewarding experience.[/QUOTE]
Good job!
I had to clean a chicken a while back, and that was terribly messy but kinda fun! It must give you a great sense of achievement to be able to kill and prepare your own food. :D
[QUOTE=PrivRyan;18598342]Oh god, no. Reading this just reminded me of one of my past experiences. :sigh:
It all started when my parents bought a goat. Oh did I love that goat, and my parents even said we were gonna keep it as a pet so it can mow our lawns for us.
I played with it, fed it, and treated it as any pet owner would. It saw me and always ran towards my side to get some food that I would sneak it out of kitchen.
All went well until one fatalistic birthday. [i][b]My[/b][/i] birthday. On that day, my father told me to follow him to my backyard, where we kept all the animals of course, and bring a hammer. I did what he said, and obediently followed him. There I saw the goat tied to the a rope and constrained to the ground. He, as in my father, had a machete in his hand. It scared me at first, but I just shrugged the thought and just decided to think we were going to do some carpentry... with a machete...
My father told me to release the goat, and so I did to my relief, and off it went. He asked for the hammer and I gave. The goat ran towards the barn and my dad sprinted after it, me following out of curiosity. I watched in horror as my dad raised the hammer, and [highlight][b]threw[/b][/highlight] the damn thing at the goat's head, rending the goat into a breathing vegetable. My dad then grabbed the goat by the legs and hug it on a nearby tree's branch, the poor thing still breathing of course, and my dad grabbed the machete.
My eyes wide as could be, I watched my dad slit the goat's throat. The poor thing was still breathing, gurgling more and more as it let out more air. Eventually, the goat drowned in its blood, and I was in a state of shock. My parents, being the ignorant people they are, didn't know I was really close to that goat. So in that, they killed the goat on [b]my[/b] [i][highlight]birthday[/highlight][/i]. My dad gave me a heartfelt happy birthday, and I, still in shock, just stood and held back the tears.:frown:[/QUOTE]
Well look on the bright side: at least it wasn't your dog.
[QUOTE=Insignificant;18598793]I have no doubt that his father wanted to teach him a lesson. I never said that animals shouldn't be killed. infact i said the opposite. I only said that killing your sons goat is a bad birthday present.
And if he isn't ignorant then he's cruel.[/QUOTE]
As I said, when you live on a farm or raise animals for food you should expect animals to be killed.
To form a bond with an animal that will surely be used for a meal is not a good thing. Perhaps the father went about the whole thing in the wrong way, perhaps he should have explained to his son that the goat would be used as food and perhaps he should have told his son what was happening.
The father was a bit ignorant in those regards, I will agree.
But again, it's a farm. What did he think was eventually going to happen to the goat?
I hope this is copypasta or something :ohdear:
Also, OP, the story fits with your username.
If i had to slaughter one. i'd be very hesitant at first, but i'd do it.
Sheep are so fluffy though too.
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NOW A MONKEY on the other hand. I wouldn't think twice, i'd ask for a shotgun. I fucking hate monkeys.
i read this thread as "i just slaughtered a sheep in sleep"
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;18599117]Did he drop any good loot?[/QUOTE]
Made me laugh..
I had no chance to pick up the loot, Health potions weren't working and I had to recharge my HP fast.
[QUOTE=iatealawnmower;18601609]Eid Mubarak. They do this on Eid.[/QUOTE]
Thank you.
[QUOTE=BaconNightmare;18605610]I hope this is copypasta or something :ohdear:
Also, OP, the story fits with your username.[/QUOTE]
No, it isn't.
And that's a strange remark, I'm not sticking needles in a magical-sheep-shaped-doll you know?
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Funny how most people do eat meat and like it, yet some consider the process of "obtaining" that meat to be a taboo of sorts; where the heck do you think that meat comes from?
Make haggis.
[QUOTE=glennman94;18598085]I've heard somewhere that sheep don't like being slaughtered.
Don't know if it's true.[/QUOTE]
They don't have souls so they don't care.
[QUOTE=PrivRyan;18598453]Damn straight my dad was proud. In fact, he looked like this. ":smug:"
It's a bit different for me. Watching something that used to live and frolicking in the meadows that is my backyard suddenly going limp with a single hammer to the head just disturbed me. A little.
This.[/QUOTE]
God that must suck. That would be like kiling my dogs, that is unacceptable considering its your father I guess the worst thing is you could have told him that you liked it as a companion" as a dog in a way". If he wasnt your father A shotgun replacing the pellets in the shells with rocksalt is a great tool.
Did anyone see this ad?
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[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18604272]Well look on the bright side: at least it wasn't your dog.[/QUOTE]
Well, he was a [i]dog[/i] to me. :wink:
I hate you
[QUOTE=Danni;18607618]They don't have souls so they don't care.[/QUOTE]
!!!
but [I]everything[/I] has a soul
Did the goat make a big runny poo?
Did you clean it up?
Did you like it?
What does sheep taste like, anyway?
good
[QUOTE=haloguy234;18616600]What does sheep taste like, anyway?[/QUOTE]
Pretty good. Sorta like lamb and pork mixed together. Needs bacon but still...
[QUOTE=voodooattack;18598244]It wouldn't be smart to give it something that kills it and then cook and eat it now would it?
Plus, beheading it is a merciful act, as it cuts off the central nervous system and the sheep doesn't suffer much pain, it dies faster this way.[/QUOTE]
This made me think... having your head chopped off is probably pretty unpleasant (it's pretty well known that life goes on for at least a few seconds, without a body), but blowing your brains out is probably pretty painless.. so why are beheadings preferred over headshots?
in wales they are much more humane about killing sheep, they fuck em to death, all the kids are taught young how to make a ewe turn, my grandfather still got a eye for sheep, i got a sneaky feeling he,s closely related to all the sheep in wales dirty old bastard.
[QUOTE=PrivRyan;18598342]It all started when my parents bought a goat. Oh did I love that goat, and my parents even said we were gonna keep it as a pet so it can mow our lawns for us.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=ifaux;18612605]I hate you[/QUOTE]
Why do you hate him? All he did was kill a sheep. It's not like someone else wasn't going to kill that sheep anyway.
[QUOTE=Metanoia;18616731]This made me think... having your head chopped off is probably pretty unpleasant (it's pretty well known that life goes on for at least a few seconds, without a body), but blowing your brains out is probably pretty painless.. so why are beheadings preferred over headshots?[/QUOTE]
I disagree.
It is well known that when your brain perceives that "all is done for" and that there's no way for you to survive something, it reacts by releasing a huge amount of [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endorphin]endorphins[/url] that flood the brain, shutting it down in the process.
That sudden blast of endorphins literally sends you to heaven, ask anyone who've been through a NDE.
I'd choose endorphin shock over a head-shot any day; at least from a philosophical perspective, this preserves my dignity: my brain which symbolizes my identity, my past life experience, and inevitably.. my memories.
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