I tricked my friend into believing that I was an FBI agent.

[Zemog]

[QUOTE=Klownox;20687973]That's about it. When I was twelve I was drinking my coffee black and fucking sluts left right [I]and[/I] centre.[/QUOTE]

North & south?

[Gutted]

[QUOTE=lockdown6;20631391]what are you talking about I was 3 years old when I was in college[/QUOTE]

I earned my M.Sc as a fetus, you must've been special ed or something

[Klownox]

[QUOTE=Gutted;20703995]I earned my M.Sc as a fetus, you must've been special ed or something[/QUOTE]

I had my Ph.D by the time I popped out.

[QUOTE=Zemog;20702426]North & south?[/QUOTE]

That too.

[Zemog]

[QUOTE=Klownox;20707258]I had my Ph.D by the time I popped out.[/QUOTE]

Pfft, I was in the retirement home by the time I entered the uterus.