Damnit Fluffy, can you just SHUT UP? - General

[QUOTE=Captain Proton;25388773]u should perma ban it from ur house xD[/QUOTE] :frog:

[QUOTE=Tahrok;25390193]You CAN teach them not to bark. Our Yorkie doesn't bark anymore. At all.[/QUOTE] Did you kill your yorkie?

[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;25390260]Did you kill your yorkie?[/QUOTE] Haha no. She used to bark when she was a puppy. And I absolutely hate little dogs, mostly because of their bark, but also they're just obnoxious. All you do is scold them when they bark. Eventually they learn that this is an unacceptable behavior. That goes for their hyperactive quivering, too. If you don't allow it, they learn to stop.

Crappy mspaint comics with trollfaces all over them aren't funny anymore.

When you said this I thought of Wallid and how the girl he liked called him a fluffy. I was expecting you to tell him off or something

Had to deal with a dog like this once. I dropped him on the floor (from like a foot before anyone bitches and feet first), put him in his cage, and sometimes very nearly just kicked him. He never shutup, bitch slap the fucking thing. These aren't dogs, they are microphones without an off switch and will do anything in their power to make sure you can't sleep. But for real advice. Keep him busy during the day, make him run do anything to get him tired by the time its night and don't let him sleep before hand. That's how I got the little bastard I had to take care of to shutup, I made sure he was to tired to stay up and bark all night.

[QUOTE=darkrei9n;25390443]Had to deal with a dog like this once. I dropped him on the floor (from like a foot before anyone bitches and feet first), put him in his cage, and sometimes very nearly just kicked him. He never shutup, bitch slap the fucking thing. These aren't dogs, they are microphones without an off switch and will do anything in their power to make sure you can't sleep. But for real advice. Keep him busy during the day, make him run do anything to get him tired by the time its night and don't let him sleep before hand. That's how I got the little bastard I had to take care of to shutup, I made sure he was to tired to stay up and bark all night.[/QUOTE] Wow. That is not how you train a dog. You're an idiot.

awww cute dog you got there. also maybe it wants outside?

The first part I mean. The second is correct.

Whenever someone sees a dog they think it's so cute and that they'd love to have one. What they don't know is that dogs are assholes who will raid your trash can, rip open your grocery bags and shit on your floor. I would know this, I wish I had a cat :smith:

[QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;25390316]Crappy mspaint comics with trollfaces all over them aren't funny anymore.[/QUOTE] They are if you don't use them to make your post even less funny.

[QUOTE=Mystery Penguin;25390151]1. Get a husky 2. record howling 3. Autotune 4. ??? 5. Profit![/QUOTE] What? :geno:

[QUOTE=superm0ney;25390491]awww cute dog you got there. also maybe it wants outside?[/QUOTE] If he barks about wanting outside, I'll know it and I'll understand it. He just has those different kinds of barks that basically indicate how he feels in a sense. The ones that he uses for barking at stuff sounds a bit more aggressive than needy. [QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;25390316]Crappy mspaint comics with trollfaces all over them aren't funny anymore.[/QUOTE] Aww that's too bad. Deal with it or get out, possibly?

i fucking hate these little rat dogs

[QUOTE=ricktrolled;25390747]i fucking hate these little rat dogs[/QUOTE] Some of them are cute

put glasses on your dog along with that coat and play wheres wally

The dog version of Budspoonce's bird.

[QUOTE=Dirf;25390677]They are if you don't use them to make your post even less funny.[/QUOTE] Since the topic is just about a barking dog with a sweater on used as an excuse to post cute pictures of his pet, the attached MSPaint comic is an insult to MSPaint comics everywhere.

[QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;25391060]Since the topic is just about a barking dog with a sweater on used as an excuse to post cute pictures of his pet, the attached MSPaint comic is an insult to MSPaint comics everywhere.[/QUOTE] Because I CLEARLY said he rarely even wears the damn sweater. I want people to discuss the topic and you're just ruining it. Sorry if my pictures are just too hideous for you.

Get a cat. Problem solved

How the hell can you rate that thing dumb? :gonk:

whwahwahawhaw damn dogs.

[QUOTE=Lite :3;25391416]How the hell can you rate that thing dumb? :gonk:[/QUOTE] By clicking the dumb-rating.

You sound and look like a 10 year old. [editline]14th October 2010[/editline] And what kind of dog name is fluffy?

Tell it firmly to stop barking. If it doesn't stop when you tell it to, smack it, but not too hard. It'll grow out of it.

looks exactly like my dog

F- thread will never read again.

Rape him.

[quote][img]http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2058/dogm.jpg[/img][/quote] Just look at that smug face... your dog is doing it on purpose

My neighbors have this massive dog called Fluffy as well... barks at me every time I open my front door, and follows my car, barking, every time time.