[QUOTE=GenericUsername;22533295]Looks like she was really taking the piss out of him.
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:laugh:[/QUOTE]
...how is that a pun in any way shape or form?
[QUOTE=GenericUsername;22533295]Looks like she was really taking the piss out of him.
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:laugh:[/QUOTE]
Just like he really wanted to beat the shit out of her.
:laugh:
now that's funny.
I try
[QUOTE=Nekrietns;22531988]I kicked a tard once, drooling bastard kicked me first. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
I once punched a tard in the face, he yanked my hair when I was trying to get my chicken sandwich at McDonald's.
Related: [url]http://www.fullduplex.org/tardblog/[/url]
[QUOTE=trent_roolz;22533484]I once punched a tard in the face, he yanked my hair when I was trying to get my chicken sandwich at McDonald's.
Related: [url]http://www.fullduplex.org/tardblog/[/url][/QUOTE]
Best link ever, thanks for that.
Guess thats not as bad as a tard running naked into the classroom, singing justin bieber and his water(piss?) soaked mom running after him.
ITT: Fake stories about retards...
[QUOTE=Socram;22533694]ITT: Fake stories about retards...[/QUOTE]
You didn't go to a public school, did you?
There's a guy in my school with special needs, his face is the texture of biscuits.
How would you know?
My english teacher would yell and scream at a kid in my class who had asperger's. The meanest thing she said to him was that he'd die in her class before school was out. I felt sorry for him, until he started hitting people for no reason.
my highschool, we have a number of retards, while i cant say i had anything quite this bad happen, i have to say it gets bad when they figure out that they wont get punished and they can do whatever the hell they want to
Lol I saw 2 tards fighting in the hallway once.
IT WAS HILARIOUS!
We have this retarded kid who hits us for no reason. He's all skin and bones but it hurts. One kid hit him in the balls as hard as he could and he said, "That's weak," in his retarded voice. Also, he answers questions with either questions or, "You do." And, when we were doing interviews in Career Investigations (The teacher was interviewing us), the teacher would ask him a question and he'd look at us and say someone's name in his retard voice.
[QUOTE=Warrant;22534122]My english teacher would yell and scream at a kid in my class who had asperger's. The meanest thing she said to him was that he'd die in her class before school was out. I felt sorry for him, until he started hitting people for no reason.[/QUOTE]
What a horrible teacher.In my school we have some dude who can't walk without the support of some object i don't know they name of and because he can't go to the toilet he usualy pees outside.
Space Battle is pretty fun.
In my school there's this kid that goes around pretending he's spongebob :geno:
[QUOTE=SpartanApples;22534403]In my school there's this kid that goes around pretending he's spongebob :geno:[/QUOTE]
owch
I go to a private school, no tards at all. I used to be in a public school but (unfortunately?) there were no tards running amok.
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[quote=Tardblog]Finally as we were lining up to leave he pulls down his pants and starts screaming.
This doesn't surprise me, as it is more common than one might imagine in a tard class. I go to hike his pants back up and ask him what was wrong. It was then that I noticed he had wrapped a rubber band around his penis several times, and that it was starting to turn purple. [/quote]
omfg... jeez... well at least it not several days later so you get to see his dick drop off
[QUOTE=Warrant;22534122]My english teacher would yell and scream at a kid in my class who had asperger's. The meanest thing she said to him was that he'd die in her class before school was out. I felt sorry for him, until he started hitting people for no reason.[/QUOTE]
I've had around 3 classes with someone who has asperger's, and I have to say, they sure do cause a lot of problems.
[QUOTE=Faunts;22534518]I go to a private school, no tards at all. I used to be in a public school but (unfortunately?) there were no tards running amok.[/QUOTE]
Our school is very proud of it's special needs integration.. It's all about image to them, they don't care about how this is hindering the other students.
[QUOTE=RedCzar;22531963]There is nothing you can really do. My sister once had a retard grab at her chest, and unless it is a repeat offense the school won't do anything.[/QUOTE]
That's genius.
I am so pretending to be mentally challenged.
You should have took advantage of his disability for sex.
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;22534591]
Our school is very proud of it's special needs integration.. It's all about image to them, they don't care about how this is hindering the other students.[/QUOTE]
agreed, its all about money for them, damn bureaucrats need to die
Holy shit.
My friend hid behind a door thinking I was on the other side. He flung it open trying to hit me as a joke. Well, a retarded chick was infront of me. She got her face smashed. We ran away, but felt bad. It was still pretty damn funny =)
One time when I was about 14, I remember a retarded kid was the next stall over from me and he appeared to be staring either at my junk or the urinal.
I figured he didn't know any better, so I just stood a little closer to the wall and ignored it.
He then he turned to me and said "Big."
"WOT?"
"big urinal"
"Oh huhuh yeah I suppose so"
Never saw him again, nor do I want to.
lol, at least he didnt pee on the floor next to you
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