When I was in elementary school, during lunch everyone came rushing out of the boy's bathroom. Apparently, some mentally challenged kid had his pants off and was trying to give everyone hugs.
[QUOTE=ricktrolled;22531855]hes mentally handicapped what did you expect[/QUOTE]
Yeah. This, but shouldn't someone have been with him?
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[QUOTE=blafnigem;22535613]One time when I was about 14, I remember a retarded kid was the next stall over from me and he appeared to be staring either at my junk or the urinal.
I figured he didn't know any better, so I just stood a little closer to the wall and ignored it.
He then he turned to me and said "Big."
"WOT?"
"big urinal"
"Oh huhuh yeah I suppose so"
Never saw him again, nor do I want to.[/QUOTE]
That made my day hahaha
[QUOTE=Ncccookiees;22535739]Yeah. This, but shouldn't someone have been with him?
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That made my day hahaha[/QUOTE]
Hahahaa
My friend always says 'They attack when they're alone'
I get a kick out of everytime.
At my last school there was this mentally challenged dude. He had a little room for himself, noone never really cared about him, untill we got this new guy in our class. He started to 'joke' with the 'tard by opening that door and knocking on the window and ohter shit. One day, when he opened the door, the retard rushed out, took the new guy down and stomped on hes head several times. He stomped so hard that the new guy got a small crack in hes skull. I saw it. It was hes own fault tho. :geno:
Also, the tard was several years older then that guy.
pwned
This one time i also went to the bathroom to wash my face.
But then, out of nowhere i saw this kid in his underpants crying near the urinal.
I didn't want to say something like "WTF?!?!" so i washed my face and went on.
oh but we first played with pokemon cards near the urinal.
I can safely yell [b]"Night of the living downz!!!!!!!!!!"[/b] and run away.
[QUOTE=technologic;22533189]Yes, she was obese. It was disgusting.[/QUOTE]
Omg! I got someone at my school exactly like that and when one particular person annoys her she has a rage moment and runs at everyone kicking them,
it is actually really scary though.
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[QUOTE=spanaren;22535846]At my last school there was this mentally challenged dude. He had a little room for himself, noone never really cared about him, untill we got this new guy in our class. He started to 'joke' with the 'tard by opening that door and knocking on the window and ohter shit. One day, when he opened the door, the retard rushed out, took the new guy down and stomped on hes head several times. He stomped so hard that the new guy got a small crack in hes skull. I saw it. It was hes own fault tho. :geno:
Also, the tard was several years older then that guy.[/QUOTE]
Tard! Tard in the Dungeon!
[QUOTE=nosidius;22536016]pwned[/QUOTE]
Oh screw you.
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Also lolwat at poster above me?
When I was 6 I was walking laps on the kirb around the outside of the playground when some 4 year old and his helper start doing the same thing behind me. He gets closer and closer to me until I could hear him mumbling about dirt in my ear over my shoulder.
He then proceeds to push me to the ground with all his strength and just continues along the kirb like nothing happened. To top it all off his old woman helper gives me the dirtiest look I have ever recieved in my life. I just sat on the ground holding my head wound trying to work out what the fuck happened.
[QUOTE=Doomish;22533108]Have fun not knowing math when you get out into the real world! :D[/QUOTE]
So he pays attention in class the whole year, passes the class, but since he listens to his zune for the last 3 or so days of school he won't know any math whatsoever once he graduates? What kind of logic is that? Or are you just bad at reading and couldn't see the school year is almost over?
I really, REALLY dislike the retarded kids in my school, they run through the halls like a fucking bulldozer knocking everyone down. If they're not running over people, they're screaming and spitting all over the place. I remember I was having a really bad day once, and one PUNCHED me in the back. I turned around and punched him right in the face. I don't care if I seem cold hearted or anything, I regret nothing.
I bet you're not the first person to see him naked and I doubt you will be the last. For all you know he might be a serial eye rapist waiting to pounce on people with his bare flesh. I'd lock your windows if I were you.
Theres this strange guy in out class named Teylor (Yes, E, not A). He has the most goddamn skinny legs, and when he sits down with his legs crossed, you can see the bones in his knees. Besides that, he acts like a tard, doing stupid shit like standing next to a group of about 4 girls from the 'popular' group, and starts talking and agreeing with what they say. He always sticks his tongue out slightly, and combined with his honestly, disfigured face, people say hes got a vagina mouth. Also, he stares at everyone, and started to dry hump the back of my chair when I fell asleep in class. Also, we worked out that we were 100% sure his glasses were normal eyesight ones, not reading ones. The 'badass' guy of our class, Grahhem, being 'badass' as normal, grabbed his glasses (the teacher didn't know because Teylor's voice is so goddamn low and quiet) and walked outside. He quickly smashed the lens out of them, and gave them back to Teylor, who was half blind. It took him about half a hour to work out why he couldn't see.
Edit: Just rememebred, when I was in grade 4, we had the most lovely teacher. She was really nice. You just threw a rock at someone? "ah hey! That is not nice! *puts on good happy smile*". Anyway, for the first time, we saw her get angry at a kid, who everyone hated. Kinda. It wasn't like hating him, but when ever he came into class everyone would be all "eeugh..." So yeah, teacher got pissed and yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP SAMMI!"
No one spoke for the rest of the class
[QUOTE=I Has a Crayon;22531810]Okay, so I'm sitting in my Alegebra class, as any other normal day. Listening to my Zune, playing Space Battle. I really had to go to the bathroom, so I walk up to the teacher, got the pass, and went on my way. Now let me say this, I've been in some awkward situations, but nothing of this extent. So I walk into the bathroom, and I could hear that somebody was in there. So I continued in, and i look around the corner.
There it was. The wierdest thing I had ever seen. There was a completey naked, mentally challenged kid in the bathroom. Just... Standing there. The worst part was, I made eye contact. He proceeded as nothing was wrong, started getting dressed. I made my way over to the urinal, and tried to just.... erase the image from my head. The kid got dressed, and left.
Now I can't call him a wierd ass or anything, because he's mentally handicapped. But I have no clue what to say or do about this. So FP, what do you think?
-A funny side story, in Elementary school, there was a gay mentally handicapped kid who would give us fashion tips. His name was Abraham.[/QUOTE]
He was doing it for the lulz. He purposely got undressed because he knew you were coming in.
I think my year has about 3 special needs children to every class. There are 8 classes.
But I live near Bristol, everyone is inbred here.
I don't fucking know why this happens all the time. Same thing happened to me. I walked in the bathroom and there was the mentally challenged kid kind of stroking his flaccid penis into the stall and the principal was there going pee to. Some kid was leaving while I was entering and he was like shaking his head.
I left immediately.
lol, reminds me of the time some kid jerked off in the lunch room. He wasn't handicapped in any way either.
Another story. Going into the bathroom at my junior school. Open the door only to see these two mentally challenged kids leaving the stall together. They didn't even wash their hands.
I wonder how many of these stories are made up.
[quote=tard blog]I generally keep my desk locked. There are many things in there that could hurt a tard, and trust me--the first thing a tard tries to get is the thing that will hurt them the most. Paperclips, rubber bands, pushpins, white out, glue, etc; these are all magnets for curious tard hands. It is for this reason that I try not to unlock my desk unless I absolutely have to.
Today I needed an envelope for a progress letter that I was sending to a parent. I foolishly forgot to re-lock the top drawer of my desk.
Angelo has had problems before with playing with things he shouldn't. He tends to get obsessed with things that stretch when you pull them. He once almost tore the skirt off of one of his classmates because of the way it stretched. Today, because I left my desk open, he managed to get to my rubber band box while I was preparing my first group to walk to PE class.
By the end of the day he started wimpering. I repeatedly asked him what was wrong, but he wouldn't say. He just gave me a teary eyed look and said that he didn't do anything wrong.
Finally as we were lining up to leave he pulls down his pants and starts screaming.
This doesn't surprise me, as it is more common than one might imagine in a tard class. I go to hike his pants back up and ask him what was wrong. It was then that I noticed he had wrapped a rubber band around his penis several times, and that it was starting to turn purple.
I was fucking floored. I walked him down to the nurse, where she removed it and I called his mother to tell her what happened.
I decided not to punish him, I think he's punished himself enough already.
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AHAHAHAH oh my GOD THIS IS AWESOME
Not as bad as the time I walked into my school bathroom and I saw a black kid doing coke with the stall half open
[quote]One of the interesting things about my job is that I get to deal with all kinds of students. They run the gambit from those barely able to curse at me, to ones that are just mildly retarded and fully capable of telling me off. One of my tards, Leigh suffers from just slightly decreased mental capacity due to her retardation. She is very aware of her surroundings and is quite capable of mimicking actions.
She has had problems in the past with "inappropriate touching", by which I mean she was caught "touching others inappropriately". This is how you phrase it in the letter to a parent, instead of saying "I caught your retarded daughter in the coat room rubbing another tards chest and moaning loudly."
I believe that she learns most of these actions from her mother. A few weeks ago Leigh shared a story of how "mommy has friends that bang her head against the wall all night, but she said it was a good banging". I have Leigh consult me before telling stories to the group now.
Needless to say I found this a little more than disturbing, and I have tried to schedule a meeting with Leigh's parent to talk about this. Of course I haven't heard back, but I'm used to that, she's probably a little too "busy."
Anyway the other day I heard loud "porno-style" moaning from the coat room, and noticed Leigh wasn't at her seat. I went to
investigate, when Leigh waddled out of the coat room as fast as she could with her pants around her ankles. She was moving so quickly that she tripped and slammed onto the floor.
Glancing back at the coat room I saw all the kids lunches open and all the coats piled up in the corner. I have no idea what the fuck was going on, so I pulled up Leigh's pants, buzzed the principal, and told the kids we were all eating at the cafeteria today.[/quote]
HOLY SHIt THE TARD BLOG IS FUCKING AWESOME
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[quote]I received a letter from a parent today, saying that their child has been using an awful lot of "naughty words". This doesn't surprise me. I don't curse in front of my tards, but there certainly is a lot of foul language flying around my classroom. So today I paid attention to what this particular tard was saying. Some of his "naughty words" were fucking hilarious.
After I told him that he wouldn't have individual play today because he didn't turn in his assignments, he responded "I FUCK MOTHER!".
Out on the playground I heard him yell "You shit fucker," at one of the other students.
While lining up to leave, another student cut in front of him, "Ass fuck me" was his reply.
I really feel like writing his parents back and telling them they should teach their kid how to curse, because what he's learning in my classroom just isn't cutting it.
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Oh my god im about to die ahahaa
I went to the movies the day that someone took all the adult men with downs.
I walked into the bathroom, the first thing I saw was a guy at a urnial, pants on the floor, he was leaning with his hands on the wall waving his dick around. He was at like a 90 angle, because he used the little kid stall.
And this guy (who looked like the black guy with the fish from the andy milonakis show) was in the corner urinal with his dick out, popping in and out and in out, talking to some guy who was sitting in a stall, door closed but his feet sticking all the way out.
They sounded like that guy from scrubs, the OTHER guy named JD "
"HEY NUMBAH TWO"
[QUOTE=BlackWolf97;22542508]I went to the movies the day that someone took all the adult men with downs.
I walked into the bathroom, the first thing I saw was a guy at a urnial, pants on the floor, he was leaning with his hands on the wall waving his dick around. He was at like a 90 angle, because he used the little kid stall.
And this guy (who looked like the black guy with the fish from the andy milonakis show) was in the corner urinal with his dick out, popping in and out and in out, talking to some guy who was sitting in a stall, door closed but his feet sticking all the way out.
They sounded like that guy from scrubs, the OTHER guy named JD "
"HEY NUMBAH TWO"[/QUOTE]
I'm so glad i've never had any of these occurences.
We used to let this kid sit with us at lunch at my old school, I don't remember what he has, but he acts normal except his voice sounds like he's making fun of retarded people. His name was michael
flash forward two years. I go to a new school. Michael came up to me in front of my friends. I forgot that nobody else knew him. I hear "HEY THERE KUUUUUHHHHL TAAAWWWN!*" Without realizing I just said "Oh, Hi Michael." and he kept walking.
I looked up and everyone was staring at me making the :ohdear: face.
*Kolton
[QUOTE=BlackWolf97;22542624]I thought it was fuckin hilarious. I could barely pee though. I was standing next to the leaning guy, and he was moaning like a fucking zombie.
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make that a [B]jockey[/B][/QUOTE]
Dude what the fuck.
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[QUOTE]I was going through the supermarket around 12:00AM last night. I usually shop late at night, as there is less of a chance of bumping into anyone I know. I was going through frozen food section, when I see one of my tards on the other side of the freezer glass, mashed in between packages of frozen corn and peas. He was smiling and fogging up the window while beating on the glass and saying "Miss Hammon!" over and over.
I'm think to myself, "What a fucked up supermarket--they serve frozen tard."
After that I thought, "Were the hell are his parents?". I was relieved to find that it was one of the push open kinds of freezer doors as he let himself out and walked over to me. I told him what he was doing is very dangerous and he could suffocate. This agitated him, and he consequently told me I was a cunt and that he thought I would like the surprise. He then spit on the floor and walked away.
I never found out if he was with his parents or not.[/QUOTE]
That website is great
[QUOTE=Nekrietns;22531988]I kicked a tard once, drooling bastard kicked me first. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
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You guys should have docked. :smug:
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;22542938]You guys should have docked. :smug:[/QUOTE]
Lovely
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