reminds me of the time a saw a kid fappin the the bathroom.
[QUOTE]Angelo was walking towards the coat room today, when he clipped one of the classroom tables with his hip. Feeling slighted, he cursed at the table and swung his leg to kick the corner he'd bumped into. He missed the table leg by inches and sent his foot smashing into the underside of the table. He screamed and bent down to grab his toes, banging his head against the topside of the table.
At this point Angelo started crying, fell on his butt, and started trying to take his shoe off. He leaned forward to untie his shoe and hit his forehead against the edge of the table. After this he just curled up into a ball. I have never seen a tard lose a fight with an inanimate object quite as badly as this.
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Another one from the Tard Blog site.
apparently some kid in my school masturbated in the elevators we have for disabled people (i got to use them because i had both of my toenails ripped out)
i never had any evidence but everyone talked about it
[QUOTE=DimJim;22543517]apparently some kid in my school masturbated in the elevators we have for disabled people (i got to use them because [B]i had both of my toenails ripped out[/B])
i never had any evidence but everyone talked about it[/QUOTE]
Ouch. how were they removed? by doctor, or something else? :ohdear:
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;22543631]Ouch. how were they removed? by doctor, or something else? :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
I say it was a door or playing a bit to hard in gym.
Tard Blog = best blog ever.
especially the ones with Augusta (or whatever the name was. The clean freak that doesn't like to be touched.)
[QUOTE=SpartanApples;22534403]In my school there's this kid that goes around pretending he's spongebob :geno:[/QUOTE]
Ohgod. I think we go to the same school. :ninja:
[QUOTE=humanz;22544747]Ohgod. I think we go to the same school. :ninja:[/QUOTE]
If you are serious I need to read some fucking stories about this one.
This thread makes me so happy I was born normal.
I have a sister with Autism. She's not one of those people who bounce off the walls and "HURF DURRF" *PUNCH KICK BITE* She can talk basic english, but she has a speech impediment. She knows basic math, but she's going to be in school till she's 21. She's 17 now.
Just saying, even though I don't mind living with her, some of the people in her special ed class scare the fuck out of me. Fucking biters. God damn. Never gonna forget when I got a bite from a 15 year old girl on the floor playing with blocks, and the fucking thing got infected for some shitty reason. Fuuuck.
Okay one thing.
Do [n]not[/b] tell anyone. Some of your friends may give him a hard time or tell others and thats the last thing this poor boy needs.
I love picking on innocent tards =)
That's kind of a dick move, although my grade does it to our retarded kid a lot.
[QUOTE=claythepro;22547045]I love picking on innocent tards =)[/QUOTE]
Then you are a jackass.
Once I was walking down the hall when I catch this kid from Special Ed vomiting while pissing himself at the same time. The smell soon after is beyond human vocabulary. Two girls were also walking down the hall, I will never forget the look on their faces.
He wasn't completely retarded, but someone who had a bit of downs asked me to "put my penis in his anus".
I bet you did it, didn't you?
This one time, in Kindergarden, or maybe pre-school, not sure, this one Autistic kid was atop this little play structure thing. I was climbing up the ladder to where he was. As I make my way, triumpantly up the final rung of the ladder thing...BAM. The motherfucker kicked me square in the jaw. I fell down the play structure, got parents called on the Autistic kid and myself, and bawled my eyes out. :smug:
some kid missed the toilet while doing number 2
also seperate tards from normal children
"as in build tard schools
I was in first grade, and this one deaf girl was on top of the slide, and I was climbing up. The stupid whore started stomping on my fingers, (She's a year younger) And I grabbed her foot and yanked her down, and she hit her head, but apparently that didn't phase her, she started silently screaming: "Bahhhhhh..." like a fucking sheep.
I feel really bad now...
I don't have any stories about me doing anything cruel to a tard :'(
there is this one retard that always took off his shoes and slept in the middle of the school blacktop, nothing else too weird tho...
[QUOTE=DemonDog;22544477]Tard Blog = best blog ever.
especially the ones with Augusta (or whatever the name was. The clean freak that doesn't like to be touched.)[/QUOTE]
My favourites are when he takes peoples food.
The bit when the class is decorating cookies is hilarious, he constantly tells them not to take too much, when obviously he is going to have it all...then his Mum picks him up at the last moment. XD
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;22542299]I wonder how many of these stories are made up.[/QUOTE]
Obviously you dont have handicapped at your school? they do some really strange shit by the way.
[QUOTE=I Has a Crayon;22531810]got the pass,[/QUOTE]
What do you mean by this OP?
[QUOTE=I Has a Crayon;22533206]they should have a self help number to call for people who have seen fat/retarded people naked.[/QUOTE]
What if their hot and retarded?
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;22542004]Theres this strange guy in out class named Teylor (Yes, E, not A). He has the most goddamn skinny legs, and when he sits down with his legs crossed, you can see the bones in his knees. Besides that, he acts like a tard, doing stupid shit like standing next to a group of about 4 girls from the 'popular' group, and starts talking and agreeing with what they say. He always sticks his tongue out slightly, and combined with his honestly, disfigured face, people say hes got a vagina mouth. Also, he stares at everyone, and started to dry hump the back of my chair when I fell asleep in class. Also, we worked out that we were 100% sure his glasses were normal eyesight ones, not reading ones. The 'badass' guy of our class, Grahhem, being 'badass' as normal, grabbed his glasses (the teacher didn't know because Teylor's voice is so goddamn low and quiet) and walked outside. He quickly smashed the lens out of them, and gave them back to Teylor, who was half blind. It took him about half a hour to work out why he couldn't see.[/QUOTE]
That's fucking gold :D
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