My Epic Fetish!

[o0ICE0o]

Holy fuck, dude.
That was a good, but disturbing read.

[Halflifefan84]

[QUOTE=o0ICE0o;24704002]Holy fuck, dude.
That was a good, but disturbing read.[/QUOTE]
Dude, imagine that being your life.

It's fucking bad, I still feel like an outcast, but now, I don't care anymore, since I'm on my own (Grandpa died a few months ago) so I can do whatever I want.

[ApertureFan]

[QUOTE=GodKing;24703977]Dunno why, reminded me of this:

[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL]

[URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=ggkQ6JPew2E[/URL]

[/QUOTE]

Silly merman, you can't light a match when you're underwater! The nerve of some people, to waste perfectly good matches!

[Com Truise]

Haha this reminds me of a time when I was playing Modern Warfare 2 and I saw a convo very similar to this, I even screencapped it, it was so fucking weird!!!

[URL=http://img5.imageshack.us/i/wtfcod.jpg/][IMG]http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/5042/wtfcod.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[THEMikeDurham]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;24703683]Finding Nemo must have been the greatest porno ever in your eyes.[/QUOTE]

Whattabout a Finding Nemo style porno with a Finding Nemo movie length run time???

[Halflifefan84]

[QUOTE=Proj3ct_ZeRo;24704097]Haha this reminds me of a time when I was playing Modern Warfare 2 and I saw a convo very similar to this, I even screencapped it, it was so fucking weird!!!

[URL="http://img5.imageshack.us/i/wtfcod.jpg/"][IMG]http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/5042/wtfcod.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]
Please un blur his name, I need to talk to him!

[Zally13]

[QUOTE=Proj3ct_ZeRo;24704097]Haha this reminds me of a time when I was playing Modern Warfare 2 and I saw a convo very similar to this, I even screencapped it, it was so fucking weird!!!

[/QUOTE]
The fact that you play Modern Warfare 2 is worse.

[LCBADs]

This sounds like the bulk part of the strangest chain e-mail ever conceived.

[Halflifefan84]

[QUOTE=THEMikeDurham;24704135]Whattabout a Finding Nemo style porno with a Finding Nemo movie length run time???[/QUOTE]
Now that would be a masterpiece in my eyes =)

[JerryK]

[IMG]http://cdn.nahright.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kanye-sp-7-450x337.png[/IMG]

wat

[Halflifefan84]

[QUOTE=JerryK;24704183][IMG]http://cdn.nahright.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kanye-sp-7-450x337.png[/IMG]

wat[/QUOTE]
That would be sweet if I was gay =/

[w0lfeh]

:wtc:
That is one fucked up fetish

[Halflifefan84]

[QUOTE=w0lfeh;24704206]:wtc:
That is one fucked up fetish[/QUOTE]
Don't think I don't know that.

[MrAfroShark70]

Silly OP, your story is weird and flawed story wise. You know why? This thread would beg to differ.

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=978040[/url]

[editline]01:52AM[/editline]

Also, this would be technically bestiality if I am correct

[Alaskan Wolf]

[QUOTE=Halflifefan84;24704203]That would be sweet if I was gay =/[/QUOTE]

Ahem:

[QUOTE=Halflifefan84;24704203]my goldfish, named [b]mister[/b] bubbles. I liked [b]him[/b] a lot, I told [b]him[/b] all my problems, and [b]he[/b] just listened[/quote]

[QUOTE=Halflifefan84;24704203]I saw my fish trying to eat on my penis, and it grew about 3 times in size[/quote]

I think I have some news for you...

[salty peanut]

That was stupid.

[Halflifefan84]

[QUOTE=Alaskan Wolf;24704347]Ahem:

I think I have some news for you...[/QUOTE]
The fish was a girl, that man was a black guy, not interested.

[Alaskan Wolf]

[QUOTE=Halflifefan84;24704372]The fish was a girl, that man was a black guy, not interested.[/QUOTE]

You named a female fish [i]mister[/i] bubbles, and refer to her as 'he' and 'him'?

:colbert:

[HyperTails]

That was the most funniest thing I have ever read.

[UnarmedSniper]

Oh fuck what?

[salty peanut]

[QUOTE=Alaskan Wolf;24704401]You named a female fish [i]mister[/i] bubbles, and refer to him as 'he' and 'him'?

:colbert:[/QUOTE]

Chill the fuck out dude, he doesn't have to explain a made up story.

[GodKing]

You should get into contact with this man:

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24699823&postcount=1[/url]

[vanille]

well, to be frank i once heard about this guy who likes to fuck fish, but i always thought its impossible to do so, isn't the fish's hole/mouth too small for a dick ??

[Alaskan Wolf]

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;24704418]Chill the fuck out dude, he doesn't have to explain a made up story.[/QUOTE]

But finding plot holes in things is what I do. :v:

[MrAfroShark70]

[QUOTE=Alaskan Wolf;24704554]But finding plot holes in things is what I do. :v:[/QUOTE]

I already did.

[Alaskan Wolf]

[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24704564]I already did.[/QUOTE]

And I find more.

[Halflifefan84]

[QUOTE=Alaskan Wolf;24704401]You named a female fish [I]mister[/I] bubbles, and refer to her as 'he' and 'him'?

:colbert:[/QUOTE]
I have two fish, misses bubbles and mister bubbles, I thought it was misses at the time.

[Alaskan Wolf]

[quote=halflifefan84;24704599]i ahve two fish, misses bubbles and mister bubbles, i thought it was misses at the time.[/quote]

LIES [del]AND SLANDER![/del]
caps

[Halflifefan84]

[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24704564]I already did.[/QUOTE]
Then please, tell me the plot holes in my life, I would love to hear it from someone who doesn't know me :ramsay:

[editline]01:20AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Alaskan Wolf;24704621]LIES [del]AND SLANDER![/del]
caps[/QUOTE]
No, I'm serious.

[MrAfroShark70]

[QUOTE=Halflifefan84;24704628]Then please, tell me the plot holes in my life, I would love to hear it from someone who doesn't know me :ramsay:

[editline]01:20AM[/editline]

No, I'm serious.[/QUOTE]

The thread that I posted clearly states the errors in which you made when constructing this "Real Life Story".

It's still bestiality.