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i'm laughing so hard holy shit oh goddd

I always wanted to know a person like this. I would call him Fish Fucker Frank the Freaky.

[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24704662]The thread that I posted clearly states the errors in which you made when constructing this "Real Life Story". It's still bestiality.[/QUOTE] Didn't see the thread I guess, I'll look at it, and get back to you.

[QUOTE=Alaskan Wolf;24704401]You named a female fish [i]mister[/i] bubbles, and refer to her as 'he' and 'him'? :colbert:[/QUOTE] aren't you that furry that fucks wolves

OP is Troy McClure.

[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24704662]The thread that I posted clearly states the errors in which you made when constructing this "Real Life Story". It's still bestiality.[/QUOTE] Okay, If it's the one I think it is, that has nothing to do with THIS post. My friend gets on this account every so now and then, and that was his post. This is real however And yes, it is bestiality. I'm not denying that.

[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;24704707]aren't you that furry that fucks wolves[/QUOTE] I went through all of his threads, what in gods name are you talking about?

what is this I don't even

[QUOTE=fuck you;24705083]what is this I don't even[/QUOTE] Well, you see, the OP is claiming he has an epic (cool) fetish (sexual attraction) about fish. He then wrote a story that spanned a day and took him in and out of all sorts of shenanigans, eventually ending him in his Grandfather's house, in which the Grandfather died and now he occupies his time fucking fish bowls and making up stories for us.

[QUOTE=DanTehMan;24703656]We shall call you FlSH. [sp]HQRSE[/sp][/QUOTE] I laughed too hard.

I said what the fuck out loud, then I realized OP isn't telling the truth.

I smell a troll.

Obviously a troll.

Oh god that was a funny read, i still can't stop laughing.

someone should make a documentary about fish fetishes

At first it was believable but then it took a SHARP turn to imagination land. Also, the word EPIC in a title completely made me lose hope for this thread.

the only way this can be more fake is that your gramp had a unicorn, not a horse

Yeah I lost all belief in this when you fucked the 2nd bowl

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;24706271]Yeah I lost all belief in this when you fucked the 2nd bowl[/QUOTE] I just can't believe it took 3 pages to figure it out.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;24706277]I just can't believe it took 3 pages to figure it out.[/QUOTE] It was obviously fake at the second sentence, you guys are fucking dumb.

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;24706286]It was obviously fake at the second sentence, you guys are fucking dumb.[/QUOTE] :iceburn:

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;24706286]It was obviously fake at the second sentence, you guys are fucking dumb.[/QUOTE] Was that directed at me or what?

:wtc:

huge troll or huge freak. Or both

Fake or not, the story is great.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;24706303]Was that directed at me or what?[/QUOTE] I was agreeing.

Hey OP, what's your opinion of Aquaman.

Wow... You HAVE to be trolling. I don't care HOW horny you are, your fucking common sense would kick in when 2 PEOPLE are in the room with you when you decide to wrap an EEL around your dick. If it didn't, then you are really fucked up.

[QUOTE=Proj3ct_ZeRo;24704097]Haha this reminds me of a time when I was playing Modern Warfare 2 and I saw a convo very similar to this, I even screencapped it, it was so fucking weird!!! [img_thumb]http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/5042/wtfcod.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Maybe he likes [i]cods?[/i] :smug:

[QUOTE=Stizzles;24706896]Maybe he likes [i]cods?[/i] :smug:[/QUOTE] Oh god I laughed so hard my roommate wanted to know what I was laughing at. ALT-F4. ALT-Fucking-F4!!!