My Epic Fetish!

[Stizzles]

[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;24706939]Oh god I laughed so hard my roommate wanted to know what I was laughing at.

ALT-F4. ALT-Fucking-F4!!![/QUOTE]

Yet you still had time to post this...

[{ABK}AbbySciuto]

[QUOTE=Stizzles;24706980]Yet you still had time to post this...[/QUOTE]

I waited to post it, he was walking out of the room and I started laughing.

SO THERE

[KeenanM.]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=998719[/url]

Op's heaven is being inside that fish's mouth.

[cdillio]

[QUOTE=Halflifefan84;24703579]I like to call it the aqua fetish, and as the name suggest, I like thinking of fucking [b]tiny ass fish[/b]/other things that live under water.

[/QUOTE]

[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hyphen.jpg[/img]

[wewt!]

[QUOTE]And no matter what you believe, this IS a true story. [/QUOTE]
hahaha

[Octave]

:wtc:

Also I call bullshit

[Gazzy]

:wtc:

[Helari]

Jesus try and watch normal porn or get therapy or something. Thats pretty sick.

[heavy artillery]

[QUOTE=mzathemind;24703710]I should have seen this coming...
Google search boy masturbates eel. It's like the third link safe search off.[/QUOTE]

:monocle:

[heavy artillery]

he was home alone, but his mom was in.

:iiam:

[john_frohman]

HQRSE's grandson.

[Lambda 217]

I know of a fish that will give you even more pleasure, the shark :buddy:

[{ABK}AbbySciuto]

[QUOTE=tepholman;24709216]I know of a fish that will give you even more pleasure, the shark :buddy:[/QUOTE]

Hell yes...those teeth tearing into your dick is so [I]marvelous[/I]. :v:

[Noubi]

[QUOTE=Halflifefan84;24703579]-fishy fetish-[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.saturnine.net/what.gif[/img]

[Decaf Cobra]

This confuses me greatly. You might need to see someone professional about this.

[Halflifefan84]

[QUOTE=heavy artillery;24707916]he was home alone, but his mom was in.

:iiam:[/QUOTE]
Correction, I said home alone, mostly all the time, that still means they could be there, but not that much.

[Asgard]

[img]http://www.itsnature.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/goldfish.jpg[/img]

[Halflifefan84]

[QUOTE=eXiv2;24709661][IMG]http://www.itsnature.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/goldfish.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
*fap fap fap* Thank you for that lovely picture =)

[Pachengo]

posting in an epic thread

[Stizzles]

:flashfap:

[Halflifefan84]

[QUOTE=Falchion;24707457]Jesus try and watch normal porn or get therapy or something. Thats pretty sick.[/QUOTE]
Dude, no!

I find real women to be repulsive and unattractive. Let alone there selfish behavior, it's to much for someone who isn't as sexy as a goldfish!

[editline]10:36AM[/editline]

[editline]10:37AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=tepholman;24709216]I know of a fish that will give you even more pleasure, the shark :buddy:[/QUOTE]
Thing is, I would like to keep my dick afterwords.

Thanks for your suggestion, but my fish are just fine. =)

[{ABK}AbbySciuto]

[QUOTE=Halflifefan84;24709775]Dude, no!

I find real women to be repulsive and unattractive. Let alone there selfish behavior, it's to much for someone who isn't as sexy as a goldfish!

[editline]10:36AM[/editline]

[editline]10:37AM[/editline]

Thing is, I would like to keep my dick afterwords.

Thanks for your suggestion, but my fish are just fine. =)[/QUOTE]

...

This isn't normal at all (but that's why it's a fetish). You wrapped an eel around your dick.

PLEASE GET HELP.

[editline]11:41AM[/editline]

Also I saved the OP in my Creepypasta folder for future postage.

:v:

[johnnyIERB]

Whatever floats your boat i guess.

[Jonathan94]

Does this turn you on OP :gizz:
I bet you wanna fuck nemo til he's happy again

[img]http://www.search-best-cartoon.com/wallpapers/finding_nemo/finding_nemo_02.jpg[/img]

[{ABK}AbbySciuto]

Oh god epic grammar error

[quote=halflifefan84]...and he puked all his moms bed...[/quote]

[Halflifefan84]

[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;24709854]...

This isn't normal at all (but that's why it's a fetish). You wrapped an eel around your dick.

PLEASE GET HELP.

[editline]11:41AM[/editline]

Also I saved the OP in my Creepypasta folder for future postage.

:v:[/QUOTE]
Dude, I don't want help, it feels too damn good.

[{ABK}AbbySciuto]

How do you puke all a bed?

[editline]11:46AM[/editline]

FREAK broke mah automerge

[Halflifefan84]

[QUOTE=Jonathan94;24709956]Does this turn you on OP :gizz:
I bet you wanna fuck nemo til he's happy again

[IMG]http://www.search-best-cartoon.com/wallpapers/finding_nemo/finding_nemo_02.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Which ones Nemo?

I'm guessing it's the clown fish in the middle.

Well to be honest, I like the chubby one better =)

[3picFail]

Lifestyle section Bro.

[Richard Longflop]

Mmmm.
Look at dat WHORES-FISH.
DAAAAAAMN.