• Any advice on dating Mormons?
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Oh, and, It's a trap!
They wear magic underwear.
[QUOTE=Detective P;22270897]While two at once is okay, I wouldn't do any more than 3 in one date cause then there might be issues.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=90695&dateline=1272853733[/IMG]:respek:[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=135907&dateline=1275008144[/IMG]
Convert to Mormonism.
Don't.
they don't like minorities
Grow a beard
Date multiple ones, then marry them all. Trust me.
Serious advice: Mormon doctrine is very strict about marriage. Mormons can't marry non-Mormons, as far as I know there are no exceptions. Also, most Mormons who actively participate in the church will follow the church's guidelines strictly, or they're heavily shamed. So, unless the girl in question is one of those people who claim to be religious but don't regularly attend church and such and aren't really part of their religious community, you're pretty much SOL man.
Impregnate her with an atheist baby, I know you want too
[QUOTE=j.bryson;22265063]Also, any idea what conflicts might occur seeing that I'm an Atheist?[/QUOTE] Looks like you're fucked
No shpadoinkeling until the 3rd date.
[QUOTE=Skyhawk;22271722]Serious advice: Mormon doctrine is very strict about marriage. Mormons can't marry non-Mormons, as far as I know there are no exceptions. Also, most Mormons who actively participate in the church will follow the church's guidelines strictly, or they're heavily shamed. So, unless the girl in question is one of those people who claim to be religious but don't regularly attend church and such and aren't really part of their religious community, you're pretty much SOL man.[/QUOTE] Mormons actually CAN merry non-mormons, its just less common, same with all religions actually, they'd all like people to merry within there own religion
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;22265074]Don't.[/QUOTE] Best advice in the thread. Mormons are even more crazy than your average catholic or protestant. They're extremely gullible (read up on how Joseph Smith got the golden plates) and have a lot of weird rules that makes no sense (They can't drink anything with coffeine because it's addictive).
Don't date mormons unless you want to be one of them
This girl I'm talking about doesn't seem to be the average Mormon, a lot of the rules I know of she seems to break often...so, I dunno
Never drink a carbonated beverage around them, apparently they flip out if they're near caffeine since they're not allowed to drink it.
[QUOTE=DamagePoint;22274370]Never drink a carbonated beverage around them, apparently they flip out if they're near caffeine since they're not allowed to drink it.[/QUOTE] That is definitely not the case here, she keeps drinking Monsters (energy drink)
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;22269068]If you really [I]have[/I] to, then just steer clear of religious conversation topics.[/QUOTE] This.
Mormons go around preaching their religion on bikes where I live. So you'll be dating someone on a bike all the time.
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