My brother and his girlfriend are having sex in the jacuzzi right now. - General

You should have walked out and got in the jacuzzi and pretended nothing out of the ordinary was going on.

They just left the jacuzzi, my shorts better be going in the washing machine

Wear his shorts and shit your pants

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[QUOTE=mastermaul;24430745]You should have walked out and got in the jacuzzi and pretended nothing out of the ordinary was going on.[/QUOTE] that would be fucking hilarious.

[QUOTE=mastermaul;24430745]You should have walked out and got in the jacuzzi and pretended nothing out of the ordinary was going on.[/QUOTE] Without any shorts because his brother stole them. :q:

If they're still in there go up to them, and stare as you walk past.

There probably doing something completely different, OP is just too immature to understand...

Or do the :smug: face as you walk past.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;24430792]There probably doing something completely different, OP is just too immature to understand...[/QUOTE] I know what the fuck sex looks like. I've watched plenty of porn in my time good sir

I call shenanigans!

[QUOTE=Pengwarrior;24430818]I know what the fuck sex looks like. I've watched plenty of porn in my time good sir[/QUOTE] You actually saw the intercourse? And furthermore why are you spying on them in the first place?

Open the window and yell "HEY BRO HOW ARE YOUR HERPES"

[QUOTE=poopsicle;24430920]You actually saw the intercourse? And furthermore why are you spying on them in the first place?[/QUOTE] I heard the girl moaning outside my window, and as I already knew they were in the jacuzzi, I looked outside. And they were having sex.

I'm pretty sure they were just playing water sports.

[QUOTE=mastermaul;24430745]You should have walked out and got in the jacuzzi and pretended nothing out of the ordinary was going on.[/QUOTE] this :)

Should have opened the window and shouted out "Hey bro the doctor is on the phone, I think its about your... well... you know"

Should of walked outside and shouted "HEY BRO, DID YOU WANT THIS CONDOM OR WHAT?"

Tomorrow morning squeeze a whole bunch of tooth paste in the jacuzzi, then ask your brother what is it.

You should have down a cannon ball into the jacuzzi while wearing a speedo.

Why you refuse to take pics?

Okay, your brother was wearing [I][B]YOUR[/B][/I] fucking swimshorts while doing the "jacuzzi oozie". I REPEAT! [B][I]YOOOOUUURRRR SWIMSHORTS![/I][/B] Drastic measures [U]MUST[/U] be taken! I recommend the next time he wants a sandwich, offer to make it for him, and substitute jizz in place of mayo. He won't know what hit him, until it drips on his face from the sandwich...

Play Marco Polo with them without being in the water

[QUOTE=Take_Opal;24431044]I'm pretty sure they were just playing water sports.[/QUOTE] And he was hitting her with his water noodle to hard and fast that's why she was moaning.

[QUOTE=Superstormj;24431859]Okay, your brother was wearing [I][B]YOUR[/B][/I] fucking swimshorts while doing the "jacuzzi oozie". I REPEAT! [B][I]YOOOOUUURRRR SWIMSHORTS![/I][/B] Drastic measures [U]MUST[/U] be taken! I recommend the next time he wants a sandwich, offer to make it for him, and substitute jizz in place of mayo. He won't know what hit him, until it drips on his face from the sandwich...[/QUOTE] That's pretty sick.

Should of chucked a bucket of cold water at them.

Should have done some play by play commentary.

You should've tried to sneak some of that "Instant Jell-O mix" in.

Should have left them alone. [editline]p[/editline] Oh right you did.

Should have popped out the window and said: "SUP, BRO!" :buddy: