My brother and his girlfriend are having sex in the jacuzzi right now.
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Shoulda yelled "Hey bro, the docter's calling about your herpes!!"
[QUOTE=Pengwarrior;24430543]I can hear/see them from the window I'm sitting next to.
And he's wearing [b]my fucking swim shorts.[/b]
[B]Edit:[/B] They're finished now.
Also no vids you pervs.[/QUOTE]
Well he wouldn't have gotten nearly as far as he did if he had your normal swim shorts.
:smug:
why do you watch your brother when he fucks
you're creepy
This thread is filled with so much wasted potential
This is why we pre-prep the jacuzzi with a bag of earwigs now isn't it :colbert:
Haha Facepunch, you are unique.
I love threads like this, where you can picture every funny thing someone says/does.
go pick up the used condom off the ground and put it in your mouth
You should've filmed it and done a running commentary :(
dude i've heard every member of my family have sex :/
except myself
[QUOTE=mastermaul;24430745]You should have walked out and got in the jacuzzi and pretended nothing out of the ordinary was going on.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jericho_Rus;24430774]Without any shorts because his brother stole them.[/QUOTE]
"Oh hey bro, seen my shorts anywhere?"
Wasted thread
Leave him alone :colbert:
"Hey, bro, I heard you with your girlfriend having sex, so I made a thread about it on a gaming forum"
She has to be careful thats an easy way to get a UTI
Run, yell cannonball and jump right between them. You might even cop a feel if you are lucky.
I imagined the thread title sung to the tune of "The Holly And The Ivy"
You're obviously jealous.
Throw a whole lot of ice-cube's in there xD.
no video :-(
Throw a flashbang grenade in the near vicinity, that would cause some fun.
What kind of brother watches his bro do this?
You should of stuck yiur head out the window and went "NEED A DISPENSER HERE"
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;24438994]Throw a flashbang grenade in the near vicinity, that would cause some fun.[/QUOTE]
Dear lord, I almost spat my Iced Tea everywhere when I imagined this.
[QUOTE=Rooster Assassin;24435066]I love threads like this, where you can picture every funny thing someone says/does.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=The Inzuki;24435241]go pick up the used condom off the ground and put it in your mouth[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DJSergei;24439071]You should of stuck yiur head out the window and went "NEED A DISPENSER HERE"[/QUOTE]
Really?:colbert: i said that in the brother fapping thread a day ago
Should have walked into the Jacuzzi and say: "'sup bro?"
[QUOTE=darcy010;24431394]Tomorrow morning squeeze a whole bunch of tooth paste in the jacuzzi, then ask your brother what is it.[/QUOTE]
Funniest thing I've read in a long time.
Sometimes I wish I had a bro :frown:
[QUOTE=Bellminator;24442364]Sometimes I wish I had a bro :frown:[/QUOTE]
So you could spy on him?
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